Army, full out brawl

[Wiseborn]

I remember a ssg got an article 15 because he recorded and laughed at a dropped humvee’s parachute malfunction. He had nothing to do with packing that chute, inspecting it, or loading onto the C-17 lmaooo

Jumping random trucks was the stupidness shyt the Army does. They waste millions of dollars jumping random trucks. There's never gonna be a time where we drop everything like that. It would be like in Iraq the Infantry falls out of the plane and the pogues drive in. If you have to proof the concept why not jump the same broken down truck? Why fukk up a new truck by putting in on the manifest? Even when it does land "right" it's usually kind of fukked up, Just like people who jump.

Actually there's one Army stupider than the US Army. The Brits. At least we do the heavy drop first. The brits do it the other way. I was on one other their drop zones and a truck landed on one of their dudes. They low key invented jumping, don't they know that you can get blown off course?

 

[987654321]

Jumping random trucks was the stupidness shyt the Army does. They waste millions of dollars jumping random trucks. There's never gonna be a time where we drop everything like that. It would be like in Iraq the Infantry falls out of the plane and the pogues drive in. If you have to proof the concept why not jump the same broken down truck? Why fukk up a new truck by putting in on the manifest? Even when it does land "right" it's usually kind of fukked up, Just like people who jump.

Actually there's one Army stupider than the US Army. The Brits. At least we do the heavy drop first. The brits do it the other way. I was on one other their drop zones and a truck landed on one of their dudes. They low key invented jumping, don't they know that you can get blown off course?

 

[Wiseborn]

we were mad as fukk at the commo dudes on day


The commander specifically said EVERYONE had to hang around the battalion footprint. The commo guys were all black except 1 white dude. Something happened with the network so a bunch of us NCO’s ran to their office and knocked on the door cause it said they were training and needed quiet time. We broke in after a while and it turned out they went in locked the door and snuck out the window to go home lmao. fukked up part is they bytch asses left an empty bucket of chicken in the middle of the office so all the rednecks were like “I knew it!” Under they breath and shyt smh.

I'm sorry I would've laughed too. They had a strong NCO. Our 1SG got us out of a snap field problem on a three day weekend, we just set up our Toc put a few privates in and left.

Of course he was fired later on a technicality.


But that's nothing, One deployment we had a "high speed" E-4 promotable Supply SGT, he ran the supply shack by himself. (he was the armorer too) He was able to do it but getting the platoons to order their own expendable items. But he worked bankers hours literally. He even shut down on his birthday. One time at night did we have to get him to open up the arms room for a snap mission (most supply Sgts slept in the office) They kept him but they gave him a supervisor from Battalion. Yes the kid was Black.

 

[newworldafro]

damn...heard it was behind 2 dudes fukking w/ the same chic...claims they both proposed to her

I was literally thinking this.

That amazing kick came from a place of a love triangle...lol.

 

[old pig]

Actually there's one Army stupider than the US Army. The Brits. At least we do the heavy drop first. The brits do it the other way. I was on one other their drop zones and a truck landed on one of their dudes. They low key invented jumping, don't they know that you can get blown off course?

wait...whhat??

 

[levitate]

Wasn’t really that much of a brawl...

 

[987654321]

I'm sorry I would've laughed too. They had a strong NCO. Our 1SG got us out of a snap field problem on a three day weekend, we just set up our Toc put a few privates in and left.

Of course he was fired later on a technicality.


But that's nothing, One deployment we had a "high speed" E-4 promotable Supply SGT, he ran the supply shack by himself. (he was the armorer too) He was able to do it but getting the platoons to order their own expendable items. But he worked bankers hours literally. He even shut down on his birthday. One time at night did we have to get him to open up the arms room for a snap mission (most supply Sgts slept in the office) They kept him but they gave him a supervisor from Battalion. Yes the kid was Black.

man I can’t think of any other MOS that can sham harder than supply lmao. Medics and fisters can sham but supply might as well have ninja smoke.

 

[Wiseborn]

wait...whhat??

Yeah he died. I was worried that I would land on a truck even though their part of the drop zone was a couple of klicks away

 

[987654321]

wait...whhat??

everybofy in the Army knows someone who was crushed or run over by something they had no business being under

 

[old pig]

Yeah he died. I was worried that I would land on a truck even though their part of the drop zone was a couple of klicks away

everybofy in the Army knows someone who was crushed or run over by something they had no business being under

damn smh

 

[posterchild336]

Even our military people run for cell phones to record shyt and worldstar

 

[Wiseborn]

man I can’t think of any other MOS that can shame harder than supply lmao. Medics and fisters can sham but supply might as well have ninja smoke.

Yes what does supply do other than to hand reciept equipment to you. What that E-4 taught me came in handy later on because I was able to order shyt myself, I even worked on the Battalion supply cell for awhile despite not having the MOS. The most important thing I learned was having extra shyt to turn in If your Supply SGT didn't support you and field loss your shyt they could FILPL your shyt (make you pay for it)

 

[Wiseborn]

everybofy in the Army knows someone who was crushed or run over by something they had no business being under

Yeah Safety first, The NCO's main responsibility, doesn't always happen though. I remember an LT got hemmed up because he packed like 16 guys on an FMTV (a big truck) and they died. All because he didn't want to march back in the rain from the drop zone. I don't know why packing people on a truck is deadly but apparently it was. Half the time we airborne shuffled/ Ruck ran all the way back from Sicily like we were in Delta Force or something.

 

[Mr Rager]

Chapters for everyone

 

[murksiderock]

from what I’ve seen...navy nikkas is the worst lol

Nah Army cats the worst with women lol...

Long story alert, had some memories triggered!

I never had any issues with dudes surprisingly, but when I was in Fayetteville NC knew cats who did. Alot of Army cats liked to front like they were in the streets when they were in the city, they'd be deep and strapped and get into it with street cats. I remember getting a call from a homeboy one day who told me meet him at the Waffle House because they (like 4 dudes) got into it with like 8 Army dudes at the club...

I was game but by the time I got to the Waffle House FPD was already there and had the shyt roped off...

There are some who try that double dipping shyt because they insecure and they really in the streets, you meet em in jail. I was in jail once with these twin brothers who were Army and ran a robbery crew that went around sticking up armored trucks and beefing with street cats, the robbery crew was a mix of Army and street cats...

One of the brothers got shot in an exchange with either FPD or the truck drivers (can't remember which) abd his leg was fukked up afterwards, ultimately got 9 years, don't remember what the other one got. Dude was pressed to be a tough guy in jail and wouldn't slide on one of my homeboys, but went to the hole for fighting a "pee wee" once and talked big shyt on his way out...

Other Army dudes I saw in jail were mostly low key and minded their business, in my experience jail exposed the real fraud in them. Knew a Army cat who got on with some local Crips and they caught a body and he was the first one to run snitching...

Damn as I'm writing this I distinctly remember something from around 2015, only time I almost had an incident with Army cats. My homegirl was former Air Force (she's Army now but this was in between her transition and she briefly worked at a prison). She invited me to a kickback at her place with her coworkers...

Dude she was fukking at the time worked at the prison and was former Army, married to a current Army chick. Anyway we playing spades and he has a homeboy there who is active duty and another homeboy who was allegedly a dope dealer from the outskirts of Fayetteville. Dope dealer has two small chains on and wants to gamble on the card games, there's like 10 people here total and only person I know is my homegirl. I tell him I don't gamble and he calls me broke, pulls out a small knot with 20s and claims it was 2 g's in his hand, and like 10 on his neck and wrist...

I'm laughing, not feeling there's an issue but I tell him I don't gamble as a principle, I lost alot of money at a card house in Atlanta once and that soured me on gambling. He called me broke again and told me what he was driving (can't remember), I pulled up in like a '11 or '12 Impala and he was like look what I came here with and look what you came here with. Little did I know he was sizing me up, my homegirl knew them from kickbacks before and once asked if he knew me because I also ran narcotics. We didn't know each other but I guess dude couldn't wait to meet me...