Any you dudes master the art of nutting without nutting?

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i remember one time my ex was jerking me off and right when i was about to explode she pressed down on my taint, stopping me from shooting. my sht was pulsating and felt like i was ejaculating but nothing came out because she blocked the custard from coming out. sht was weird. i peed everything out after.

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you pissed out your nut? :wtf:
 

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In all seriousness I would see a doctor. Was this recent or a while ago?

its not bad, its like the excess yogurt that you have after u explode, it gets pissed out. after my ex did it i tried it and found it was an easy/safe way to jack off at the crib without anyone noticing/having to clean up

but its funner to shoot your cream so what i ended up doing is jacking off into plastic bags. tie those btches up n toss them in the trash after :steviej:
easily the best way to swack ur steak and get rid of the evidence.
 

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you fukking up your manhood breh

iono, im googling this sht and its some ancient practice that these tantric sex freaks have been doing for centuries. and from what ive heard about these hornballs is that they have the most explosive sex imaginable.


im not worried tho, i have never had ED problems and when i do explode during sex theres usually a large amount of spunk thats expelled.

the only problem i have is taking too long to nut because of all the years of masturbating have desensitized my dong somewhat :snoop:
 

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iono, im googling this sht and its some ancient practice that these tantric sex freaks have been doing for centuries. and from what ive heard about these hornballs is that they have the most explosive sex imaginable.


im not worried tho, i have never had ED problems and when i do explode during sex theres usually a large amount of spunk thats expelled.

the only problem i have is taking too long to nut because of all the years of masturbating have desensitized my dong somewhat :snoop:


stop beating it breh and don't watch porn



when I was with my girl when I beat on the regular I didn't want sex with her, stop beating and watching porn and I'm rock hard with the pants still on second I'm in bed with her


now I'm single again though :to:
 

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stop beating it breh and don't watch porn



when I was with my girl when I beat on the regular I didn't want sex with her, stop beating and watching porn and I'm rock hard with the pants still on second I'm in bed with her


now I'm single again though :to:

nah i still have those random merciless meaty angry pulsating erections at the most inopportune times still. the problem with swacking it is you get desensitized. it sucks. i tried to pass it off like im a champion that doesnt cum fast but after a while shes like ok wtf cum already u idiot :damn:
 
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