Any y'all nikkas sit on the toilet like a gargoyle?

[boogers]

You bidet nikkas are like vegans. Always giving your unsolicited input when no one even asked

just tryin to help your literal dirty ass #jetset

nobody ever takes my advice! i used to deal with frequent constipation. (prefacing this with a no homo, just saying) the jets of the bidet will help 'break it off' so to speak. used to have to strain so hard id see stars and squiggly lines in my peripheral vision man it was fukked up... thats why i dont fukk with that kratom shyt either. made me push out a cannonball. i drink this stuff called kefir now so im not busting any more blood vessels

Just got the same exact one. It’s a game changer.

repped. #jetset!!!

 

[Dont@Me]

When that knee buckles

I've fell a couple of times

 

[Dont@Me]

just tryin to help your literal dirty ass #jetset

nobody ever takes my advice! i used to deal with frequent constipation. (prefacing this with a no homo, just saying) the jets of the bidet will help 'break it off' so to speak




repped. #jetset!!!

Everybody look! This nikka gettin "broken off" in his bootyhole!!

 

[⠀X ⠀]

wrong thread

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Skinny frail breh shyt

That’s how skinny women shyt

 

[⠀X ⠀]

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[Tetris v2.0]

Feet on the bowl is wild, but I've done an aerial squat variant anytime I had to use a public toilet to shyt - so I kinda get it lol

But in the home of a trustworthy person, best believe I'm sitting my ass down and then going through their medicine cabinet

 

[boogers]

Everybody look! This nikka gettin "broken off" in his bootyhole!!

i mean its sort of childish but if you think about it... you're just smearing it. there's still shyt between your cheeks. you ever smelled freshly wiped ass? wet wipes are an improvement; however, using a jet of water blasts it off completely. you do pat/wipe yourself dry afterwards. no one likes walking around with a wet ass. its uncomfortable.

imagine if you only wiped your hands clean. ever. that would be disgusting, wouldnt it?

now think about it on a microscopic level... there's probably shyt smearing into your boxers right now.

how are you gonna get in bed with a woman with microscopic shyt particles covering your ass?

thats why you dry wiping savages get wedgies and have to pick the boxers out of your ass. you have a microscopic level of shyt glue sticking to you.

that is truly gross my friend

bidets are just cleaner, and better for the environment, period. its a one time purchase, with an additional $8 or so for a flexible hose to attach to your wall.

theres nothing gay about saving the earth.

grow up

Spoiler

 

[Dont@Me]

i mean its sort of childish but if you think about it... you're just smearing it. there's still shyt between your cheeks. you ever smelled freshly wiped ass? wet wipes are an improvement; however, using a jet of water blasts it off completely. you do pat/wipe yourself dry afterwards. no one likes walking around with a wet ass. its uncomfortable.

imagine if you only wiped your hands clean. ever. that would be disgusting, wouldnt it?

now think about it on a microscopic level... there's probably shyt smearing into your boxers right now.

how are you gonna get in bed with a woman with microscopic shyt particles covering your ass?

thats why you dry wiping savages get wedgies and have to pick the boxers out of your ass. you have a microscopic level of shyt glue sticking to you.

that is truly gross my friend

bidets are just cleaner, and better for the environment, period. its a one time purchase, with an additional $8 or so for a flexible hose to attach to your wall.

theres nothing gay about saving the earth.

grow up

Spoiler

I don't need to read all of that

I spit on my toilet paper and it's like a ghetto bidet already

 

[sportscribe]

Y'all nikkas doing all sorts of yoga on the toilet. I'm convinced one or two of y'all into witchcraft.

 

[boogers]

I'm convinced one or two of y'all into witchcraft.

im convinced a worrisome amount of posters dont wipe their asses at all

I don't need to read all of that

I spit on my toilet paper and it's like a ghetto bidet already

if you have violent, liquid, red hot molten diarrhea and you fart while you're shytting, it gets all over the back of your balls

bidet sprays that off... but how many guys are wiping the back of their balls off? i swear yall tell on yourselves

so anyways, im thinking about upgrading. it's definitely an investment, but i really want this model with warm water and an air dryer

and the wireless remote feature aw man. my balls n johnson will be so clean my girl could eat maple walnut ice cream off the back of em

good luck out there @dontWipeMe or whatever your damn name is

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

This is how we doo doo

 

[85 East]

Been doin this my whole life.

I'm visiting my sister and I just broke her toilet doin this shyt

Oh well..... she'll be iight

You know you can go to the Dollarstore, or Dollartree or whatever you have and buy a small stool right? Pretty much let's you squat while sitting at the same time.

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

I Spider-Man in public restrooms, but I may switch to the Gargoyle.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

I Spider-Man in public restrooms, but I may switch to the Gargoyle.

I be using jedi mind tricks so my ass don't touch the seat