Any y'all nikkas sit on the toilet like a gargoyle?

[Dont@Me]

im convinced a worrisome amount of posters dont wipe their asses at all




if you have violent, liquid, red hot molten diarrhea and you fart while you're shytting, it gets all over the back of your balls

bidet sprays that off... but how many guys are wiping the back of their balls off? i swear yall tell on yourselves

so anyways, im thinking about upgrading. it's definitely an investment, but i really want this model with warm water and an air dryer

and the wireless remote feature aw man. my balls n johnson will be so clean my girl could eat maple walnut ice cream off the back of em

good luck out there @dontWipeMe or whatever your damn name is

Something wrong with your rectum mane

 

[Oatmeal]

Feet on the bowl is wild, but I've done an aerial squat variant anytime I had to use a public toilet to shyt - so I kinda get it lol

But in the home of a trustworthy person, best believe I'm sitting my ass down and then going through their medicine cabinet

 

[Sad Bunny]

Been doin this my whole life.

I'm visiting my sister and I just broke her toilet doin this shyt

Oh well..... she'll be iight

Yes I do but reverse cowgirl style.

 

[Sk3ptical]

I think maybe in India

 

[BuckFilly]

Hell yea, just can’t have socks on

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

I know your school bus had 3 kids on it.

 

[RageKage]

I ain't no gargoyle, I sit like a man

 

[Dont@Me]

I know your school bus had 3 kids on it.

Yea, you were one of 'em

 

[ORDER_66]

 

[zerorequiem]

Feet on the bowl is wild, but I've done an aerial squat variant anytime I had to use a public toilet to shyt - so I kinda get it lol

But in the home of a trustworthy person, best believe I'm sitting my ass down and then going through their medicine cabinet

I NEVER sit on a public toilet seat. I'm hovering all day.