Any y'all nikkas sit on the toilet like a gargoyle?

[Belize King]

Had to since OP mentioned Gargoyles

Shout out to the GOAT

 

[shopthatwrecks]

sit like a distingushed gentleman yes yes

ring my maid to use the jets on my bum... baby wipes and powder....

 

[summwunn]

 

[At30wecashout]

Hybrid Toilet

This is great for those of us with consistent, fiber rich diets.

For you other cats dropping logs or spraying shyt like a redneck sprays mud off their pickup tires, stay the hell away.

 

[Coco Loco]

 

[Voice of Reason]

Why do we have to be nikkas?

 

[Rozay Oro]

I heard my cousin shyts like that

 

[Maddmike]

I just bought a poop stool the other day

 

[⠀X ⠀]

im #jetset so using the toilet is always a pleasure

one wipe and im clean

yall know the average american uses multiple miles of toilet paper a year? think about all the trees dying for you to wipe your ass.

#jetset

change your life for the better

Just got the same exact one. It’s a game changer.

 

[Ray D’Angelo Harris]

Our buttholes were designed in such a way as to NOT collect feces when feces passes, allowing early humans to poop with no worry of wiping with a poisonous leaf or- in today’s terms, toilet paper.

This ONLY works by squatting deeply to poop, as pictured in the OP.

 

[ItsPeople]

Be grown but feral brehs

 

[⠀X ⠀]

I read that squatting instead of sitting all the way is the more healthier way to do it

I heard it’s how women are supposed to have babies as well.

 

[Killer Instinct]

When that knee buckles

 

[CopiousX]

This is great for those of us with consistent, fiber rich diets.

For you other cats dropping logs or spraying shyt like a redneck sprays mud off their pickup tires, stay the hell away.

Absolutely disgusting. All those microscopic sht particles will be all up on your legs, pants, socks, etc.

The only way this would feasible is if you hopped right into a shower after each and ever sht you took. Wouldn't even be practical outside your home .

 

[At30wecashout]

Absolutely disgusting. All those microscopic sht particles will be all up on your legs, pants, socks, etc.

The only way this would feasible is if you hopped right into a shower after each and ever sht you took. Wouldn't even be practical outside your home .

Honestly I thought everyone did it for years. That said, you should be butt-bone naked when taking a dump. There is a certain amount of freedom one should have when that colon blow hits. Just keep your fiber right and you make smoothies and not glizzies or the chocolate rain.