Got caught in a rip tide at far rockaway beach
Anybody on here had any close calls with death?
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How in the fukk do you lose control of your car and hit a side rail switching lanes?? And you totalled 2 cars? Your dl should be incinerated
m0rninggl0ry
All Star
Yes. Three.
AlainLocke
Banned
I was poisoned by my cousin who was jealous of me.
Well damn. What happened?
SeveroDrgnfli
Ain't nobody tryin to get indicted.
1. I got stabbed.
2. Got shot at.
3. My bed was set on fire, luckily I had left earlier. Dude thought I was asleep in my bed.
4. I drank Round Up as a kid.
5. I almost drowned in the ocean as a kid.
6. I got stalked by a female mountain lion on a hiking trail for a few miles. That was the scariest shyt by far because I could hear it following me, but I couldn't see it. I also didn't want it to know I knew it was there and I had to not show fear. Remaining calm kept me alive. I was sure I was going to die a painful death. An animal won't kill you to eat you if it doesn't have to.
2. Got shot at.
3. My bed was set on fire, luckily I had left earlier. Dude thought I was asleep in my bed.
4. I drank Round Up as a kid.
5. I almost drowned in the ocean as a kid.
6. I got stalked by a female mountain lion on a hiking trail for a few miles. That was the scariest shyt by far because I could hear it following me, but I couldn't see it. I also didn't want it to know I knew it was there and I had to not show fear. Remaining calm kept me alive. I was sure I was going to die a painful death. An animal won't kill you to eat you if it doesn't have to.
Hungerpain
Banned
Numerous times, for some reason I shake it off the next day on some.
Now close calls with the law always have me some
for a few days.
Guess I'm just ungrateful.
Eventually I'll get hit up or worse.
Now close calls with the law always have me some
for a few days.Guess I'm just ungrateful.
Eventually I'll get hit up or worse.
Citi Trends
aka milobased
when i first born they took me away from my mom because i wasnt breathing. i think they thought i might die because they didnt tell her what was going on and everyone was running around
when i was like 8 i ran outside in my drawls, threw my baseball across the street in a ditch and when i ran across the street to get it an 18 wheeler was like a foot from hitting. i didnt even pay attention to it
when i was a kid a was sitting on the side of the deep end of a pool at the ymca. some kid came behind me and pushed me in and i couldnt swim. i almost drowned, someone had to save me
when i was like 8 i ran outside in my drawls, threw my baseball across the street in a ditch and when i ran across the street to get it an 18 wheeler was like a foot from hitting. i didnt even pay attention to it
when i was a kid a was sitting on the side of the deep end of a pool at the ymca. some kid came behind me and pushed me in and i couldnt swim. i almost drowned, someone had to save me
No..Money..Mo..Problems
it is what it is
A couple days ago I was pulling out of a Walmart. I'm at a T stop intersection tryna turn left and im waiting for the cars to the right of me to pass. Two cars about 50 feet apart approach I'm thinking I can sneak in between them easily so I quickly turn my head to the left just to make sure no car is coming and than I see a car slowing down with his turn signals on. So I'm thinking to my self okay this guy is tryna turn into the Walmart I'm pulling out of. So I can disregard him and focus on my mission of getting in between the other two cars that are nearing on the right of me. And for whatever reason I didn't go I just waited till they both passed. Turns out the clown that had his turn signals on actually kept going straight and had to intentions on turning into the Walmart. If I would of tried to move up thinking he was slowing down to turn and tried to get in between the other two cars on the right of me dude would of plowed into my driver side door. I was pissed I honestly wanted to follow dude and beat his ass. To be honest I have no idea why I didn't go maybe it was my conscious over riding my brain but the whole drive back I was thinking to myself I just escaped certain death.
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Got caught in a riptide at Haulover Beach in 2005
2008 I was inside a Jamaican restaurant in Oakland Park, got our food and left, 2 dudes were coming in and my mom held the door open for them, turns out them dudes went in there and wet up everything
2011 I almost drowned at Aquatica
On Saturday I dropped a 205 lb bench press on my chest and couldn't talk or breathe for 25 seconds
Got caught in a riptide at Haulover Beach in 2005
2008 I was inside a Jamaican restaurant in Oakland Park, got our food and left, 2 dudes were coming in and my mom held the door open for them, turns out them dudes went in there and wet up everything
2011 I almost drowned at Aquatica
On Saturday I dropped a 205 lb bench press on my chest and couldn't talk or breathe for 25 seconds
How
Why would someone set your bed on fire while you sleep? What did you do? Also how in the hell do you get hunted by a mountain lion?
Aquatica?4 times
Got caught in a riptide at Haulover Beach in 2005
2008 I was inside a Jamaican restaurant in Oakland Park, got our food and left, 2 dudes were coming in and my mom held the door open for them, turns out them dudes went in there and wet up everything
2011 I almost drowned at Aquatica
On Saturday I dropped a 205 lb bench press on my chest and couldn't talk or breathe for 25 seconds
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At 13..
Had pericarditis, which is an inflammation around the sack of your heart..
It was filled with blood and a doctor sent me home without even an X-ray..
Still had chest pains for a week and ma dukes took me back..
He did X-rays this time and I can still see his face.
“You need to go to the emergency room ASAP”
The look in his face was that of..
“I fukked up and hope I don’t get sued”
Got to the emergency room and they quickly took me to ICU..
shyt was like er..
Quickly stuck a needle into my heart to drain the fluid and it took 6 nurses to hold me down because I was trying to rip it out..
Stayed in ICU for a week and transferred to a normal room for a month..
Left the hospital and was back a week later for another month..
Past five months I’ve been dealing with a colon cancer scare, which could have been on the verge of full blown cancer if I didn’t catch the tumor before becoming malignant..
Any black man reading this..
GO TO THE fukkING DOCTOR..
Still dealing with some stomach issues but the tumor is gone..
Found out I have arthritis in my back..
Been eating healthier and working out with my lady..
All you have is your healthy and when you reach your mid 30s, shyt goes downhill..
Young brehs cherish that shyt and stay active if you can..
Had pericarditis, which is an inflammation around the sack of your heart..
It was filled with blood and a doctor sent me home without even an X-ray..
Still had chest pains for a week and ma dukes took me back..
He did X-rays this time and I can still see his face.
“You need to go to the emergency room ASAP”
The look in his face was that of..
“I fukked up and hope I don’t get sued”
Got to the emergency room and they quickly took me to ICU..
shyt was like er..
Quickly stuck a needle into my heart to drain the fluid and it took 6 nurses to hold me down because I was trying to rip it out..
Stayed in ICU for a week and transferred to a normal room for a month..
Left the hospital and was back a week later for another month..
Past five months I’ve been dealing with a colon cancer scare, which could have been on the verge of full blown cancer if I didn’t catch the tumor before becoming malignant..
Any black man reading this..
GO TO THE fukkING DOCTOR..
Still dealing with some stomach issues but the tumor is gone..
Found out I have arthritis in my back..
Been eating healthier and working out with my lady..
All you have is your healthy and when you reach your mid 30s, shyt goes downhill..
Young brehs cherish that shyt and stay active if you can..
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I was in the wave pool. If you've never been to Aquatica, their wave "pool" is more like the Mississippi River. That shyt is massive. I got caught in the middle of the deep end nowhere near enough to the edge to hold onAquatica?
May 1993
Was on a hike up by a waterfall at Yosemite and I thought I would be okay moving on wet rocks with worn down basketball shoes
Lost control and slipped 20 feet down the wet rock trail, missing the cliff with the waterfall by three feet
Twice in 2006
First was in January of that year driving home from a weekend in Tahoe where I didn't take my snow chains off sooner. The chain broke and tore my tire , making me stranded in the middle of nowhere at 0 degrees in the snow with no phone service . Luckily , I happened to pull over behind a CHP car where he got me a tow to the nearest town and I spent the night at a hotel until my tire was replaced the following morning.
Second was St Patrick's night early morning the 18th , I'm driving my homies crown Vic buzzed where I got too close to the shoulder of the freeway . I hit something that was on the shoulder going 85mph and it popped my driver's side front wheel clean off. My friend , who was husky build but the biggest lightweight drinker I've met, was in the backseat passed out drunk the whole time while this was all going on like
The rate of the speed when I lost the wheel made me hit three huge donuts on the empty freeway (it was 4am thankfully).
If anyone else was on that freeway when all of this was going on
I drove the remaining four miles on three wheels back to his house because I knew if I called and stopped for help on the freeway, most likely I would've got a DUI.
Because of me driving on an axle for that long , it eventually caught on fire after I got to his house but I pulled him out before the blaze reached the cabin of the car . I got the fire department over to put out the fire before it got to the gas tank but his whip was torched. He thanks me for saving his life and our friends
@ the story itself but I still @ how bad things could've got if I didn't act fast. Also because I burned up his car but he was cool with it for he had another ride anyway
Seeing the near drowning posts reminded me of when I was a toddler being babysat by my mom's friend who had a piff swimming pool. I learned how to swim because I nearly drowned numerous times . Thankfully she was watching me like a hawk and saved me like it was nothing .
Was on a hike up by a waterfall at Yosemite and I thought I would be okay moving on wet rocks with worn down basketball shoes
Lost control and slipped 20 feet down the wet rock trail, missing the cliff with the waterfall by three feet
Twice in 2006
First was in January of that year driving home from a weekend in Tahoe where I didn't take my snow chains off sooner. The chain broke and tore my tire , making me stranded in the middle of nowhere at 0 degrees in the snow with no phone service . Luckily , I happened to pull over behind a CHP car where he got me a tow to the nearest town and I spent the night at a hotel until my tire was replaced the following morning.
Second was St Patrick's night early morning the 18th , I'm driving my homies crown Vic buzzed where I got too close to the shoulder of the freeway . I hit something that was on the shoulder going 85mph and it popped my driver's side front wheel clean off. My friend , who was husky build but the biggest lightweight drinker I've met, was in the backseat passed out drunk the whole time while this was all going on like
The rate of the speed when I lost the wheel made me hit three huge donuts on the empty freeway (it was 4am thankfully).If anyone else was on that freeway when all of this was going on
I drove the remaining four miles on three wheels back to his house because I knew if I called and stopped for help on the freeway, most likely I would've got a DUI.
Because of me driving on an axle for that long , it eventually caught on fire after I got to his house but I pulled him out before the blaze reached the cabin of the car . I got the fire department over to put out the fire before it got to the gas tank but his whip was torched. He thanks me for saving his life and our friends
@ the story itself but I still @ how bad things could've got if I didn't act fast. Also because I burned up his car but he was cool with it for he had another ride anyway Seeing the near drowning posts reminded me of when I was a toddler being babysat by my mom's friend who had a piff swimming pool. I learned how to swim because I nearly drowned numerous times . Thankfully she was watching me like a hawk and saved me like it was nothing .
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