How? I hear you can't.. I'm gonna put my liquor in a mouthwash bottle and food coloring
Anyone been on a cruise for 7 days or cruise in general?
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threattonature
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I been on two cruises now. Both 7 days and had a great time both times. Two people I went with the first time were more into traveling and not so much into partying. So I'd hit the clubs by myself most nights. Club was jumping like 3 out of the six nights. The other times nobody was dancing on my first trip.
On my second I brought like 4 of these and had them loaded with liquor both dark and light. Also had the drink package which was $50 a day and you get 15 drinks which was completely worth it. First day alone there was a problem with the activation and I ended up running up a $200 bill that they refunded. Used all 15 drinks every day with each drink being minimum $10 for what we was ordering. For the drink package as long as the drink is under 50 you can order it. So we was trying the most expensive drinks we would think to order. the group the second time was all partiers so we was in the club every night drunk. Lots of females down to kick it. And even used the drink package to buy the female I ended up fukking for the week some drinks
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As far as the camera's I heard the same. My roommate on my last one got kicked out the club for sweating some female too hard so two security dudes ended up walking him back to our room. He went back and got escorted back again. Not sure how crazy you'd have to go to get thrown in jail if they got one. There's so many shows, the casino, a sports bar, food spots, arcade. Plenty of places to get lost. Hell for me I'd get on the very top deck around the side of the ship to get away from the folks I was with.
On the two I been on there was only really a few drunk folks.
check with your cruiseline and see if they allow alcohol. i thought you couldn't bring alcohol on board but carnival allows you to bring wine on. you're going to be drinking a lot and spending a lot of money fam.
If you dock by an island resort, you can book a day pass at that resort for $100 and use their amenities.
Wash you hands every chance you get. The ship is crawling with viruses and germs.
There is a jail cell and there's also a morgue on the ship.
On your return trip, cop bottles. It's the cheapest you'll ever get.
Request a mini fridge in your room for your "insulin" So u can keep your liquor chilled.
I did cop the unlimited soda/juice to mix with all the alcohol.
Wash you hands every chance you get. The ship is crawling with viruses and germs.
There is a jail cell and there's also a morgue on the ship.
On your return trip, cop bottles. It's the cheapest you'll ever get.
Request a mini fridge in your room for your "insulin" So u can keep your liquor chilled.
This is the golden advice. I copped them and put them inside my folded clothes. I also used regular collapsable water bottles.
I did cop the unlimited soda/juice to mix with all the alcohol.
Went on my first cruise November 2016
I dont think I could do a regular cruise but this....this was incredible.
ETA: It was Royal Caribbean, Independence of the Seas
Came with 1 Ciroc bottle, 1 1.5 litre Captain Morgan's and 2 bottles of wine.
<-- not me
I dont think I could do a regular cruise but this....this was incredible.
ETA: It was Royal Caribbean, Independence of the Seas
Came with 1 Ciroc bottle, 1 1.5 litre Captain Morgan's and 2 bottles of wine.
<-- not me
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SheWantTheD
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You got a girl or some chick you just fukking?
I hope she ain't yo girl son.
I hope she ain't yo girl son.
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from someone who been on royal and carnival... 3 days to 7 days.. multiple ports..
always go carnival... royal is nicer, but its more old people and less partying.. most nights everyone was sleep by 12-1a
the shorter the cruise, the better... long is for couples, older people, people using this shyt as a vacation
shorter is for people just trying to spend 250 on a quick weekend out... college students... young people (under 25) looking to have fun real quick and be home by monday
you can sneak drinks... and drugs... on the boat with ease... they randomly check bags.. so just roll up the bottles in your pants and do 1 per bag that you CHECK IN... not carry on... as for weed and shyt.. they make you walk through a metal detector... so just hide the shyt in your sock and call it a day.
if you are flying somewhere and can't bring it... any port will have it, just ask the taxi... hide in shoe when you get on the boat
YOU HAVE TO COME THROUGH CUSTOMS WHEN YOU GET BACK TO AMERICA... DO NOT BRING THE WEED OFF THE BOAT
food is free... room service is free before midnight... after that its 3 bucks... so if you don't like waiting.. just order room service all day long
the port you leave from is most important... you leave out of baltimore and you gonna be riding with a bunch of people from there.... but if you leave out of miami... bytches galore who looking to get drunk and party
there is no reason to splurge for an extra room... you ain't doing shyt but sleeping in there.. and even that's rare.. the extra cost of a sweet is pointless... get a balcony and call it a day
you can do whatever you want on the balcony.. people smoke, fukk, whatever... they can't see you, only hear.. and the smell could be coming from anywhere so don't worry... knock at the door, throw it over and say it wasn't you... the cruise staff knows what's up.. they give zero fukks
they sell henny white on the boat, which isn't sold anywhere in america... an empty bottle of it goes for $80 on ebay.... so imagine what a full one goes for... last time i brought back 2 cases
bytches is everywhere... some of these boats so big, you can see a bad bytch on day one and never see her again all 7 days... but trying to dip from your girl is dangerous... cause then again you might see that other bytch every single day... and she don't give a fukk if you get in trouble
i'll post more if you ask/i think of any
always go carnival... royal is nicer, but its more old people and less partying.. most nights everyone was sleep by 12-1a
the shorter the cruise, the better... long is for couples, older people, people using this shyt as a vacation
shorter is for people just trying to spend 250 on a quick weekend out... college students... young people (under 25) looking to have fun real quick and be home by monday
you can sneak drinks... and drugs... on the boat with ease... they randomly check bags.. so just roll up the bottles in your pants and do 1 per bag that you CHECK IN... not carry on... as for weed and shyt.. they make you walk through a metal detector... so just hide the shyt in your sock and call it a day.
if you are flying somewhere and can't bring it... any port will have it, just ask the taxi... hide in shoe when you get on the boat
YOU HAVE TO COME THROUGH CUSTOMS WHEN YOU GET BACK TO AMERICA... DO NOT BRING THE WEED OFF THE BOAT
food is free... room service is free before midnight... after that its 3 bucks... so if you don't like waiting.. just order room service all day long
the port you leave from is most important... you leave out of baltimore and you gonna be riding with a bunch of people from there.... but if you leave out of miami... bytches galore who looking to get drunk and party
there is no reason to splurge for an extra room... you ain't doing shyt but sleeping in there.. and even that's rare.. the extra cost of a sweet is pointless... get a balcony and call it a day
you can do whatever you want on the balcony.. people smoke, fukk, whatever... they can't see you, only hear.. and the smell could be coming from anywhere so don't worry... knock at the door, throw it over and say it wasn't you... the cruise staff knows what's up.. they give zero fukks
they sell henny white on the boat, which isn't sold anywhere in america... an empty bottle of it goes for $80 on ebay.... so imagine what a full one goes for... last time i brought back 2 cases
bytches is everywhere... some of these boats so big, you can see a bad bytch on day one and never see her again all 7 days... but trying to dip from your girl is dangerous... cause then again you might see that other bytch every single day... and she don't give a fukk if you get in trouble
i'll post more if you ask/i think of any
Malik1time
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another way to sneak in alcohol... i've used them.. put them in my pants pockets then rolled them up... those have never failed
waste of fukking money.... bout 2000 and up even for a small interior room that would cost you 220 if it didn't say tom joyner
you might have 1 artist you wanna see there... maybe 2... but i doubt you gonna want to see all 7... and for 2000, you could probably buy tickets and hit 7 concerts and still have bread for the cruise
prices: Pricing
artists: Tom Joyner Foundation Fantastic Voyage
bet you can hit up some milfs and shyt... but i don't see the broads i'm thinking of trying to see bbd, r kelly and mary j for 2-10k
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In all honesty an all inclusive vacation somewhere is > cruise
