Anybody here ever poop on themselves in public?

[Canada Goose]

When you got them bubble guts and can't get to an bathroom in time


Had to throw away Addias sweatpants, Nike running shoes and my underwear

Thought about pooping on a tree or sidewalk but live in NYC and ppl are everywhere and you risk getting the cops called and arrested and labeled an pervert if you expose yourself in public

Regardless of who you are, this has to be a top 5 L to take in life

 

[acri1]

I can't say I relate

 

[Mandarin Duck]

nikka yall be shytting everywhere I don't see how this is a problem for you

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Goat feeling

 

[TEH]

Just don’t shyt on my head OP

 

[TheDarkCloud]

I did a long time ago.

I was like 9 and was in a park trying to find my dad. I couldn’t find this nikka for the life of me. We was together and then the nikka literally disappeared out of sight. I didn’t even realize I had to shyt until it was too late. I couldn’t even make it to the portapotty in time. I guess it was the adrenaline from trying to find my dad and not knowing where the hell he had went.

I remember the smell lingered for days...even after I had thoroughly bathed that night and the following morning. It was a whole fukkin mess. My cousins kept making snide remarks about the “smell”, but only me and my dad knew what actually happened. I played it off that the repugnant smell was coming from a nearby waste plant.

 

[Lord_nikon]

No I have not,,,,,, but Yo shytty as need to stop shytting on my red car also

 

[Heafcliffe]

*insert Shannon Sharpe "No No No" gif*

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Once and it was because I had the flu......

Flu + Diarrhea + A real bad sneeze = a very very bad day

 

[Canada Goose]

Played it off that the repugnant smell was coming from a nearby waste plant.

needed that laugh, I'm pissed about my Addias/Nike gear getting ruined

 

[ThatTruth777]

nah... nah man...

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I was 12 years old but the way my hood set up there’s a part where people don’t go. So I went there and took my pants off and turned it over and dumped all the crap in the street and proceeded to walk home.

Didn’t really feel too bad dumping it in front of a Jewish owned auto shop.

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

No but I'll never forget I pissed my pants one time in Sunday school when I kept telling the teacher how bad I have to go and she wouldn't let me leave until after prayer.






My bladder gave up DURING the prayer

 

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Scared ass homo @philmonroe does this all the time camel style EWWWW.