Anyone else not trust pretty boys

[UpAndComing]

About to walk out the house, looking in the mirror and thinking, "How can I turn it down?"

 

[Captain]

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Pretty Nikka problems breh :

Black chicks always feeling inadequate because other races want you

Chicks telling you "why you think you the sh*t?" when you ain't say nothin' or open your mouth

Chicks telling you they got a man after they go out with you and/or you f*ck them

Dudes ice-grilling you because their girl chose you

Nikkaz gettin' heated because you broke as f*ck and you still get p*ssy

Nikkaz wantin' to f*ck you up on the strength that some girl likes you

You can't chill at the party because the girl is tryin to choose you but her man is strapped

Your CAC friend's racist side coming out because the Becky he's been dreaming about chose you

Old ladies always tryin' to rub up on you/hug you

Your friends' main chick tryin' to get with you and tell your boy it's his

Please add on, sh*t real outchea

Sounds like my life

nikkas always wanted to fight me in middle school I took Everybodies girl and I wasn't even popular

 

[Captain]

This is why I drink so much

 

[AtomicUse]

Ive been there, story of my life. Being pretty aint easy, you average to ugly motherfukkers dont know how lucky you are..

the execution on this one got me.

 

[UpAndComing]

 

[Neil Tyson]

I thought this thread was about hiding your girl from your friend who is a pretty boy

 

[BujuBoombastic]

This thread..

 

[Knuckles Red]

What do you guys define pretty boy as....

For me it's simple...

Any dude that is obsessive about his looks in order to cater to women

Basically Chris Brown. Light skin, light eyes, refined features, and "good" hair. He may or may not also have well kept eyebrows (but thats pushing it I think).

 

[Raptor]

Basically Chris Brown. Light skin, light eyes, refined features, and "good" hair. He may or may not also have well kept eyebrows (but thats pushing it I think).

Thats like a black womans kryptonite


. To be fair I bet black mothers say the same thing to their daughters about befriending mixed race women. And when I used to the live in the US, I notice light skin women and dark skin women hang around with their own groups whilst in a black male setting I can see multiple shades of black from light skin to dark skin. Most black men aint fixated on that shyt whilst i see more divisions amongst black women when it comes to light sk I m vs dark skin

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Basically Chris Brown. Light skin, light eyes, refined features, and "good" hair. He may or may not also have well kept eyebrows (but thats pushing it I think).

Chris brown is

Nothing pretty about that guy.

 

[Knuckles Red]

Thats like a colourist black womans kryptonite


. To be fair I bet black mothers say the same thing to their daughters about befriending mixed race women.

I think thats one of the few true perks of being biracial....you'll most likely be attractive. I mean, if you can get over not having an identity, and constantly having to question what you are in this world then being biracial seems like the ideal life...emphasis on the word "seems."

 

[blackzeus]

So I been going to the local convenience store lately gettin' my American on again with all the prepared snacks, been hooked on these gourmet cookies and milk lately. I remembered this thread because the teller today was like "You're ALWAYS here, why you always here?" I'm like "I'm a paying customer buying a product your store sells" She's like "Whatever, I wish I was off today, like I need to get out of here and do something, it's always work and kids" In my mind, I'm like, can a pretty nikka just pay for some damn cookies without hearin' about your life story? Why do random bishes always think I need to hear about their life story up until the day they met me without knowing my name when I am just trying to go about my day respectful like brehs

 

[blackzeus]

Sounds like my life

nikkas always wanted to fight me in middle school I took Everybodies girl and I wasn't even popular

Not sure if I told this story in this thread or not, in my freshman year of high school I took the biology elective as I was thinking about becoming a doctor (thank God I didn't pursue that sh*t ), my lab partner was this half Korean/half Pinoy joint, bish had double D's at 14 Anyways yo boy got to know her, flirted with her all the time, and worked up the nerve to ask out the baddest bish I had met so far as a youngin'. She's like yeah let's do the movies this Friday. So I'm like :swag: and sh*t after class on my way to break and sh*t. Right after is gym class, as I'm walking down the hall way towards the locker room, I seen this one cat I knew cryin', who I thought was a homey at the time. I'm like "Yo what happened", and he gives me this Jeffrey Dahmer look . I'm like and kept it movin'. Right after is history class, and this cat I knew in there was like "Why you askin' girls out?" I'm like "What's that gotta do with you?" Then he was like "Well, you asked out that girl and right after that she broke up with my homey?" I was like A nikka can't even take his lab partner out on a date without getting into some sh*t

 

[Rozay Oro]

at some ugly facially challenged father basically telling his son that he's ugly too.

Who's paying attention to another nikkas lips too?

so much ether in one post