Anyone been on a cruise for 7 days or cruise in general?

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Somewhere tropic...
I heard it's cameras all over - There are but hell if i ever saw them
I heard it's a jail on board - Haven't a clue
I heard it drunk nikkaz every night - People behave themselves for the most part
Are there spots to get away from your girl for few hrs? - The gym, casino etc. Hell, the boat is huge so just get ghost
My room got a balcony. Can you fukk on the balcony? - If you got the testicular fortitude I guess

Any other stuff I should know? - Food is free but liquor isn't and shyt adds up. The entertainment is mad corny except for the comedy shows at times.
 

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Going on my 12th Carnival cruise this year. I only go to the beach at each port, to hell with the excursions. Always try to eat local at the ports as well. Where you leave out of makes a difference too. If you leave from Galveston, the crowd will be much wacker than say a Miami. The nightclubs are pretty corny but depending on the other people on the boat, can be ok. If you put in the work, you should be able to bag at least 2

Exactly. If you research the places you go before hand you can do the same excursions for a fraction of the price.
 

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7 was too much for me, we spent more time on the boat than the islands (4), but i was drunk/wavy every day, plus white henny :wow:

make sure to sign up for activities too

zip lining in st jaun :wow:

atv riding in grand turks :wow:

horseback riding in the virgin islands :wow:

coolin' on the beach in D.R. :wow:
 

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Haven't been on a Carnival ship in 3 years so my advice might be a bit dated
-If it isn't your first time, skip the life jacket intro
-You have to pay for wifi
-Expect a ton of midwestern cacs and :flabbynsick: couples who've never been on a cruise before
-The Gyms on their ships are usually pretty alright
-There's photographers all over the ship, especially before and after dinner
-Food lines are long as fukk early in the morning and around the afternoon
-You can't buy stuff on board with cash

Edit: and yeah, do a 3 day cruise, the longer you are on a boat the less fun it is

Edit 2: Heard Carnival takes your bottles away and tries to sell you their own water and soda before you board


First cruise I went on, met these guys from Houston that snuck in a bottle of grey goose in their luggage. We would pour up in the cabin then mix it with the free drinks from the machine. As long as it's concealed right, I think it's easy to sneak in a bottle. Put it inside some jeans or something.
 

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A cruise is good of you're going to decent places and know how to take advantage of all the ship has to offer. I agree it's too much food but you gotta control yourself.
 

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I did a 9 day cruise
I don't fly so it has to be that long leaving from NY
I went with my girl so I don't know about baggin bytches
I didn't really notice any cameras
It was definitely not like jail
There was this 1 drunk dude acting up
I had to bark at him twice
There's many places you can dip to with shorty
Especially at night
If you ain't fukkin on the balcony, then why even have it?

We ain't get the drinks package but that was a good thing
It would've came out to like an extra 700
We bought a few bottles and snuck them in
I'm not sure where you're going but the nude section in St Martin isn't worth it
We did a few excursions but it was funner just walking around like a local catching cabs
If you not back by the time the boat is supposed to leave, it will leave you
Take a waterproof cover for your phone
I took flat stanley with me and took pictures of him everywhere
Everybody was lookin at me crazy
I even got a pic with all the hooters girls
 

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each passenger can bring one wine/champagne bottle in there carry on. we usually get a big bottle of mouthwash & fill that up w/ your preferred liquor & color with food coloring if need be. bring a case of red bulls too (This is for carnival). Oh and the White Henessey overrated, a headache in a bottle
 

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shyt is like a luxury hotel surrounded by water

I did 3 days and got tired after we got back on the boat from Mexico. The fun wears off after a while and you start seeing the same people doing the same things.
 

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7 day cruise is too long for me. My limit is 4-5 days. But there are clubs on the ship. And you can get what's called a drink pass where you get like 12 drinks every night you're on the boat... I wanna say the pass was like $140
naw that shyt is like $400


went on one last summer.

taking weed on a cruise ship?


7 days is too long but you get used to it after a while, nothing but food and drink had casinos and clubs, but the clubs were all themed. 80s night, country night etc. the shyt was more family oriented too, bartender told me the 3 days ate the party ones.

there were cameras, me and my Bro found a blindspot and smoked on like the 3rd floor deck no problem, we were discreet though. went to the same deck during the day and some rednecks was blowing that stress pack with no fux given.

didn't see a jail and honestly didn't see a lot of drunks.

find out the name of your ship though, my ship was pretty :flabbynsick:. had the :flabbynsick: outdoor court with the net over it so you only shoot line drive shots, had the:flabbynsick: pools, had the:flabbynsick: water slide that ain't even connect to shyt.

everything about the ship i was on looked better on paper.
 
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