Ancient Egyptians Used to Masturbate into the Nile River...
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You JBO brehs aint taking nothing over.
Ayo this fukking threadFap me a riiver
This might be the funniest thread of the year
Hathaway
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GollyImGully
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bullshyt. whoever posted wants you to think ancient egyptians are as fukking stupid as they are. next they’re going to be telling you cavemen did the same shyt dwayne wade is doing with their kids
Black Man of the Nile
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Maybe them Roman nikkaz did that shyt I for sure didn't 
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Nile River aka Harlem River
Nile River aka Harlem River
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I have to post in this thread strictly for the history books. You nikkas are fukking hilarious.
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No, they weren't stupid, just ignorant. They practiced 'natural theology'. They had no concept of the female fertility cycle aside from menstruation and, to ALL ancient people in that area, there were only a couple ways to produce 'life'. One of those ways was via semen. That's why y'all refer to it as 'seed' now.
