Any tips for an aspiring comedian?

[HoloGraphic]

how is that even a joke??

Now scroll back down to this post and hit my spoiler.

 

[ugksam]

Now scroll back down to this post and hit my spoiler.

 

[HoloGraphic]

Now repeat until you get the joke. You should sit down, this may take awhile.

 

[ugksam]

Now repeat until you get the joke. You should sit down, this may take awhile.

uh oh ok ? ? ?

 

[HoloGraphic]

Sorry, it was a bad pun.
*gets out of chair, grabs a drink*

 

[The 2020 New Member]

travel. don't shyt on people. don't steal jokes. listen but don't take advice. converse. be fearless. embrace the immenent feelings of suicide when things aren't going well. don't act on them tho. write. write. even when you don't want to write. don't make fun of other people if you can't rip yourself apart but the reality is you suck. just by being a human being, you're terrible. seriously. you're the worst. i mean, come on! you're an adult begging for attention and seeking approval for how funny you are. you're an enormous a$$hole. and don't drink. don't smoke. don't fukk. and break rules.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Listen to Comedian's podcasts:

Joe Rogan
The Champs
Girl on Guy
Adam Corolla
etc.

 

[RawlDough]

So I should go into it assuming I'm never gonna succed at it anyway?

 

[Roberto Dinero]

So I should go into it assuming I'm never gonna succed at it anyway?

Nah, u shouldn't think like that. U just might not be a big star or successful enough to live off it but u won't lose anything by trying. It won't come easy tho. Not many things come easy.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

How come all of the people who did or want to do stand-up on this board are so average? I guess the funniness just doesn't translate into text.

also, i don't really sit around here trying to entertain people on here (or when i'm not on stage in general). i post dumb shyt and converse but this isn't a performance.

 

[wingzboy]

What happened breh? Did u give it a shot?

 

[HoloGraphic]

Timing is everything.
Master the art of story telling.
Never finish your stories (when dating)
Emotional rollercoasters.

 

[IllustratorMike]

Load for bear with hecklers.

If your shtick is wack or slow coming outta the gate, you better be able to come back fast on em

Otherwise you'll lose your audience and never recover.