Anyone else not trust pretty boys

[blackzeus]

I'm just picturing it rn and I can't.

, it's a true story. I could go on and on about pretty nikka issues:

You strapped with the jimmy tryin' to be responsible, bishes take that sh*t off to f*ck you raw while telling you they want your baby

You out with a Brazilian coworker chick and her WASP boss calls in to call everybody back to the office, then later tries to get with you herself

As a youngin' all the girls are pinching, tickling, poking you but you gotta take the sexual harassment because that's how they show they like you

You grabbin' russian titty in class spontaneously, and the other nikkaz hittin you with spitballs out of spite

Ugly azz CAC teacher in organic chem class embarrassing you by telling you she likes you in front of the whole f*cking class

You get into it at prom with your date because some other chick tried to get with you as you walked into the bathroom, and she thought the sh*t was planned

Bishes telling other bishes you're their man after one f*ck

Bishes wanting you to meet the family on the first date on a potential husband tip without her even knowing so much as your last name

I could go on and on, but the Coli ain't tryna hear all about me. Pretty nikkaz got it hard outchea real talk

 

[Mac Brown]

, it's a true story. I could go on and on about pretty nikka issues:

You strapped with the jimmy tryin' to be responsible, bishes take that sh*t off to f*ck you raw while telling you they want your baby

You out with a Brazilian coworker chick and her WASP boss calls in to call everybody back to the office, then later tries to get with you herself

As a youngin' all the girls are pinching, tickling, poking you but you gotta take the sexual harassment because that's how they show they like you

You grabbin' russian titty in class spontaneously, and the other nikkaz hittin you with spitballs out of spite

Ugly azz CAC teacher in organic chem class embarrassing you by telling you she likes you in front of the whole f*cking class

You get into it at prom with your date because some other chick tried to get with you as you walked into the bathroom, and she thought the sh*t was planned

Bishes telling other bishes you're their man after one f*ck

Bishes wanting you to meet the family on the first date on a potential husband tip without her even knowing so much as your last name

I could go on and on, but the Coli ain't tryna hear all about me. Pretty nikkaz got it hard outchea real talk

THEM PROBLEMS!!!

 

[UpAndComing]

, it's a true story. I could go on and on about pretty nikka issues:

You strapped with the jimmy tryin' to be responsible, bishes take that sh*t off to f*ck you raw while telling you they want your baby




Bishes wanting you to meet the family on the first date on a potential husband tip without her even knowing so much as your last name

I could go on and on, but the Coli ain't tryna hear all about me. Pretty nikkaz got it hard outchea real talk

These two I can definitely relate to

At least 10 times girls on Okcupid messaged me on having sex without a condom to have my babies. One girl even offered to have my baby and write a contract that I'm not obligated to pay child support



The second bolded. I always be in convos where chicks talk about their parents and siblings and randomly ask "Hypothetically, If you were my boyfriend..."

 

[blackzeus]

These two I can definitely relate to

At least 10 times girls on Okcupid messaged me on having sex without a condom to have my babies. One girl even offered to have my baby and write a contract that I'm not obligated to pay child support



The second bolded. I always be in convos where chicks talk about their parents and siblings and randomly ask "Hypothetically, If you were my boyfriend..."

I ain't got it like that, but it has been multiple times where i'm bout to nut and it turned into a pseudo wrestling match because the bish wasn't on #teampullout

 

[UpAndComing]

I ain't got it like that, but it has been multiple times where i'm bout to nut and it turned into a pseudo wrestling match because the bish wasn't on #teampullout

. She fighting you like "You are.... having.... my baby!!!"

 

[blackzeus]

. She fighting you like "You are.... having.... my baby!!!"

Bishes got that figure 4 leg look/back of the knees hook/half nelson down pat. My counter maneuver is to give a wicked hard thrust, then her legs loosen up, and you can push off. It's either that or being Shawn Kemp status, a pretty nikka can't even enjoy his nut without this risk of getting these wolvettes preggo breh

 

[UpAndComing]

Bishes got that figure 4 leg look/back of the knees hook/half nelson down pat. My counter maneuver is to give a wicked hard thrust, then her legs loosen up, and you can push off. It's either that or being Shawn Kemp status, a pretty nikka can't even enjoy his nut without this risk of getting these wolvettes preggo breh

Damn gotta be Stone Cold Steve Austin in this muthafukka

Please expound on that ugly CAC teacher reciting her love for you in front of class . What did she say? Did the class get freaked out?

 

[blackzeus]

Damn gotta be Stone Cold Steve Austin in this muthafukka

Please expound on that ugly CAC teacher reciting her love for you in front of class . What did she say? Did the class get freaked out?

It wasn't that big a deal, she was this wildebeest Amish looking bish, we were going over some equation balancing or some sh*t like that and I was like "Wow Mrs X, nobody ever broke it down like that, you're so cool". Then for no cotdamn reason in the middle of the lesson she turned around with her cheeks BEET RED on some "Really, I think you're cool too", locking eyes with me and sh*t. Naturally, I had the face, she saw my reaction, was embarrased and went back to her dissertation. I felt bad for her, the whole class was snickering for the rest of the session Bish was married and was in her late 30s, I was 19 at the time, but I guess it was worth risking her profession and her marriage to let me know in front of everybody she was down for me to hit it. Pretty boys gotta always worry about being involuntary homewreckers

 

[UpAndComing]

It wasn't that big a deal, she was this wildebeest Amish looking bish, we were going over some equation balancing or some sh*t like that and I was like "Wow Mrs X, nobody ever broke it down like that, you're so cool". Then for no cotdamn reason in the middle of the lesson she turned around with her cheeks BEET RED on some "Really, I think you're cool too", locking eyes with me and sh*t. Naturally, I had the face, she saw my reaction, was embarrased and went back to her dissertation. I felt bad for her, the whole class was snickering for the rest of the session Bish was married and was in her late 30s, I was 19 at the time, but I guess it was worth risking her profession and her marriage to let me know in front of everybody she was down for me to hit it. Pretty boys gotta always worry about being involuntary homewreckers

Ohh my god

If I was there, I woulda been one of the students on the floor rolling


You ain't lying. Had one 50 something year old in the airport freak me out like "You got some nice eyelashes "


She was a cute puerto rican cougar though

 

[Draje]

Fukk you pretty muddafukkas

 

[3rdWorld]

Ive been there, story of my life. And because Im quiet and keep to myself for the most part, people assume the absolute worst of me. Being pretty aint easy, you average to ugly motherfukkers dont know how lucky you are..

 

[KOOL-AID]

#uglyteam

 

[.༼-◕_◕-༽.]

This thread...

It's hard looking better than most people around you... but someone's got to do it.

Being a beautiful woman is not easy.

The number attraction for mature adults is CONFIDENCE...

 

[KOOL-AID]

This thread...

It's hard looking better than most people around you... but someone's got to do it.

Being a beautiful woman is not easy.

The number attraction for mature adults is CONFIDENCE...

is dat right miss lux

 

[Bless't]

I cant stand insecure women who do all that, "He's probably a man-whore, is conceited, a jerk, etc."

I personally LOVE when a woman has confidence and wants to "conquer" this. She takes it as a challenge and then soon realizes I'm a good dude with his shyt together. Then thats when it gets real.