Anyone eating off these older chicks on dating apps?

[DPresidential]

These chicks ain't my girlfriends. Why would I be stressed out over telling them what they want to hear. No woman I'm casually dating touching my phone either.

Okay... Let's be honest. Your goal is p*ssy, right?

So, I imagine you're trying to "sell the dream" until you get the p*ssy. shyt, maybe it's got firecrackers coming out of it and you're like, shyt, I need to try this more than once - now you have to continue selling the dream.

The lying you're doing before you get to your goal is going to have you trying to stay on top of your lies until you get it. If a professional athlete making millions could get stressed when he's lost a game...I'm sure you get stressed or anxiety when an open phone on the jawn's nightstand while you sleep might fukk up your whole plan.

The shyt that you'll be doing, the anxiety that you will be feeling in order to keep up the bullshyt is unnecessary energy.

You could either be a breh who has not an ounce of stress/anxiety wherever he leaves his phone or wherever he's seen by friends of the jawns you are involved with.

Or you could be the nikka jumping over restaurants booth seats trying to hide from a side chick number 2 who thinks she is going to spend the rest of her life with you or sweating when you can't find your phone walking from a jawn's crib.

Not only that, nikkas don't even realize they are basically accepting the fact that the specific target of their hustle would not fukk with them if not for the lies. That's low key embarrassing when you think about it.

Regardless, we are just discussing the topic, breh. I'm not trying to convert you or anything extra. Do you.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Okay... Let's be honest. Your goal is p*ssy, right?

So, I imagine you're trying to "sell the dream" until you get the p*ssy. shyt, maybe it's got firecrackers coming out of it and you're like, shyt, I need to try this more than once - now you have to continue selling the dream.

The lying you're doing before you get to your goal is going to have you trying to stay on top of your lies until you get it. If a professional athlete making millions could get stressed when he's lost a game...I'm sure you get stressed or anxiety when an open phone on the jawn's nightstand while you sleep might fukk up your whole plan.

The shyt that you'll be doing, the anxiety that you will be feeling in order to keep up the bullshyt is unnecessary energy.

You could either be a breh who has not an ounce of stress/anxiety wherever he leaves his phone or wherever he's seen by friends of the jawns you are involved with.

Or you could be the nikka jumping over restaurants booth seats trying to hide from a side chick number 2 who thinks she is going to spend the rest of her life with you or sweating when you can't find your phone walking from a jawn's crib.

Not only that, nikkas don't even realize they are basically accepting the fact that the specific target of their hustle would not fukk with them if not for the lies. That's low key embarrassing when you think about it.

Regardless, we are just discussing the topic, breh. I'm not trying to convert you or anything extra. Do you.

Yup

 

[Cadillac]

I said it once and Ill say it again. Go on match and put the settings ages 28-40. Message every women especially never married and childless women, sell em the dream, smash for a while then dip.

Ur welcome.

but do that really be working tho

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

Okay... Let's be honest. Your goal is p*ssy, right?

So, I imagine you're trying to "sell the dream" until you get the p*ssy. shyt, maybe it's got firecrackers coming out of it and you're like, shyt, I need to try this more than once - now you have to continue selling the dream.

The lying you're doing before you get to your goal is going to have you trying to stay on top of your lies until you get it. If a professional athlete making millions could get stressed when he's lost a game...I'm sure you get stressed or anxiety when an open phone on the jawn's nightstand while you sleep might fukk up your whole plan.

The shyt that you'll be doing, the anxiety that you will be feeling in order to keep up the bullshyt is unnecessary energy.

You could either be a breh who has not an ounce of stress/anxiety wherever he leaves his phone or wherever he's seen by friends of the jawns you are involved with.

Or you could be the nikka jumping over restaurants booth seats trying to hide from a side chick number 2 who thinks she is going to spend the rest of her life with you or sweating when you can't find your phone walking from a jawn's crib.

Not only that, nikkas don't even realize they are basically accepting the fact that the specific target of their hustle would not fukk with them if not for the lies. That's low key embarrassing when you think about it.

Regardless, we are just discussing the topic, breh. I'm not trying to convert you or anything extra. Do you.

Naw no anxiety over here. Going overseas and fighting in a war is anxiety. Telling a broad you interested to see where this goes but you wanna take it slow ain't anxiety.

 

[Guru]

I dont know what it is, but the older chicks aint feeling me lol

Tinder and pof has brought me nothing but females from ages 18-25, anything older and they aint fukking with your boy.

Im out here rocking a shaved head and a beard, swore up and down I was gonna bag some milfs, but still only getting a bunch of college chicks and girls in they early twenties working entry level jobs lol...it is what it is though.

 

[Lord Bison]

I detest dating women over 30 on these apps. I don't knock the OP for doing what he gotta do to get it, lord knows women have said much worse.

But in my experience these Hail Mary ho's aint worth that much effort. The only thing that's on their mind is marriage/commitment and they're desperate af to get it. I've sold a chick a dream and got some fire puzzy out of it. But the one thing that I lost was my time. In other words, use your time more wisely on chicks that giving you what you're looking for instead of going out of your way to finesse yourself into it.

YMMV

 

[fkthisgaysite]

nvm coli fukkin shyt up

 

[MaxPain]

You don’t need to sell dreams to these old chicks


Most of the ones I’ve seen so far are either empty nesters or divorced

They basically advertising that they are just looking for dikk

I said never married and childless for a reason breh. Divorced women are a different story and are down for whatever.

 

[MaxPain]

but do that really be working tho

Only one way to find out.

 

[DPresidential]

Naw no anxiety over here. Going overseas and fighting in a war is anxiety. Telling a broad you interested to see where this goes but you wanna take it slow ain't anxiety.

Okay, breh.

Why do you lie, then? What are you trying to avoid? Rejection?

 

[MaxPain]

Okay... Let's be honest. Your goal is p*ssy, right?

So, I imagine you're trying to "sell the dream" until you get the p*ssy. shyt, maybe it's got firecrackers coming out of it and you're like, shyt, I need to try this more than once - now you have to continue selling the dream.

The lying you're doing before you get to your goal is going to have you trying to stay on top of your lies until you get it. If a professional athlete making millions could get stressed when he's lost a game...I'm sure you get stressed or anxiety when an open phone on the jawn's nightstand while you sleep might fukk up your whole plan.

The shyt that you'll be doing, the anxiety that you will be feeling in order to keep up the bullshyt is unnecessary energy.

You could either be a breh who has not an ounce of stress/anxiety wherever he leaves his phone or wherever he's seen by friends of the jawns you are involved with.

Or you could be the nikka jumping over restaurants booth seats trying to hide from a side chick number 2 who thinks she is going to spend the rest of her life with you or sweating when you can't find your phone walking from a jawn's crib.

Not only that, nikkas don't even realize they are basically accepting the fact that the specific target of their hustle would not fukk with them if not for the lies. That's low key embarrassing when you think about it.

Regardless, we are just discussing the topic, breh. I'm not trying to convert you or anything extra. Do you.

Ive had a side chick in every relationship I ever been in & I aint never been that stressed out what the fukk is this a sitcom?

But nah man do u, I dont lie to every female but when I do I get in and I get out.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I said it once and Ill say it again. Go on match and put the settings ages 28-40. Message every women especially never married and childless women, sell em the dream, smash for a while then dip.

Ur welcome.

1st Woman I had sex with was 35. Women in their 30s are EASY to talk to. get straight to the point with these battle tested hoes.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

"sell a dream"? you mean LIE?

Women lie all the time, fukk em.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Naw get outta here with that "Be straight up" BS.

These broads out here lying straight to yall face with no remorse but men suppose to be 100% at all times. Seems like a recipe for disaster.

We lying to these hoes in 2018.

THIS!!!

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Get hooked on them tinder thots brehs
You gonna lose your drive for a real one brehs
Them ish is one step from back page

Talmbout you selling dreams
Bruh them old hoes done sold they self one thinking they not desperate on a hook up app.

You gonna be so uses to empty chicks a real one gonna seem to challenging.

Good. Now punish these old hoes.