Any y'all nikkas sit on the toilet like a gargoyle?

[Collateral]

They say that’s the proper form for taking a shyt, no cap. Make ya knees touch ya elbows, brehs

 

[MajesticLion]

Drop down and get your eagle on, OP

 

[RhodyRum]

Take a shyt like you riding dikk, brehs

 

[boogers]

im #jetset so using the toilet is always a pleasure

one wipe and im clean

yall know the average american uses multiple miles of toilet paper a year? think about all the trees dying for you to wipe your ass.

#jetset

change your life for the better

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

isn't that an asian thing? specifically chinese?

 

[Address_Unknown]

Spoiler: Op over at people house like

fukking up your girl's carefully curated bathroom linen, tracking mudbutt all over the Loo'n'shyt.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Are u indian?

 

[The BasedFather]

I sit like this on the toilet. Prop my phone up and watch a movie and eat snacks

 

[3rdWorld]

Thats how youre supposed to release waste..squatting is the natural way to remove everything from your bowels, because during evolution that's how man went to the loo, they didnt sit like we do today but squatted.
Breaking the toilet seat is why I dont anymore.