Ants kill/eat giant roach while birthing, kids get that work too...

CarbonBraddock

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i hate fukkin ants. this one time, i caught one of them and rigged up a camera system in front of it and force-fed him for like a week while relaying the video to the colony, who watched in terror. eventually he literally exploded on live tv from the force-feeding, and the rest of them knew never to fukk with me again after that.
 

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I wonder if they realized that the roach is alive or if they just see everything as food and some move and some don't.
 

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I kill them in front of their partna so they can get the message to the queen we don't fukk around in my house... if they come back :mjpls: I got shooters :wow:

Maaaaan, if a fly ever got into my house as a kid, I would try to capture it and microwave it for like 1 second then let it free again. The 1 second wasn't enough to kill it, but in my head the 1-second of being microwaved would have been so fukked up that the fly would go back to the other flies and tell them to stay out of my house cause it was fukked up. :mjlol:
 

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If Its one bug i respect...and have a low key fear of....its ants
They are an unstoppable tide when they mobilize:lupe:


Everytime i see an ant in my house by itself, i think
"Damn..you must be on an advanced scouting mission for the queen huh?":ohhh:

And then i kill that bihh, so it cant relay any info about my crib to the colony:birdman:

I tried using my finger to crush one and unsurprisingly that exo skeleton had me thinking I was a p*ssy.
:francis:













ended up dipping that lil bytch in the toilet water and flushing
:mjgrin:
 
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