are there many things sadder than a new barber...

[notPsychosiz]

Yea I know a guy that can cut hair... And he's a Barber and works at a barbershop

Like when I get my teeth cleaned.. I go to someone called a dentist and she works at a dental office. Wtf...

And if u doing walk ins, u lost. I have a standing appointment every 2 weeks on Friday afternoons with my Barber. I just walk in and sit down. Also my Barber doesn't eat or talk and that's why he doesn't talk walk ins. Appointment only.

You would hate my barber.
Old dude.
He has a big dog he lets walk around the barber shop. Sometimes it'll be eating big ass slabs of meat... then he'll tell it 'go in the back' and it'll wander behind a curtain.. but if he calls it that mfer is right there.

ppl walk in tryna sell him stuff or ask him questions while he's cutting my hair... its not really streamlined at all.
but he charges me $10 when all the new clients are $20 for the same cut, just cause I been going to him since 2003.

I tried to give him more once and he was like nah.
Said it was $10 back in '03 so its still $10... even though the sign now says $20


Thatts why these new barbers aint got no clients, brehs
Old barbers aint losing clients

They better keep cutting the kids and hope the kids establish some loyalty

 

[360dagod]

I go to an old guy. He's like 60 and owns his barbershop.

He'll use the clippers just for the cut... but then its straight to the scissors for the mustache and goatee.
The dudes with the newer young barbers be looking all sideways cause their barbers use the clippers for everything. They stay looking jealous...

but one time I went in and he was using a old school straight razor on another old dude that was around 50 and I was like
but he was like 'nah you still a pup thats for my era'


I'm 30... but he was saying ppl under 40 or 50 freak out and be acting scary when he takes out the straight razor so he doesn't use it except on OGs



I aint gonna lie... Thats straight razor did have me kinda shook

@that artifact

 

[god shamgod]

How is the fademaster? I just got the regular master. T-Outliner on deck as well just replaced the blade

Fade master better for tapers imo it blends way easier,I use the andi master blades wit the fademasters cuz I don't like the blade they come with

 

[USSInsiders]

Fade master better for tapers imo it blends way easier,I use the andi master blades wit the fademasters cuz I don't like the blade they come with

Yeah my fukking master blade has a chipped tooth on it it still works though and I'm too lazy to re-up on pair of clippers. I'm big on blended looks so maybe down the road I'll pick the fade master up.

I just need something with more guard settings cause the master set that I have doesn't really let me blend super precise and I'm obsessed with that when I cut my hair.

thread inspired me to cut myself up, gave myself the good ol', over-saturated hitler youth cac look. wavy cac-infected hair is so versatile

 

[USSInsiders]

I'm a mixed breed dominican, too. Lemme know if you need a cut my g, tips are appreciated

 

[Slystallion]

having cac hair appreciation



no need for shape ups line ups brooklyns...none of that mess...don't need to deal with waiting at the barbershop like an idiot every friday to roll back your hair line

makes appt at salon no wait ready to go female hair dresser washes and massages my head doesn't smell like liquor and tells me how awesome I look

you guys are misssing out

 

[-----]

If your barber ain't Dominican you lost

GTFOH, Why should we give our paper to yall?

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

GTFOH, Why should we give our paper to yall?

You don't want those fresh shape ups without 1 hour of talking delays?? then ok

 

[KravenMorehead™]

and was like Preciate it fam, good looking out

 

[DreadBrown]

fukk barbers

#dreadgang

 

[KravenMorehead™]

I got the master clippers but the adjustment lever moves when the motor is running, waste of money

 

[Solano707]

I got the master clippers but the adjustment lever moves when the motor is running, waste of money

I rock the andis envy, fade master and t-outliner.... Never had an issue

 

[KravenMorehead™]

I rock the andis envy, fade master and t-outliner.... Never had an issue

bet. my outliner II is straight

 

[Born2BKing]

I only go to one barber now that he started taking appointments because one of his cuts on me made google

You look like a fukking prick

 

[Gully Bull]

You look like a fukking prick

I am