Apartment living is terrible brehs

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

loud people stomping above you. Thin walls so you can hear everything. No parking

You don’t know the half of it...

I moved into a 2 bedroom in May in anticipation of my daughter being in the summer. Everything seemed normal until my wife & I noticed there was a considerable amount of noise directly above us. We’re talking the sound of heavy furniture being dragged as well as bodies hitting the floor. Told the super and low & behold we find out there has been issues with the tenants before us in the past. Super tells us reach out to management because the situation is unique..

What makes it unique? The mothafukkin unit above us is owned by a national company that houses people with disabilities including mental. Yep you guessed it...They actually have an apartment in my building designated for slow nikkax. Over the past five months I’ve sent countless emails to management to the point where they are mad at us as if we did something wrong. According to them everything has to go through lawyers and yada yada. The orderlys who are in the apartment also like to play dumb too like they don’t know what’s going on.

The shyt happens at all hours of the day and night. You can hear it at 2pm just as easily as you would 4am. We finally had to reach out to the coordinator of the program till she started ducking our calls. They finally installed carpet to quel the dragging but you can still hear it to a certain degree

Madness

 

[Booker T Garvey]

I miss it. So much debauchary went down in my first apartment

 

[Captsmackabeat]

A brother cant even smoke his kush in peace without the neighbors thinking I am selling dope.
















MOTHER fukkER !!!!! I AM

Spoiler: fukk em

 

[Bumblebreh]

Penthouse living

Whole city views and watching the city sleep.

 

[Afro]

My place is pretty quiet.

I hate smelling good dinner and it ain’t for me

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Breh above me in my first apartment was a DJ. We would lowkey have battles with our speaker systems that shyt was lowkey fun to me just cuz I got that work

Right now, I got some neighbors with chihuahuas on the 3rd floor, and they KEEP them out on the patio all the fukking time, and THEY LOSE THEIR EVER fukkING MIND ANYTIME SOMEONE WALKS past I wanna kill them summbytches. I don't care if someone steps on their patio for a cig... somebody walking their dog and it has to take a shyt...



arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf!


*20 minutes later and they're still going*


arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf!



*2 hours later they finally calm down, but a leaf goes by*


ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!!!

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

when it's other families with kids in the apartment building it reminds me of when I was shorty, laughing, yelling, parents yelling at 'em

i'd take that any day over quiet

town house living tho

Breh me and my girl had an apartment together and we broke up and she moved back to her parents while I stayed at the apartment.had parties and smoke with the neighbor .we were working it out so she would come over but I was low key doing my thing bringing a chick I was fukking over and chill. Tell me why the side joint left and my girl comes an hour later asking me what girl was over? I’m like who said that? She tells me the kids down stairs. my sister came over. She was like I was like next day I get home I see the kids

 

[King Frost]

You dont live in apartments, you only use em as a fukk spot.

 

[desjardins]

I lived on the 2nd floor of a 3 story building. Kids above me use to stomp at 3 in the morning. Swedish couple under me kept hitting the ceiling every time i fukked, even when i fukked in my office. Office putting signs in the hallways telling people not to smoke in the apartments, probably coming at me for smoking weed. shyt is just annoying as fukk.
I lived in another apartment where I couldn't control the heat and a witch lived next to me.

 

[Rell84shots]

I remember being a kid and wanting a big house and a big yard, now that I'm older I'm doing just fine in my 2 bedroom/2 bathroom townhouse.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Yeah going on my two year stay, we fitting to chuck the peace at the shyt. The only benefit of apartments is some restrictions to stop folks from acting like an entire ass. Beyond that, I'm pretty much a sandwich. Top neighbor's kids be doing WWE moves like the ceiling is the fukking canvas, and the bottom story got party hardy ass folks (but not as bad though). I really want a townhouse. Something where we have our own space so my son can act a complete ass, but with the sense of "howdy neighbor" type of shyt

 

[Miggs]

Apartment living is fine,its when you got indian neighbours cooking fish at 3am that it fuggin stinks to high heaven...

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Penthouse living

Whole city views and watching the city sleep.

Must be nice. I envy penthouse brehs until I realize how much that rent cost

 

[Address_Unknown]

A brother cant even smoke his kush in peace without the neighbors thinking I am selling dope.
















MOTHER fukkER !!!!! I AM

Spoiler: fukk em

Cop a dry herb Vape pen and eat in such a situation.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Man fukk everything yall taking about in this thread. CondoGang4L. We looking at the whole city from our balcony over here playboy