ANYBODY EVER PIMPED BEFORE?

cleanface coney

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MY COUSIN CALLED ME 2AM LAST NIGHT TALKIN ABOUT HE GOT HIM A LIL RUNAWAY AND WAS I TRYNA fukk WIT HER
IM LIKE NAW nikka I GOTTA WORK IN THE MORNING
BUT THAT shyt HAD ME LAUGHING
THIS nikka NOT EVEN A REAL PIMP HE A WANNA BE PIMP.
LAST LIL bytch HE HAD TRIED TO STEAL TWO BOTTLES OF ACT FROM HIM
HE ENDED UP SMACKIN THE bytch UP LOLOL

THIS nikka TRYNA BE A PIMP BUT HIS PIMPHAND TOO SKINNY LOL
 

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HELL YEA THAT bytch WAS TRIPPIN
LOL I TOOK HIM TO DROP THE bytch OFF nikkaS TRIED TO KIDNAP HER
LOL CRAZY NIGHT!!
SHE WAS A LIL CURLY REDHEAD bytch
HAD HER GONE OFF THE ZANS LOLOL

MY nikka LOS MADE HER SNORT LIKE 3 BARS I THOUGHT THE bytch WAS FASHO DYING LOLOL
 

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Nah. I ain't never pimped but I have gotten money outta byytches tho. I have never officialy sent a byytch to the track or made a byytch walk that double yellow line in the street, but I have had a few strippers on the squad that would go get it for me.:ehh:

A few of my nyggaz dabbled in the pimp game for a minute, but they said it ain't all glamorous like it is portrayed on TV. Them nyggaz were always stressed out, paranoid and having manage all these different hoes. They told me they had to always worry about sting operations, byytches gettin robbed, or claiming they got robbed. Byttches that could posibly run to the popos and rat. A lot of the times the bytches would have a slow night and couldn't pay for the cost of the room. Lil shyt like that
 

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Nah. I ain't never pimped but I have gotten money outta byytches tho. I have never officialy sent a byytch to the track or made a byytch walk that double yellow line in the street, but I have had a few strippers on the squad that would go get it for me.:ehh:

A few of my nyggaz dabbled in the pimp game for a minute, but they said it ain't all glamorous like it is portrayed on TV. Them nyggaz were always stressed out, paranoid and having manage all these different hoes. They told me they had to always worry about sting operations, byytches gettin robbed, or claiming they got robbed. Byttches that could posibly run to the popos and rat. A lot of the times the bytches would have a slow night and couldn't pay for the cost of the room. Lil shyt like that

Pimping is the ultimate :troll: business. You literally have to be watching your girls 24/7, be lurking on some :sitdown: stalker type sh*t. Sh*t is only really worth it if you got high net worth clientele or whorehouses. Some people get it confused, a lot of pimps do it because it's an option for them, not because it's a gold mine. If you got a good strip, maybe the chick is f*ckin 3 dudes a night (maybe). Let's say she's charging $100/head (no pun intended). And she's doing it 5 nights a week (realistic) that's only $1500/wk. Then you gotta give her food, clothing, shelter, miscellaneous (drugs, liquor, etc), and some cash for the ho. The pimp would be lucky to clear $500/wk off of all that. So that's why you gotta have a stable, and be constantly driving around checking on the corners to make sure your girls are there, or they are in a hotel clockin'. So if you a decent pimp, you got a stable of 5 women, you makin' about $2500/wk. Then of course, you gotta deal with nikkaz tryin' to take your territory, so you need to hire enforcer or pay protection, probably run you about another $500/wk. $2000/wk is ok money, but it's not worth doing fed time, gettin' murked by rival gangs. Now if you got a Bunny Ranch type brothel, that's when you eat my nigs :shaq:
 
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LAST LIL ***** HE HAD TRIED TO STEAL TWO BOTTLES OF ACT FROM HIM

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I knew a couple of cats that was trying pimping, bringing girls around and then saying that she willing to this and that. But they wasn't doing it good enough because they could never get a stable. Maybe one or two and then something happened and they be gone.
 

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naw, you gotta be a fullblown sociopath to be in the pimpin game.

was watching Superfly the other day out of the blue (hadn't seen it in a while). and there was some convo between Priest and some other dude about how he could get more money. and dude told him "...then there's always pimpin but you don't have the heart for that..." (paraphrasing). keep in mind dude was a mid-level drug dealer, ready to kill, never compromising on deadlines, etc. dude was tough. granted it was a movie but still...pimping is a special category of crime. it's like you're managing cattle. hoes sell their soul to the devil in exchange of drugs, affection, a sense of belonging and the hope of realizing glamorous fantasies. to be a pimp, you gotta be that devil. like i said, not everyone has the heart to do it. never knew pimps but i've known "wannabes".
 

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naw, you gotta be a fullblown sociopath to be in the pimpin game.

was watching Superfly the other day out of the blue (hadn't seen it in a while). and there was some convo between Priest and some other dude about how he could get more money. and dude told him "...then there's always pimpin but you don't have the heart for that..." (paraphrasing). keep in mind dude was a mid-level drug dealer, ready to kill, never compromising on deadlines, etc. dude was tough. granted it was a movie but still...pimping is a special category of crime. it's like you're managing cattle. hoes sell their soul to the devil in exchange of drugs, affection, a sense of belonging and the hope of realizing glamorous fantasies. to be a pimp, you gotta be that devil. like i said, not everyone has the heart to do it. never knew pimps but i've known "wannabes".

to be a pimp you basically got to be the devil

great minds think alike
 
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