Angels are real brehs

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Just dumb luck sometimes brehs. Just minding your own business like..

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My brakes started fukking up a week before. I was gonna fix it the next day :francis:


I was on my way to the club. It was raining, I was going 80. But I was tipsy and listening to March Madness:lawd:

you are a fukked up dude for that
 

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That would literally be the face I make if I saw that hurtling at me :huhldup:


:mjlol: at angels being real because of someone being in the right place at the right time to not die

do we have to post gifs of people getting pancaked to say angels are fake? :troll:
 

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Bible survives car fire
WMC-TVPublished: February 22, 2016, 12:41 pm Updated: February 22, 2016, 12:49 pm



MEMPHIS, Tennessee (WMC) – Good Samaritans worked together to rescue an injured driver from the wreckage of his vehicle just before it burst into flames on Interstate 385 in Memphis, Tennessee Sunday.

Miraculously, all that survived the inferno was the man’s Bible.

Witnesses said the vehicle went off the road and ran into a pole.

“Everybody started getting stuff to bust the windows. We had to get the man out of this car,” witness Elicia Bridgforth said.

With some help from good Samaritans, a K-9 officer rescued the driver from the burning vehicle before it exploded.

Witnesses said the driver was pinned against the steering wheel.

“All I could find was a gallon of water, so I went back and wet him so maybe it wouldn’t burn him and I could keep him as moist as possible,” Corey Kilpatrick said.

The group tried unsuccessfully to find a fire extinguisher. Moments later, a man ran over with a jack iron and broke through the window.

“It appeared he was completely trapped in the driver’s seat,” Kilpatrick said.

The man was carried to safety. Moments later, everyone on the scene heard the car making loud popping noises.

“I said ‘this car is going to blow. Lord, please let me get this man out,’” Bridgforth said.

The driver was taken to the hospital in non-critical condition.

Police recovered one item from the burned car: a Bible.

“That is God,” said Eugene McNeil. “If you don’t believe it, I don’t know what to say.”


Bible survives car fire

I like how God let the car crash and burn but his book survived. How about you stop the fukking car from crashing and burning instead of keeping your precious fukking book intact:francis:

'it's a miracle':francis:
'god saved me' yeah, right after he almost turned you into a crispedy ass piece of meat :francis:
 
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