Are dudes like this serious, or is this just a ploy to get puzzy?

[GodinDaFlesh]

I mean, it's not a big ass deal, but I wouldn't do all that simpery.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

She's unclean according to the lawd

God said to tell her to find two turtledoves or two young pigeons, toss the sheets and scram for a week

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

^Take note brehs, it's effective

Selling dreams works, finesse these hoes in 2016 with that there @Matt504 game

Yes if back and foot rubs and gathering me cookies are apart of your game...you sir are a winner. Sell me the dream.

 

[cunce]

yeah, we exist.

we wind up making youtube videos and crying talking about how our woman beats us up and alienated us from our friends and fam.

He was so brave tho

 

[Collateral]

All in her back if I roll over and see that.
Get your stankin' behind up

and your butt is definitely cleaning and changing the sheets solo.

Lmfaoo

nikkas are straight wilin in this thread, it's not that serious, it's only blood. Y'all probably got all types of cum stains encrusted in your bed sheets and shyt. Don't let me get that blacklight out on some Room Raiders shyt

 

[newworldafro]

She's unclean according to the lawd

God said to tell her to find two turtledoves or two young pigeons, toss the sheets and scram for a week

.....what ancient text are you reading? I think the bible said something about if that time of month she shouldnt sleep in same bed or on furniture. .......lets see if that interpretation is being upheld

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

.....what ancient text are you reading? I think the bible said something about if that time of month she shouldnt sleep in same bed or on furniture. .......lets see if that interpretation us being upheld

Leviticus 15:19-33

 

[Raiders]

I have a mattress protector, and my sheets are black, so idk if I would notice at first, but 99% of the time she's not coming over if it's around that time anyway, but yes it's the exact reason why he's single. doing too much.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

Simps

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

I remember my first time making a girl bleed

I was going a little too deep and hard plus she had just got off her period a day prior

 

[The Nigerian]

"Endless massages" and "warm tea and cuddling" huh?Nicca please...I dont buy it...these niccas out here selling dreams in the hopes of getting puzzy....shyt is shameful.

She can take a shower after I give her a @Strawberry creampie.

 

[Born2BKing]

If you never fukked a hoe till her period came on the next day, your dikk game weak.

 

[Black]

She can take a shower after I give her a @Strawberry creampie.

First thing that entered my mind she about to get worked.

 

[Strawberry]

"Endless massages" and "warm tea and cuddling" huh?Nicca please...I dont buy it...these niccas out here selling dreams in the hopes of getting puzzy....shyt is shameful.

He can't be selling dreams, he's gonna have to follow through with everything he said cuz he shared that info publicly.



These guys actually exist, I've met some of them. I've been given full body massages, breakfast in bed, cuddles galore & all that good stuff and in exchange I offered blowjobs on blowjobs on blowjobs.

I don't condone domestic violence but straight up I'd punch her in the back if I woke up to some red rum

If you did that shyt to me I would wait until you fall asleep the next night, carefully take up my diva cup, plug your nose so you have to breathe through your mouth, and poor all my menstrual blood down your throat then run out the door & fukk your best friend raw, keep the baby and never talk to you again.



Only pussies hit women...is there something you're trying to tell us?

I'd beat my girl's ass if she did that in my bed

That is the meanest thing I've ever seen you post and I think it's terrible of you to even think of physically abusing a woman.

That shyt's for pussies.


Straight up

Fukk I'm trying to eat

Scust

Those sheets are done.....no way that shyts coming out...and why the hell is she sleeping over knowing she on her monthly?

Hydrogen peroxide will take out blood from fabrics and also why are you so immature?

yeah, we exist.

we wind up making youtube videos and crying talking about how our woman beats us up and alienated us from our friends and fam.

And you can cook too

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz I think you lost your angel wings or you've been runnin through my mind all day or something...however that one goes.

I mean I'll tell her she has blood on her and I wouldn't make fun of her for it cuz shyt happens, just take a shower, you'll be aight

But massages and tea over period blood? Naw...

Good for you for not making fun of her but if a man can't give me a good massage he automatically gets redirected to the bushes



Real fukkin talk.

And it only takes three fukkin minutes to boil up some water, throw a teabag in a mug & pour boiling water over it. How lazy are you, geez?

I would give her a towel, help her get ready for a shower, and get rid of the sheets. But all that junk food and cuddling stuff seems like too much to me.

Just wash the damn sheets, fukk. Why does everyone think they're ruined?

All of the boys who don't know how to do laundry are callin themselves out in this thread left and right.



And wtf are cuddles and massages really so much to ask for? If that p*ssy is good, you'll do it (if you know what's good for you).

I would've never let her in my home. If I'm fukking it's at her place

You're a scaredy cat!

All in her back if I roll over and see that.
Get your stankin' behind up

and your butt is definitely cleaning and changing the sheets solo.

Why you gotta be so mean about it?



If I was your girl and you had that kind of attitude with me over a period leak, I would run out the door and go fukk your best friend to teach you not to be so mean.

Shameful please tell me that her bed and not my foam mattress?

I would break up asap

Then you never truly loved her so why were you wastin her time in the first place?

That's life, I mean those sheets are ruined, but this is why you invest in mattress protectors. But I'm not flipping over some period blood.

The sheets will be fine, just put some hydrogen peroxide on them and a little soap + scrub brush should do the trick.

Good for you for not freakin out about it still

^Take note brehs, it's effective

Selling dreams works, finesse these hoes in 2016 with that there @Matt504 game

@Matt504 is a known virgin...he don't got no game...tf you talkin bout?

Lmfaoo

nikkas are straight wilin in this thread, it's not that serious, it's only blood. Y'all probably got all types of cum stains encrusted in your bed sheets and shyt. Don't let me get that blacklight out on some Room Raiders shyt

She can take a shower after I give her a @Strawberry creampie.

What's a strawberry cream pie & why did you tag me?

If you never fukked a hoe till her period came on the next day, your dikk game weak.

I endorse this message.

Salute!

 

[STVNTMAN]

@Strawberry
the imagery
the savegery








Still punch her tho imagine your man pissin the bed