Are dudes like this serious, or is this just a ploy to get puzzy?

[KravenMorehead™]

on everything i heard a random drake slow jam in the background as i read that post and the smell of lavender wafted by my nostrils

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Big 2x Is back bytch

 

[Cake]

nikkas be real sweet when they're pressed for p*ssy.

Right after they buss a nut it's back to HOHs tho.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

If you fuk a bytch on on her period u nasty

 

[Strawberry]

@Strawberry
the imagery
the savegery








Still punch her tho imagine your man pissin the bed

How is violence gonna help the situation?

*tosses a diva cup of nice warm blood in your face*

 

[Vilified not verified]

Why's he treating her like she's retarded or seriously injured and needs that level of care?

 

[Uncle Kendrick]

@Strawberry

I do love her but bleeding on my super soft foam mattress wasn't part of the deal. That's a deal breaker for me

She can't even respect the kid by wearing a pad

 

[ALonelyDad]

I am going to get up and tell this bytch to buy me a new bed

 

[HE_Pennypacker]

I know a dude who acts like this. It's embarrassing to hear him talk about/to women

I can't imagine why he's single, though. I thought all ladies loved a doormat

 

[Strawberry]

Why's he treating her like she's retarded or seriously injured and needs that level of care?

What's wrong with treating your girl like a queen when she isn't feeling well?



Her p*ssy will treat your dikk like a king next week and in the meantime, unlimited blowjobs.

@Strawberry

I do love her but bleeding on my super soft foam mattress wasn't part of the deal. That's a deal breaker for me

She can't even respect the kid by wearing a pad

Accidents happen and sometimes periods come earlier than expected. Buy a mattress cover if you're so damn worried. I mean what, your relationship with ya girl isn't worth a $25 investment? What kind of "love" is that?

I am going to get up and tell this bytch to buy me a new bed

I expected more maturity from you in this thread.

 

[The Nigerian]

What's a strawberry cream pie & why did you tag me?





I endorse this message.

Salute!

Strawberry creampies are the kind of creampies good girls get when they're on their period.

I tagged you because I'm going to Vancouver in Feb and Montreal this summer. Thought you might want a piece.

 

[Taharqa]

Strawberry creampies are the kind of creampies good girls get when they're on their period.

I tagged you because I'm going to Vancouver in Feb and Montreal this summer. Thought you might want a piece.

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

 

[Solomon Caine]

A female wrote this.

 

[Kokoro]

He can't be selling dreams, he's gonna have to follow through with everything he said cuz he shared that info publicly.



These guys actually exist, I've met some of them. I've been given full body massages, breakfast in bed, cuddles galore & all that good stuff and in exchange I offered blowjobs on blowjobs on blowjobs.




If you did that shyt to me I would wait until you fall asleep the next night, carefully take up my diva cup, plug your nose so you have to breathe through your mouth, and poor all my menstrual blood down your throat then run out the door & fukk your best friend raw, keep the baby and never talk to you again.



Only pussies hit women...is there something you're trying to tell us?





That is the meanest thing I've ever seen you post and I think it's terrible of you to even think of physically abusing a woman.

That shyt's for pussies.


Straight up






Hydrogen peroxide will take out blood from fabrics and also why are you so immature?




And you can cook too

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz I think you lost your angel wings or something, or however that one goes.





Good for you for mot making fun of her but if a man can't give me a good massage he automatically gets redirected to the bushes



Real fukkin talk.

And it only takes three fukkin minutes to boil up some water, throw a teabag in a mug & pour boiling water over it. How lazy are you, geez?





Just wash the damn sheets, fukk. Why does everyone think they're ruined?

All of the boys who don't know how to do laundry are callin themselves out in this thread left and right.



And wtf are cuddles and massages really so much to ask for? If that p*ssy is good, you'll do it (if you know what's good for you).






You're a scaredy cat!







Why you gotta be so mean about it?



If I was your girl and you had that kind of attitude with me over a period leak, I would run out the door and go fukk your best friend to teach you not to be so mean.






Then you never truly loved her so why were you wastin her time in the first place?






The sheets will be fine, just put some hydrogen peroxide on them and a little soap + scrub brush should do the trick.

Good for you for not freakin out about it still






@Matt504 is a known virgin...he don't got no game...tf you talkin bout?













What's a strawberry cream pie & why did you tag me?





I endorse this message.

Salute!

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