Anybody on here had any close calls with death?

[badboys11]

I was in the wave pool. If you've never been to Aquatica, their wave "pool" is more like the Mississippi River. That shyt is massive. I got caught in the middle of the deep end nowhere near enough to the edge to hold on

you damned near drowned in a wave pool

 

[m0rninggl0ry]

Well damn. What happened?

I'll talk about 2 later but I'm blessed i Am here

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

How

Why would someone set your bed on fire while you sleep? What did you do? Also how in the hell do you get hunted by a mountain lion?

I got stabbed visiting my mom. I walked in the house, went into my mom's room, and someone stabbed me. I was shot at because I was fukking around in the streets with people who aren't street. We were getting money though. That taught me I'm a hustler, not a gangster. I like money, not violence. The Round Up bottle has a skull and crossbones on it. I thought it would turn me into a pirate so I chugged it. What happened after was way scarier.

My bed was set on fire when I was in the shower. I saw my mattress on fire and saw someone feeding the fire thinking I was in my bed. I told my mom the house was on fire and she ran to get a mop, she forgot to wet it, and spread the fire. I went next door and told the neighbors to call the fire department. Then I went into the garage because it was concrete and wouldn't burn. Dude set my bed on fire because he wanted to kill me.

I studied Ecology in college. That required me to do field research in national and state parks. I was on a hiking trail in Winter, I was in Yosemite. I think it was Winter. There were mountain lion warning signs everywhere and people had been attacked earlier that week. I knew what I was doing was dangerous, but I love nature so I walked onto a trail that had been closed due to a mountain lion attack. I saw prints, I heard that shyt in the brush. I wanted to run, but I knew it'd chase me if I turned my back to it, ran away, or acted scared. Predators are very curious, they'll bite you just to see what you are. Behaving as prey will get you treated like prey. NEVER TURN YOUR BACK AND RUNAWAY. Always back away slowly, make yourself big and wide, also be loud while staring the predator down. You have to punk the predator or calmly navigate yourself out of the situation.

I almost drown because I grew up swimming in the ocean. I got ahead of myself, swam too far out, was too small, and got pulled under by a current. I didn't take a breath before I got caught in it. I also fought so I was tired. I was a kid so I didn't know to relax, don't fight, and take a deep breath before you go under the water.

Lessons learned: If you are in the streets be with street cats. If you ain't about that action get out the streets. Never be comfortable when you have blind spots. Always position yourself near an exit and weapon. Always examine a room before you enter it. Look for the nearest exits and do a body count. Don't sleep with anyone. They might try to kill you. Stay armed and fit. When shyt hits the fan chill out and think it out.

 

[DEAD7]

Been shot at several times, and attacked with a knife on the city bus.
Slid over 80ft into a ravine while hiking.
Almost got caught at second base with my best-friends ex-girlfriends mom.
Fell asleep behind the wheel driving through the grapevine.
Slipped in the shower and banged my head somethin serious... went and laid down after which I now know was the wrong thing to do.

 

[badboys11]

I got stabbed visiting my mom. I walked in the house, went into my mom's room, and someone stabbed me. I was shot at because I was fukking around in the streets with people who aren't street. We were getting money though. That taught me I'm a hustler, not a gangster. I like money, not violence. The Round Up bottle has a skull and crossbones on it. I thought it would turn me into a pirate so I chugged it. What happened after was way scarier.

My bed was set on fire when I was in the shower. I saw my mattress on fire and saw someone feeding the fire thinking I was in my bed. I told my mom the house was on fire and she ran to get a mop, she forgot to wet it, and spread the fire. I went next door and told the neighbors to call the fire department. Then I went into the garage because it was concrete and wouldn't burn. Dude set my bed on fire because he wanted to kill me.

I studied Ecology in college. That required me to do field research in national and state parks. I was on a hiking trail in Winter, I was in Yosemite. I think it was Winter. There were mountain lion warning signs everywhere and people had been attacked earlier that week. I knew what I was doing was dangerous, but I love nature so I walked onto a trail that had been closed due to a mountain lion attack. I saw prints, I heard that shyt in the brush. I wanted to run, but I knew it'd chase me if I turned my back to it, ran away, or acted scared. Predators are very curious, they'll bite you just to see what you are. Behaving as prey will get you treated like prey. NEVER TURN YOUR BACK AND RUNAWAY. Always back away slowly, make yourself big and wide, also be loud while staring the predator down. You have to punk the predator or calmly navigate yourself out of the situation.

I almost drown because I grew up swimming in the ocean. I got ahead of myself, swam too far out, was too small, and got pulled under by a current. I didn't take a breath before I got caught in it. I also fought so I was tired. I was a kid so I didn't know to relax, don't fight, and take a deep breath before you go under the water.

Somebody set your bed on fire while you were in the shower. Tht sht mkes no sense im leaving it alone.
Why would you go on a closed trail due to mountain lion attacks without a weapon? And then you seen the man killer and simply backed him down?
Aquatica

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Somebody set your bed on fire while you were in the shower. Tht sht mkes no sense im leaving it alone.
Why would you go on a closed trail due to mountain lion attacks without a weapon? And then you seen the man killer and simply backed him down?
Aquatica

LOL believe whatever you want my guy. You asked I answered. Step your reading comprehension up my guy.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Almost got hit by a truck when I was five years old.

2013 June, I fukked a girl who died of AIDS last year . I wore a condom but the bytch tried to take me out with her. She said "lets make a baby" but I declined. After nutting the bytch was playing with my dikk but little did I know that she was sticking her finger inside her p*ssy and then rubbing her juices on my dikk opening to try and get me jammed up by the monster . 4 months later I found out she had the monster and Paranoia ate me up for the next 2 years, especially when I got the news that she died last year .




























































Still havent had the courage to get tested to this day :mjcrycap:















































But thecoli told me you can only get it through anal sex so I guess im fine right ?

 

[badboys11]

LOL believe whatever you want my guy. You asked I answered. Step your reading comprehension up my guy.

 

[Actually6Foot3]

Can think of a couple times

Both of these were late 90s I had to be 6 in the first story and 7 and the next

Went to PA with my friends and his family. Went to the pool. Can't swim. We were playing shame where you go under then come back up. Did it a few times but the last time I couldn't come back up. Reached for the wall and couldn't find it. My friend pulled me back up. I was shook for those 3 seconds I spent flailing around down there. Thought it was over


Next story. One of my mom's friends is to sell bootleg CDs and movies. If youre form new York you know spots like ones in koreatown back in the 90s full buildings with people selling bootleg shyt. I'm sure they still got that shyt. Well anyway one day we went to visit him. Me my mom, aunt cousin and little sister who was Ina stroller at the time. We get of the elevator and make a left the room he sells his shyt out of is the only one on this floor so my mom goes to open the door and freezes and shuts it. Looked spoke she'd seems ghost. My aunt got impatient like wtf are you doing so she moves my mom out the way and opens the door. We walk in and two dudes are naked duck tape across their face, hands behind their back, and feet tied. One of em is myoms friend the other his associate. The associate pissed himself. We were scared the dues were still there my mom tried to run out. My aunt yelled after her like where tf you going help me untie them.

Mind you the AC was on full blast there's CDs and shyt all over he place. Apparently he had just gotten robbed and the guys were going to kill them right there. They said the dudes heard us get off the elevator talking and shyt and high tailed it out of there before we got to his room.

Honestly if we were a minute earlier we probably walk right in on em and ended up in the 10 o clock news smh. If we were a minute late we might have walked in on two dead bodies. I remember that shyt vividly. Dudes making the "MHHMMM MHHMMM MHHMMM" Noises through the duck tape on their mouths.

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

Brakeline in my dad red ford taurus stopped working as i was coming down the lehman causeway towards collins ave. Crash right into a concrete wall car looked like an accordian i could barely breathe thought i wasnt gonna make it...

 

[MidniteJay]

When I was 14 my dumbass jumped in the middle of a ten ft. pool in this apartment complex I used to stay at, thinking swimming was like riding a bike. Last time I swam before that incident was when I was 7.

Anyway, I start to flail like a bytch once I realize I don't remember how to stay up, nobody in the office or anywhere else to hear my panicked cries. I thought I was done for once I started to get tired and began swallowing water. A 9 year old kid passing by heading to his homies house took notice ran and threw me a life buoy.

Kid thought I was pranking him when I got out and started laughing. I was just happy to be alive

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

Drunk driving. Never again.

My boy yanked me out the whip the minute we could clear on the road.

 

[Booker T Garvey]

all the in here have me cracking up

I almost stepped out in front of a speeding car once, my dumbass tried to cross the street in between trees like this

only they were closer and shorter so I couldn't see the car and they damn sure didn't see me
missed me by literally inches

that's it...sorry I didn't almost get my head blown off with a shotgun

 

[Address_Unknown]

-Nearly got Final Destinated a few times during Hurricane Irma. From shyt flying into ya windows to ya roof being smashed with other parts of people's roofs/trees/car debris, to when the wind almost blew what I thought was about 260lbs of real nikka ass (pause) out his mangled metal sliding door covered in shards of glass.

-Had knives out a few times with some looters after the storm and I'd want to think only 'cause I had a chainsaw on me around them times they didn't want it, but you never know and I wasn't giving anyone the benefit of the doubt.

-That time I saw a ghost(Jumbie) with my friends one night driving on a dark road and it almost got us.

-Back when I was with my first ever girlfriend in Florida and I kept teasing her ex boyfriend online and breh rolled up on me with a strap and put it to my head and was like "Now what, nikka?"

-Almost fishtailed off a cliff one time in the Caribbean when some friends and I were in a car and the driver was speeding like an idiot and we hit a slick patch of oil on a dark road and went spinning.

-Swore I had a heart attack in Monaco after I downed a huge glass of Jaeger and Redbull in one massive chug and my heart started hammering in my chest and I stumbled into a bathroom stall, crying, clutching the walls and drinking tap water trying to survive that shyt.

-Got jumped by some fukk ass punks in Venice on my way back to catch a cruise ship that I was late for and they pulled knives on me.

-Had Priapism for more than 4 hours one night I was trying my best to slaughter a chick who'd been told that my stamina was above average. I took a dikk pill on like my third nut thinking I could go for a fourth and ended up feeling light headed with my heart pounding after we couldn't get that shyt down and I fainted.

- Had a mentally unstable dude fire on me and my friends after we went above and beyond to fukk with him one night we saw him walking home drunk from a party.

Alot of stupid shyt and close calls but I'm thankful my number ain't ever came out on any of the above mentioned.

 

[Pazzy]

Yep... almost drowned when I was at a class trip at sesame place back in kindergarten and dodged death in several car accidents or near accidents throughout my life.