Ancient Egyptians Used to Masturbate into the Nile River...

[Still Benefited]

The #JBOTakeover of TLR has begun.

If our forum isn't fixed then we're filled with dread.
We shall be horny in TLR instead.

You were warned.

And friendly reminder,please take this back to basement. Better known as the JBO section. Nucoli trying to expand the brand. And this JBO takeover on the daily is intefering.

If not Im going to reccomend you have your whole JBO section taken away since you cant seem to stay there. Would be a shame to lose all those gigabytes of filfth wouldnt it?

You shouldve taken head.
How many rooms to post porn,do you sick puppies need?

 

[Nabs]

 

[ba'al]

Repped.

 

[Dave24]

ayoooooooooo*

Ha*

 

[Hathaway]

 

[Hathaway]

You were warned.





You shouldve taken head.
How many rooms to post porn,do you sick puppies need?

JBO the army. We never die

 

[Devilinurear]

This was both a cultural and religious practice.

Ancient Egyptians considered masturbation to be extremely important and many of them thought that when a God masturbates, it is some kind of…magic? Some even thought that the Nile river was created that way. Why the Nile river? Well, you have to look at the God Atum. Many thought that he created the Nile river by masturbating and the flow of the river represented the frequency of his ejaculations. That’s why the Pharaohs had to ceremonially masturbate into the Nile.

Masturbation is in our blood. Get that nut off in the name of Isis JBO brehs

Jbo started reality

 

[maxamusa]

lmfao hold this rep I'm DONE

 

[BangBike]

Every river on earth has nut.

Not the Harlem river..

 

[Devilinurear]

Every river on earth has nut.

I made sure

 

[Devilinurear]

I got an odd feeling that jbo dudes all ashy with jagged hairlines.

Nope I am bald

Riddle me this how can I be ashy when I am always jerking off with lotion.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

You ain't ever seen the curves the Nile has

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Pause but where's the source of this information

Pyt28 | Sacred Texts Archive

Ancient Egypt: 1231a. To say: The sky has strengthened the radiance for N.,

www.sacred-texts.com

1248a. To say: Atum created by his masturbation in Heliopolis.

1248b. He put his phallus in his fist,

1248c. to excite desire thereby.

1248d. The twins were born, Shu and Tefnut.

1249a. They put N. between them;

1249b. they put N. among the gods in the Marsh of Offerings.

1249c. To say four times: N. mounts to heaven;

1249d. N. descends to the earth; for life everlasting.

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[PharaohAtem]

Your threats cannot quell truth

I'm gonna get you and all yall nikkas laughing in this thread or disrespecting my land, may Ra reign fire upon your souls

 

[Champagne Kudo]

Makes sense

Easy clean up