4 times
Got caught in a riptide at Haulover Beach in 2005
2008 I was inside a Jamaican restaurant in Oakland Park, got our food and left, 2 dudes were coming in and my mom held the door open for them, turns out them dudes went in there and wet up everything
2011 I almost drowned at Aquatica
On Saturday I dropped a 205 lb bench press on my chest and couldn't talk or breathe for 25 seconds
Dodge multiple fatalities every 3 years, be careful in 2020 
Years ago, 5 guys came to my apartment to rob me. I was just coming from school. It was like like 11 PM. Tried to fight them, eating punches and all. I was on the floor, bleeding, one of the guys pulled his gun and put it on my forehead and they started laughing. Dude did not pull the trigger and they left with my stuff.
Almost got hit by a truck when I was five years old.
2013 June, I fukked a girl who died of AIDS last year. I wore a condom but the bytch tried to take me out with her. She said "lets make a baby" but I declined. After nutting the bytch was playing with my dikk but little did I know that she was sticking her finger inside her p*ssy and then rubbing her juices on my dikk opening to try and get me jammed up by the monster
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Still havent had the courage to get tested to this day :mjcrycap:
But thecoli told me you can only get it through anal sexso I guess im fine right ?
Breh get your ass to the hospital and get checked out...fukk is wrong with you? 
Buy a house in Virginia brehs.Almost got hit by a truck when I was five years old.
2013 June, I fukked a girl who died of AIDS last year
Still havent had the courage to get tested to this day :mjcrycap:
But thecoli told me you can only get it through anal sex
Cocaine Calvin.
The drug dealers he robbed actually decided to say fukk it and sued him. My mom is still paying that shyt off to this day,Reminds me of a friend who got murked because of something his brother did, they couldn't find the brother so they got him instead. fukked up
. We live in the hood simply because that's where the black people stay around here but we was never broke(although everybody except my mom is and my dumb ass brother was hanging out with them broke low life's because he was rebelling against our father and because they "family". I also blame hip hop) , yet he riding off with nikkas cars when they leave the keys in it at the gas station and robbing drug dealers.
-Nearly got Final Destinated a few times during Hurricane Irma. From shyt flying into ya windows to ya roof being smashed with other parts of people's roofs/trees/car debris, to when the wind almost blew what I thought was about 260lbs of real nikka ass (pause) out his mangled metal sliding door covered in shards of glass.
-Had knives out a few times with some looters after the storm and I'd want to think only 'cause I had a chainsaw on me around them times they didn't want it, but you never know and I wasn't giving anyone the benefit of the doubt.
-That time I saw a ghost(Jumbie) with my friends one night driving on a dark road and it almost got us.
-Back when I was with my first ever girlfriend in Florida and I kept teasing her ex boyfriend online and breh rolled up on me with a strap and put it to my head and was like "Now what, nikka?"
-Almost fishtailed off a cliff one time in the Caribbean when some friends and I were in a car and the driver was speeding like an idiot and we hit a slick patch of oil on a dark road and went spinning.
-Swore I had a heart attack in Monaco after I downed a huge glass of Jaeger and Redbull in one massive chug and my heart started hammering in my chest and I stumbled into a bathroom stall, crying, clutching the walls and drinking tap water trying to survive that shyt.
-Got jumped by some fukk ass punks in Venice on my way back to catch a cruise ship that I was late for and they pulled knives on me.
-Had Priapism for more than 4 hours one night I was trying my best to slaughter a chick who'd been told that my stamina was above average. I took a dikk pill on like my third nut thinking I could go for a fourth and ended up feeling light headed with my heart pounding after we couldn't get that shyt down and I fainted.
- Had a mentally unstable dude fire on me and my friends after we went above and beyond to fukk with him one night we saw him walking home drunk from a party.
Alot of stupid shyt and close calls but I'm thankful my number ain't ever came out on any of the above mentioned.
Never knew anyone who lived in the hood by choice
"?. We was like nah breh nah 
ain't shyt sweet nikka 
", flashed some signs and sped the fukk off. Again, it's worth mentioning that I don't go outside and when I do, I Uber everywhere. I even work from home and get EVERYTHING delivered.
