Anybody else here ever farted at the gym? 🌬️

[Knuckles Red]

So last Saturday, I was executing my usual deadlift procedure, and, as I squatted down, one of my gas babies escaped the inner chambers of my virgin buttgina. I was so embarrassed! You had better believe I kept my shyt pillows clinched as tightly as possible for the remainder of my gym time, so that no more gas babies could escape. It was a small toot, but a toot nonetheless, and its like my grandpappy always used to say, “it doesn’t matter if its a small fart, or a big fart, all farts stank the same.” Anyway, I’ve been replaying this nightmare in my head for the past few days, and thought I’d come and ask my Coli peeps if any of you have ever farted at the gym? I figure most people fart and go to the gym, so, surely there is someone else who has done both at the same time, no? And, so, have any of you ever farted at the gym? How did you handle the situation? Was it moist or dry? Mine was a bit moist, unfortunately. Did the stench linger, or leave you immediately? I’m thinking about wearing a buttplug from this point moving forward, or maybe placing a piece of scotch tape across my loaf cutter to avoid any more gas baby births. I hope this inspires a discussion about gym etiquette because most of us fart.

 

[VelourSocks]

So last Saturday, I was executing my usual deadlift procedure, and, as I squatted down, one of my gas babies escaped the inner chambers of my virgin buttgina.

just why

 

[BaldingSoHard]

All. The. Time.

In fact the gym is the best place to fart. Everyone is wearing headphones so nobody can hear you. The trick is not to be standing still as you do it so nobody can assign it to you. Walk to get some water or something and cropdust that shyt.

 

[polio68]

I’m thinking about wearing a buttplug from this point moving forward, or maybe placing a piece of scotch tape across my loaf cutter to avoid any more gas baby births. I hope this inspires a discussion about gym etiquette because most of us fart.

Nikka. WTF.

 

[TreySav]

 

[AQz]

Op is beyond weird. We out of here.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

 

[Tasha And]

“it doesn’t matter if its a small fart, or a big fart, all farts stank the same.”

Your grandpappy was wrong

 

[levitate]

Nah, but a lady farted during karate class once.

 

[BaggerofTea]

Knucks always good for hearty laugh lol

 

[Fanservice]

Who’s mans is this

 

[NoMorePie]

I’m thinking about wearing a buttplug from this point moving forward, or maybe placing a piece of scotch tape across my loaf cutter to avoid any more gas baby births.

 

[Realm-Breaker]

how embarassing! brap! brap! brap!

 

[Calibrated]

".....gas babies ....... virgin buttgina.......... shyt pillows clinched ....... ask my Coli peeps ..........Was it moist or dry? ......... wearing a buttplug ............ a piece of scotch tape across my loaf cutter ........... gas baby births.

 

[BangBike]

Needs less butthole..