Anybody got experience with Atlassian/Jira? Cuz I’m bout to get fired UPDATE: Y’all saved me!

[Max Power]

We need less women stinking up the joint in tech so I hope nobody helped her. Look at the immediate response when asked to to something. Doesn't go on stackoverflow, doesn't Google anything, straight to the Coli to beg men to solve her problem.

 

[Kings County]

If I thought y’all were all dusty I wouldn’t even be here. Y’all be on BS a lotta time but I got love for y’all nikkas forreal. I learned a lot here and done made some money from y’all advice/tips.

I just be arguing sometimes cuz I want black love to win, and y’all not to die with dry dikks.

nikka saying anythingggg to get help

"yall know i just be playing man"

 

[Sonny Bonds]

Good luck to OP.

Slightly off topic: Are the Jira certs worth it?

 

[Kings County]

The most disappointing thing about this thread is you DIDNT lie. I remember the time I learned what six sigma was after someone told me a brief description and said it’s valuable to have on your resume. So I went and looked it up and seen it was some process improvement/project management type shyt. I was like shyt, I know enough about that shyt and updated my resume and put six sigma black belt on it. Mothafukkas think I can do all kind of shyt. I can’t. I don’t know shyt. I am highly confident I’ll figure the shyt out though and I always do

 

[Blackrogue]

Did OP log off before getting the help she needed?

I'm waiting on updates
I hope this shyt works out for her

 

[Edub]

I didn’t even lie! That’s what’s fukked up. We’ve had so many ppl leave since the start of COVID that I’ve had to take on shyt that’s really outside of my wheelhouse.

I’m the only black person on my team, so I be hesitant saying “idk how to do that” cuz I don’t want them to think black ppl are dumb.

Then you shouldn’t have anything to worry about…. You doin more than what you were asked to do

 

[morris]

Glad to see Coli members offer REAL assistance

The trolling had me rolling as well.

To the OP, sometimes ignorance I'd blissful at the workplace. It can go from "Please help so and so" to "Why didn't you do?"

As board members age, they may help more. I e been on other boards where people actually sent me the work file completed...and I don't even know these people!!

Gotta pay it forward

 

[Hungerpain]

This bytch talk so much shyt about nikkas,specifically “lames” and “squares” yet her dirty ass in here begging those same type nikkas for advice…fukk advice DIRECTIONS on how to do her fukking job.


Cant make this up.

 

[SNYC]

I don't want nobody forced back into a life of crime!

 

[HarlemHottie]

Deadass tho. Crime is mad stressful. We don't want our sister out here prematurely aging, with no healthcare or benefits n shyt.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Life comes at you fast....yo OP...you got it working?

 

[Silver Surfer]

As funny as this is....as long as I been in IT I have seen this shyt play out

 

[Apollo Creed]

JIRA is easy as hell

get this bum outta here

 

[SnugglesDaBear]

Fiverr has helped me many times for work projects to save my azz .

Those Indian dudes are lifesavers

Please kindly rate me 5 stars sir.

 

[JLova]

As funny as this is....as long as I been in IT I have seen this shyt play out

When you look at the job description and a long list of shyt they ask for...I don't blame some people. The key is to be able to learn that shyt quickly. If you can't pick shyt up quickly and are not resourceful then don't bother putting that shyt on your resume.

I try not to oversell myself. Here's what I'm about....if it's a fit, good. If not...then no problem. The stress of claiming to be an expert in something but having no clue is anxiety city over here.