Any you dudes master the art of nutting without nutting?

[DreadHead P]

i remember one time my ex was jerking me off and right when i was about to explode she pressed down on my taint, stopping me from shooting. my sht was pulsating and felt like i was ejaculating but nothing came out because she blocked the custard from coming out. sht was weird. i peed everything out after.

You know why this would never work on me? Because the second she reached pass my balls to touch my taint my a$$hole protection security system would have kicked in and I would have jumped up swinging

 

[sfgiants]

You know why this would never work on me? Because the second she reached pass my balls to touch my taint my a$$hole protection security system would have kicked in and I would have jumped up swinging

my taint is like 5 inches long, pause, you act like you've never been jacked off by woman

also if you've ever 69'd a woman, there is a lot of groping and when they decide to ram your beef branch down their gullet, they usually cup your whole junk from the base of your ball bag which *gasp* includes a part of your taint.

in this particular occasion we were in front of one of those long slender mirrors and she was behind me tugging my flesh rope and massaging the ball bag when at the point of ejaculation she pressed down/up and stopped me from shooting my children out onto the floor

 

[HollywoodP]

I'll never be able to look at a pint of Guinness the same again..thanks fukker.