are there many things sadder than a new barber...

[tmonster]

Sitting in a shop full of customers waiting but no-one willing to give them a shot?


I was just at a barbershop and I swear the place was full and I mean FULL. Every other Barber has about 3 or 4 customers waiting and this new Barber is sitting there looking all sad in his own chair. I fukked around and made eye contact with homie and he nodded like "gimme a shot breh" . But out of loyalty for my barber I gave him the kinda look like "nah breh I'm good"

 

[The G.O.D II]

Never been locked up a day in my life.Y'all nikkas exposing yourselves. dudes still go to barber shops and wait for hours in 2015

If you aren't capable of cutting your own hair or know a nikka who can cut hair you lost

Naw you exposing yourself. Most ppl set appointments with their barber like any other service provider. I know plenty of dudes who can cut. But i don't want to sit in their shytty, poorly lit bathroom with both of us twisting our neck/body because he don't have a swivel chair. You let you boy cut you if you broke. Plus, there is nothing wrong with waiting a while at a barber shop. Some good talk going on, good music, something interesting on TV, etc. You can probably come up on something by whoever is stopping by the shop hustling that day. Barbershop is still the black mans social club

 

[god shamgod]

Naw you exposing yourself. Most ppl set appointments with their barber like any other service provider. I know plenty of dudes who can cut. But i don't want to sit in their shytty, poorly lit bathroom with both of us twisting our neck/body because he don't have a swivel chair. You let you boy cut you if you broke. Plus, there is nothing wrong with waiting a while at a barber shop. Some good talk going on, good music, something interesting on TV, etc. You can probably come up on something by whoever is stopping by the shop hustling that day. Barbershop is still the black mans social club

keep exposing yourself.The ignorance is hilarious.The dudes I know will travel to your house or have their own cribs

Fukk sitting in a barber shop to chop it up I have friends/family for that.

 

[The G.O.D II]

keep exposing yourself.The ignorance is hilarious.The dudes I know will travel to your house or have their own cribs

Fukk sitting in a barber shop to chop it up I have friends/family for that.

You sound anti social as fukk breh. Why would I want someone to travel to my house to cut my hair. First I don't want hair everywhere that is just disgusting. And like I said, you wont get the amenities of actually sitting in a barber chair. Sorry, most ppl like head rest, swivel chairs, hot shaves, etc

 

[god shamgod]

You sound anti social as fukk breh. Why would I want someone to travel to my house to cut my hair. First I don't want hair everywhere that is just disgusting. And like I said, you wont get the amenities of actually sitting in a barber chair. Sorry, most ppl like head rest, swivel chairs, hot shaves, etc

Says the guy with 28,000 + posts in 3 years

You're over analyzing now.I gave examples if disagree or don't know anybody who can cut hair cool.Like I said I went to high school with several cats who could cut hair 2 are barbers now who work in shops and travel to cut hair and have a lot of clientele.I can too( I just cut my hair) miss me with the extra shyt I don't give a fukk about what you choose to do.

 

[Marl0 Stanfield]

Sitting in a shop full of customers waiting but no-one willing to give them a shot?


I was just at a barbershop and I swear the place was full and I mean FULL. Every other Barber has about 3 or 4 customers waiting and this new Barber is sitting there looking all sad in his own chair. I fukked around and made eye contact with homie and he nodded like "gimme a shot breh" . But out of loyalty for my barber I gave him the kinda look like "nah breh I'm good"

Southern barbers can't shape up for shyt. I took a chance n let a new nga shape me up cuz it was Easter weeknd and I didn't make an appt. Nga cut my hair so low my waves gotta start over and he flucked up my hairline in the front and pushed it back.

I don't feel like going to my old shop cuz them ngaz is some wankstaz so I gotta jest go back to telling fools to do the wave cut and don't shape up the front and sides just fade out the back and get the ears. I can do the front work at home. Fool had me looking like a damn Puerto Rican UFC fighter with the wack ass fade he did. Luckily the party I was grooming for ternt out to be wack af.

 

[The G.O.D II]

Says the guy with 28,000 + posts in 3 years

You're over analyzing now.I gave examples if disagree or don't know anybody who can cut hair cool.Like I said I went to high school with several cats who could cut hair 2 are barbers now who work in shops and travel to cut hair and have a lot of clientele.I can too( I just cut my hair) miss me with the extra shyt I don't give a fukk about what you choose to do.

Yea you antisocial. Can't even post without getting personal. If you don't give a fukk then get out the thread. Have fun with you belly pressed up against a nikka cheek sitting on some wooden ass chair

 

[BujuBoombastic]

The Coli is far from reality but I swear sometimes YALL hit the nail right on the head. Every fukking time I go to the new barber or the barber who doesn't get much clients, they always fukk up my hair. Smfh

They either leave too much hair on my head or fukk up my hairline.

Not only that, but they always turn the chair around so every one can look at your fukked up hair cut. Everyone giving you the ,,or , stare. It's embarrassing to mi.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Not only that, but they always turn the chair around so every one can look at your fukked up hair cut. Everyone giving you the ,,or , stare. It's embarrassing to mi.

Yep.. Everybody having that look like "see, that's why I wait for my barber" "or dumb nikka, that cut awful "

 

[USSInsiders]

My barber is awesome, instead of tips with cash, I just jerk off his tip with my hands until he nuts.

Spoiler: :mjps:

I'm my own barber, get it, I jerk off after I cut my own hair

 

[USSInsiders]

Speak for everyone cuz YOU'VE never done anything else

Spoiler

Can cut my own hair post

and uses the same clippers barbers use while you weirdos sit in barber shops for 3 hours every 2 weeks

How is the fademaster? I just got the regular master. T-Outliner on deck as well just replaced the blade

 

[DarkHorse23]

Yes. A BAD barber.

A Good bar will have you feeling like this when you get out the chair

A bad barber will have you feeling like this when you get out the chair

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

cant tell you how many times I got zeked by a wack barber.

i don't care if you gotta wait an extra day, or if your regular barber is on vacation, or if you're out of town somewhere... NEVER use another barber without a reccomendation. been burned too many times. tell these fukkers to gimme a low fade and I end up lookin like john cena.

one man's tape up is another man's high fade. you just don't know.

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

I heard that the Dominican barbers were giving American barbers a run for their money in New York.

all the best nikkas who have cut my hair are dominican, the one time i go to another shop and take my shyt to a brother he fuks it up.

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

My barber is awesome, instead of tips with cash, I just jerk off his tip with my hands until he nuts.

Spoiler: :mjps:

I'm my own barber, get it, I jerk off after I cut my own hair