Word ..just by talking to chicks you stand out nowadays..women ain't use to it..especially when I was living in Seattle.
I knew so many homeless dudes using all types of drugs bagging chicks getting them buy them shyt because they be talking to these women.
And you right...I observe and brehs damn near don't even acknowledge women in public at all..
Brehs who can approach women in a place like Seattle will be SLEEPING in p*ssy. Westlake center it be chicks just standing around and if you got that eye for it you can see they just waiting to get jumped down on. Chicks standing around not on they phone..I would swoop right in
The post I am about to make was going to go into the GEMS FOR MENS thread... then i saw this on the first page.
Where do I fukkin' begin. LOL!
As tech of a city seattle is... most of the women here, yes, do rely on networking and social media/dating apps... but that doesn't discredit/discount the ideology that you should stone cold approach women.
Case in point:
South seattle's infamous Rainier Valley/Beacon Hill district is a haven for some of the most beautiful East African and black/mixed women in the state.
Long story short:
Went to Safeway last night by the crib and saw this gorgeous red bone in a long jacket, stockings and knee high boots.
Her aura and disposition was very high-horsey and seemingly attitudinal. She didn't look around or acknowledge anybody.
I needed to grab a bunch of shiit for superbowl festivities but noticed she was getting in line and didn't want to lose my golden opportune, so i grabbed the closest shiit to me (a box of ice cream) and swaggily made my way to the checkout - to which, she still happened to be standing at.
My first initiative was to scope and scan her hands... is she married?
What's in her grocery cart? Are there baby items? I saw carrots, bottled water, rice crispies, some miscellanous house hold stuff and a few snacks... clear/dead giveaway that she was single/living alone and didn't seem to have children.
*after 5 minutes or so of gawking her, watching her habits/demeanor and only seeing that she was on social media in line... you boy decides to swoop in*
Disclaimer: she looked hella snobby and stuck up... so i was mad hesitantly reluctant to spit game. Guys coming in the store would just eyes wide open once they walked through the door because our check out stand was right by the entrance.
Here we go:
Me: *taps broad on shoulder* Excuse me sweetheart. You look extremely familiar... *then i pause*
Grocery store patron goddess (her): *Turns with a smile but not with shock or dismay... almost like relief and glad to be approached*
Umm... i don't know!
Me: *not knowing what to say next, but remembering there was a gym that just opened up around xmas time*
Oh! I believe i've seen you at the Planet Fitness in the valley, right?
*my hearts bumping at this point cuz i'm nervous as fukk and she was so beautifull... i didn't know what else to do but pretend like i was confident as fukk --- reason being is cuz i don't actually have a membership to that gym ------ YET! lol*
Her: Oh yeah! I actually do! Okay... (and she smiles with glee... good lawd... enough to make a fella want to get down on bowf knees and shout hallelujah)
Then there's a brief moment where its a slight silence... but no longer than 4 seconds...
Me: So how often do you be going?
Her: Ehhh... not often enough. I find it hard to feel inspired after work and just get lazy when i get home
Me: Oh shiit! Me too! I think this is fate because i need a gym partner.. and...
*she whips out her phone and motions it to me with the quickness*
Her: Yeah, we should go! Put your number in*
Well i'm Tameeka... i'm sorry I'm just high as shiit right now... but it was nice to meet you. We'll get together sometime
So that was that fam. I could tell the people around store last night were like, "Damn... did this guy just land some fukkin' digits at a check out line?"
I felt so fukkin' cool, brehs and crehs.
Really needed this to happen, just got into a bad car accident a couple weeks back (that was my fault) and back in new years week, my favorite aunt passed away of cancer... then earlier this week i hear that my uncle is dying from diabetes...
A spark in my life with this goddess would really help mellow your boy out and take the frustration from life's challenges.
I dunno what got into me last night... but i was just so eager yet confident. I was in a zone, knew what i wanted and the cosmos ensured that i would at least have a good convo with this thick ass dime. Lord have mercy. I should have taken some photos from the back but I will in the future.
Lord knows... when i tell y'all i take pics... a vigga always come through.
Long story short... closed moufs don't get feeded. You never know if a woman gon' feel you until you actually approach her (especially in scenarios where she's less guarded than a novice boxer). I mean real talk, it's not like she was checking your boy out or anything, she just got done chiefing it up by her lonesome and was gonna go home and netflix and relax.
For perspective, she look like a thicker bootleg version of Lauren Londen. Kid you fukkin knot!!
I'm gonna dominate her society, brehs.
Wish me luck fam...
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That’s life.
