Are women funny?

shylittlekitten

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that's the difference. i would fart ON PURPOSE in school because i thought peoples reactions were funny.

i send pics of my most impressive turds to my friends all the time. we go back n forth and try to outdo each other for ultimate glory. i sent a huge turd pic to my ex once and she called me on the phone to berate me for 5 min about why thats "so disgusting" and asking why i would "disrespect" her by showing her a pic of this monster log

send a pic of one of ur turds to ur female friends and see every one of them get mad. but text one of them asking them if they think some random celeb is cute and enjoy a 3 hour meaningless conversation.

:wtb: The thing is just because I don't find looking at shyt amusing doesn't mean that I can't laugh at anything and don't have a sense of humor.

Edit: I do find shyt amusing in some contexts.
 

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Now Christopher Hitches has set the rule that they can't be gay and they can't be "ugly."

His standard can NEVER be met, because men will be attracted to these pretty women. Christopher Hitchens is suggesting that men are not even able to differentiate if he is laughing because he genuinely enjoys it, or if he's attracted to her. He's making men look stupid, tbh.

 
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Now Christopher Hitches has set the rule that they can't be gay and they can't be "ugly."

His standard can NEVER be met, because men will be attracted to these pretty women. Christopher Hitchens is suggesting that men are not even able to differentiate if he is laughing because he genuinely enjoys it, or if he's attracted to her. He's making men look stupid, tbh.

Margaret Cho ~ mom on gays - YouTube


my God that was the unfunniest 3 minutes ive ever had the displeasure of watching... i didnt even make it thru the entire clip. that fat pig margaret cho is as funny as she is sexually attractive :scusthov::scusthov::scusthov::scusthov:
 

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my God that was the unfunniest 3 minutes ive ever had the displeasure of watching... i didnt even make it thru the entire clip. that fat pig margaret cho is as funny as she is sexually attractive :scusthov::scusthov::scusthov::scusthov:

Sadly the punchline is at the end of the video. Most men don't have patience for unattractive women, and I expected that response. :dry:

From a guy that finds taking pictures of his shyt funny.

The only funny thing about your situation is imagining a loser taking pics of his shyt and finding it funny enough to send to people.
 

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There's a few out there, when you find one...hold on to her brehs :ohlawd:

I'd wifey a funny girl that's a 7 over a 9 stuck up hoe.
 

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Sadly the punchline is at the end of the video. Most men don't have patience for unattractive women, and I expected that response. :dry:

From a guy that finds taking pictures of his shyt funny.

The only funny thing about your situation is imagining a loser taking pics of his shyt and finding it funny enough to send to people.

the only thing sad is that fat pig margaret cho supporting my claim that women are terrible story tellers and you expecting me or anyone else to sit through a 5 minute story to hear the punchline to a joke :heh:

and lol@ making assumptions about me, you don't know me from a shytstain in your mother's panties, but i do know that you've suffered from low self esteem and self confidence issues since your childhood (hence you being afraid to use the bathroom at school ever again after random children laughed at you for farting).

i hope your decision to hold in shyt was worth it when your 60 and find a sea of polyps in your colon and other negative side effects that arise on account of tying your self worth to other peoples opinions and thus not taking a sht to avoid being laughed at :russ:
 

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As much as I hate to bring race into this but most of the funny women/girls I know are black.
 
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Now Christopher Hitches has set the rule that they can't be gay and they can't be "ugly."

His standard can NEVER be met, because men will be attracted to these pretty women. Christopher Hitchens is suggesting that men are not even able to differentiate if he is laughing because he genuinely enjoys it, or if he's attracted to her. He's making men look stupid, tbh.

Margaret Cho ~ mom on gays - YouTube


Only reason I chuckled for the first five seconds is cause asian accents are naturally funny. Everything else was wack.


Gotta agree with this thread, women just ain't funny when they try and be.
 

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the only thing sad is that fat pig margaret cho supporting my claim that women are terrible story tellers and you expecting me or anyone else to sit through a 5 minute story to hear the punchline to a joke :heh:

and lol@ making assumptions about me, you don't know me from a shytstain in your mother's panties, but i do know that you've suffered from low self esteem and self confidence issues since your childhood (hence you being afraid to use the bathroom at school ever again after random children laughed at you for farting).

i hope your decision to hold in shyt was worth it when your 60 and find a sea of polyps in your colon and other negative side effects that arise on account of tying your self worth to other peoples opinions and thus not taking a sht to avoid being laughed at :russ:
:skip: destroyed

and proving the point in this thread :ohhh:


:aicmon: You are in no way close to being funny.

:laff: @ 1 post in 2 months, and it being this
 
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