Anyone ever date a homeless girl?

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i typed this story out before but search isn't working
@1298ty might know where it went??
he is architect status

anyway i wasn't homeless,,, but hitchhiking with no money
slept with an older white woman just to get out of the rain
it was pretty rough- i was hungry and exhausted

her place was ratty but clean/warm
..anticipation was the worst part
she fed me, let me get a shower, small talk,etc.
but i knew what was coming

she fixed drinks -some weird mix then wanted a massage
the moles on her neck and back
i am shivering right now from the flashbacks
but i just went in on her- took her to bed
she didn't have condoms so i had to go raw

after that she kinda sorta began negotiating a bit
acting like she could drive me closer to destination
so i just summoned my imagination
took excellent care of her that night
she didn't want anything weird- just pounded out good
next day she drove me rest of the way plus a little food money

point is- i'm not a killer or a maniac
but i can think of being desperate enough
i mean- if reeeeeaaaallllly pushed out of my bracket
i could have just killed her, took cash, alcohol, her car
i mean, i could have but there was also zero need
she came across and gave me everything i could have asked for

so be careul with these thoughts of pick up with homeless girls
i mean, it'd be much easier/safer to get a gf to roleplay it for you

man I gotta say :dahell: on all facets of this story.
 

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I got a story to tell....

So i started this job in like December..As the new nikka there i started scoping out the place seeing where the bad chicks was. Basically when ever i go somewhere i choose before hand very carefully who im gonna be "friends with". There was this girl named Sasha. She was cue as hell and easily the most attractive in the company. My game is to let things naturally happen. Im never thirsty. I usually ignore chicks i want. Call the logic backwards but it works. She never said anything to me so i didnt say anything to her. After three weeks she saw that everyone liked to talk to me so she as like :lupe:.....She struck up a convo with me and i took it from there. We became really close. Always taking our lunch and breaks together. She started telling me shyt bout her relationship and all that. One day she waas like lets go to subway for lunch...I left my keys at my desk so i said we taking ya car. We hopped in her V and it was mad clothes in the back. She said she was doing laundry...

I was like ok :ld:. Didnt really care. Well we started getting mad close and she feeling the kid. Basically wanting a relationship lol. but im like na :sas1: we could be friends tho. We kissed....And im sure she took that to the head cause when i got home she started telling me her whole life story.

Basically she doesnt have anywhere to live cause she got kicked out her moms house (stepdad kept checking her out) (tried to make moves at her). so she been staying at diff ppl houses for as long as they let her. Cant afford a place cause she has a car loan. Makes too much for gov assistance.

All type of unstable shyt. And she had a situation where she couldnt get over her ex. Cant even go into detail with that. but she ended up asking to move in with me and shyt like that lol....

I curved her and deaded it. Didnt really want anything to do with her cause if we had sex she would get clingy. I know who ever reading this is mad lol. I just rambled but im at work doing a ten hour shift. That chick is bad tho. I would post a pic but she still works here
damn u curved her and still gotta see her :laff:
 
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Picked up a bytch from the bus stop one day, I was fresh outta high school, had my moms whip and was just a fly young dude. Shorty was bad light skin chick thick as hell. So she jumps in like whats good, I had the crib to myself till about 7pm and it was 3pm . I told her lets go to my crib to chill. She says bet so we bounce. She sees my parents crib and all of a sudden the vibe changes and she gets mad lovey dovey and touchy feely. She wants to use the shower b4 we get down to biz so I throw her a towel but something about the vibe wasnt right so I dont join her in the shower. She calls me in and is ass naked looking good. So 'im playing it cool and she mentions that she wants to spend the NIGHT. I'm like nah babe we got a couple of hrs to play and then you gotta go. This bytch says she is lost out here and wants to sleep in my closet for the night :russ::dwillhuh::whoo:!!!

I'm like you dont know my mom but she will bring the fury of yahweh to my ass if she catch a chick in my closet. So she then says what about getting a ladder and sneaking me in the window when everyone is sleep:huhldup:. So now the vibe is totally gone and I see I am dealing with a crazy bytch. Now I gotta get this bytch outta my crib b4 I my mom comes home. bytch did not want to go. I get her intot the car and say alright where you want me to drop you off? her reply :sas2::sas1:

bytch aint say shyt. She was like I'll think of a spot just drive. So I drove her ass straight to a bus stop in front of a liquor store with a pack of negroes standing around outside and told her to bounce. Never saw her since but I am sure someone took care of her ass that night. She was fine too.
 

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Picked up a bytch from the bus stop one day, I was fresh outta high school, had my moms whip and was just a fly young dude. Shorty was bad light skin chick thick as hell. So she jumps in like whats good, I had the crib to myself till about 7pm and it was 3pm . I told her lets go to my crib to chill. She says bet so we bounce. She sees my parents crib and all of a sudden the vibe changes and she gets mad lovey dovey and touchy feely. She wants to use the shower b4 we get down to biz so I throw her a towel but something about the vibe wasnt right so I dont join her in the shower. She calls me in and is ass naked looking good. So 'im playing it cool and she mentions that she wants to spend the NIGHT. I'm like nah babe we got a couple of hrs to play and then you gotta go. This bytch says she is lost out here and wants to sleep in my closet for the night :russ::dwillhuh::whoo:!!!

I'm like you dont know my mom but she will bring the fury of yahweh to my ass if she catch a chick in my closet. So she then says what about getting a ladder and sneaking me in the window when everyone is sleep:huhldup:. So now the vibe is totally gone and I see I am dealing with a crazy bytch. Now I gotta get this bytch outta my crib b4 I my mom comes home. bytch did not want to go. I get her intot the car and say alright where you want me to drop you off? her reply :sas2::sas1:

bytch aint say shyt. She was like I'll think of a spot just drive. So I drove her ass straight to a bus stop in front of a liquor store with a pack of negroes standing around outside and told her to bounce. Never saw her since but I am sure someone took care of her ass that night. She was fine too.
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i typed this story out before but search isn't working
@1298ty might know where it went??
he is architect status

anyway i wasn't homeless,,, but hitchhiking with no money
slept with an older white woman just to get out of the rain
it was pretty rough- i was hungry and exhausted

her place was ratty but clean/warm
..anticipation was the worst part
she fed me, let me get a shower, small talk,etc.
but i knew what was coming

she fixed drinks -some weird mix then wanted a massage
the moles on her neck and back
i am shivering right now from the flashbacks
but i just went in on her- took her to bed
she didn't have condoms so i had to go raw

after that she kinda sorta began negotiating a bit
acting like she could drive me closer to destination
so i just summoned my imagination
took excellent care of her that night
she didn't want anything weird- just pounded out good
next day she drove me rest of the way plus a little food money

point is- i'm not a killer or a maniac
but i can think of being desperate enough
i mean- if reeeeeaaaallllly pushed out of my bracket
i could have just killed her, took cash, alcohol, her car
i mean, i could have but there was also zero need
she came across and gave me everything i could have asked for

so be careul with these thoughts of pick up with homeless girls
i mean, it'd be much easier/safer to get a gf to roleplay it for you
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Picked up a bytch from the bus stop one day, I was fresh outta high school, had my moms whip and was just a fly young dude. Shorty was bad light skin chick thick as hell. So she jumps in like whats good, I had the crib to myself till about 7pm and it was 3pm . I told her lets go to my crib to chill. She says bet so we bounce. She sees my parents crib and all of a sudden the vibe changes and she gets mad lovey dovey and touchy feely. She wants to use the shower b4 we get down to biz so I throw her a towel but something about the vibe wasnt right so I dont join her in the shower. She calls me in and is ass naked looking good. So 'im playing it cool and she mentions that she wants to spend the NIGHT. I'm like nah babe we got a couple of hrs to play and then you gotta go. This bytch says she is lost out here and wants to sleep in my closet for the night :russ::dwillhuh::whoo:!!!

I'm like you dont know my mom but she will bring the fury of yahweh to my ass if she catch a chick in my closet. So she then says what about getting a ladder and sneaking me in the window when everyone is sleep:huhldup:. So now the vibe is totally gone and I see I am dealing with a crazy bytch. Now I gotta get this bytch outta my crib b4 I my mom comes home. bytch did not want to go. I get her intot the car and say alright where you want me to drop you off? her reply :sas2::sas1:

bytch aint say shyt. She was like I'll think of a spot just drive. So I drove her ass straight to a bus stop in front of a liquor store with a pack of negroes standing around outside and told her to bounce. Never saw her since but I am sure someone took care of her ass that night. She was fine too.
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