Anybody else here ever farted at the gym? 🌬️

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Of course this nikka would ask if another nikka pooted

 

[Knuckles Red]

Of course this nikka would ask if another nikka pooted

“P**t” is such a vile word.

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

Ayo this nikka is ten times worse than cozy Carl

 

[Adonis]

Everyone farts at the gym. There was no need for you to make such a disgusting post to describe you farting at the gym. You're such a drama queen.

 

[null]

it's called marking territory OP

 

[humminbird]

 

[Knuckles Red]

Your grandpappy was wrong

All farts are created equal.

 

[Cornershooter]

When I was in 6th grade we had a push up and sit up day . And I begged my crush to spot me I cringe thinking about how I begged her but I was like 11 give me a break

She said no and everyone was laughing but her best friend went with her crush and she was mad. they spent 5 mins arguing and Her friend didn’t budge. So basically by the end everyone else had a partner and she was left with me

I decided I was going to impress her

did like 50 push ups then it was time for the sit ups did like 5 then dropped a BOMB in her face as she was holding my legs in front of the whole class . Nikkas talked about that for the whole 6 grade

Thought my life was over

 

[Knuckles Red]

When I was in 6th grade we had a push up and sit up day . And I begged my crush to spot me I cringe thinking about how I begged her but I was like 11 give me a break

She said no and everyone was laughing but her best friend went with her crush and she was mad. they spent 5 mins arguing and Her friend didn’t budge. So basically by the end everyone else had a partner and she was left with me

I decided I was going to impress her

did like 50 push ups then it was time for the sit ups did like 5 then dropped a BOMB in her face as she was holding my legs in front of the whole class . Nikkas talked about that for the whole 6 grade

Thought my life was over

Dry or moist?

 

[Knuckles Red]

All. The. Time.

In fact the gym is the best place to fart. Everyone is wearing headphones so nobody can hear you. The trick is not to be standing still as you do it so nobody can assign it to you. Walk to get some water or something and cropdust that shyt.

The stench follows you though. How do you deal with that? Its frightening to think about.

 

[GreenGhxst]

I run 2 miles on the treadmill before I start, I fart while running, just make sure to stomp hard if you're unsure about the fart

After that I'm sweaty as fukk, I be crop-dusting everybody with the silencer unintentionally on

feel me

 

[WaveWhisperer]

I fart all the time in the gym

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Your threads always make me laugh

 

[Black]

Your grandfather is a fukk nikka

 

[Cornershooter]

Dry or moist?

Moist