ART BARR'S ROGUE-ISH MAN shyt EVERY GUY SHOULD DO CHECK LIST
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Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
lol this thread is awesome
Take a shyt in the most centrally located bathroom at your job and dont flush the toilet. Giving zero fukks
Preciate it,..handshake!
Art Barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
fukk your roommates girlfriend while he sleep on the couch in the lobby trying to respect the sock on the door rule.
ooooOOH!!!!
Art Barr
Long Live The Mamba
I make sh*t shake up in broad day
Tell a bytch and her mom a fake name when you fall thru the crib
See them years later in Wal Mart and when the mother sees you and says "Jason? Jason!"
Just keep walking
Tell the chick you're with you don't know those crazy broads
Then when mom and daughter pull up on your bumper like "Oh you can't speak Jason?"
Inform them that your name is Will and you know not this Jason that they speak of
Make haste with your bytch and head straight for the self checkout
That's some real nikka shyt right there dhun
fukk your roommates girlfriend while he sleep on the couch in the lobby trying to respect the sock on the door rule.
This thread :Wowhmm:
find a nice house where everyone is gone
pick the locks, go in and cook up a big meal
eat
then leave the dirty dishes for the owners to clean up
Or better yet find a house on the market for sale, call the owner act like you a agent and get the lock box code. Get the key out the bytch and put an ad on Craiglist for a house for rent. Field the calls, show the house and take down payments for a house you don't own and ain't even really up for rent. Actually move a girl into the house, flirt with her and make her think you giving her deal on rent, then fukk on her for a few weeks until the owner shows up and kicks her out. All the while you got some ratchet p*ssy for a few weeks and a few extra racks in your pocket and she basically homeless and broke.
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
Sit with a bad bytch on a white person block in a luxury car.
that look like it belong there, during a snow storm.
Then when the windows get covered with snow,....real real good.
fukk the dog shyt outta ol girl and admire how the car look inside from the snow on the outside of window.
shyt just look cool, and you gotta concentrate on snow cause ol girl bad as fukk.
Art Barr
that look like it belong there, during a snow storm.
Then when the windows get covered with snow,....real real good.
fukk the dog shyt outta ol girl and admire how the car look inside from the snow on the outside of window.
shyt just look cool, and you gotta concentrate on snow cause ol girl bad as fukk.
Art Barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
I thought about this a few times.
I just ain't wanna deal with that paper trail white collar crackdown.
Art Barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
Be about to smash a chick you just met on the first day in the car in your driveway at the mini mansion.
Then, some fukk'n a$$hole run up and try to stain you and you damn near naked after hopping in the driver's seat and chase dude down for three blocks and ol girl begging you not to run him over with them big boy wheels.
Art Barr
Then, some fukk'n a$$hole run up and try to stain you and you damn near naked after hopping in the driver's seat and chase dude down for three blocks and ol girl begging you not to run him over with them big boy wheels.
Art Barr
Meet a dumb groupie Cac broad in the club
Spit at her for a minute. Put up with the stupid ass bird talk of what rapper or athletes she is "friends" with. fukk her a few times on some late night tip shyt. Then a few months later she calls you with a bank scam her and her homegirl doing. Typical "give us your account and we'll drop 10 racks in there" BS. Play country dumb like you actually gonna let her do it, give her fugazi account information. Then act scary and be like I need some collateral in case the deal don't go thru. Your laptop and the flat screen in your daughters room will suffice. Take that put it in the whip. Go back in and fukk her to sleep. Then when she passed out in the bed and you about to leave you take the Travis Porter chain that the flexing ass dumb bytch left on the dresser which some other dumb ass negro let her hold. Go home laughing cuz you just finessed a bytch who tried to finesse you. She blowing your phone up crying talking bout fukk the chain, fukk the laptop, just bring the TV back so she ain't gotta put up with her daughter crying. Laugh to yourself like a boss cuz the bytch don't know where you stay at and the lame nikkas she run with won't do shyt if they see you in the streets
Spit at her for a minute. Put up with the stupid ass bird talk of what rapper or athletes she is "friends" with. fukk her a few times on some late night tip shyt. Then a few months later she calls you with a bank scam her and her homegirl doing. Typical "give us your account and we'll drop 10 racks in there" BS. Play country dumb like you actually gonna let her do it, give her fugazi account information. Then act scary and be like I need some collateral in case the deal don't go thru. Your laptop and the flat screen in your daughters room will suffice. Take that put it in the whip. Go back in and fukk her to sleep. Then when she passed out in the bed and you about to leave you take the Travis Porter chain that the flexing ass dumb bytch left on the dresser which some other dumb ass negro let her hold. Go home laughing cuz you just finessed a bytch who tried to finesse you. She blowing your phone up crying talking bout fukk the chain, fukk the laptop, just bring the TV back so she ain't gotta put up with her daughter crying. Laugh to yourself like a boss cuz the bytch don't know where you stay at and the lame nikkas she run with won't do shyt if they see you in the streets
LordOfTheManor
Pro
Have bytches you aint never even met hate your ass cuz of the roguish shyt you pulled on their acquaintances
Have stalkers you aint never even fukk trying to get your ass back cuz you didnt wanna be with them
Eat out a white girl cuz she had a super phat ass
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Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
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This that demo,....
I don't fukk with white women, after seeing they not shyt in bed to no sisters, tho.
Glad somebody clowning this white collar criminal ass females the feds gon be on, tho.
Art Barr
This that demo,....
I don't fukk with white women, after seeing they not shyt in bed to no sisters, tho.
Glad somebody clowning this white collar criminal ass females the feds gon be on, tho.
Art Barr
I pulled that hustle off more than a few times. It probably works better in some places then others. In my city lot of folks own homes here and live elsewhere. I used to just look for the for sale by owner ads with OT numbers. It was still hot as fukk tho. I was doing that when I didn't know any better. Thought I was slick but I could've easily gotten jammed up. I wouldn't do it again but it's good for a laugh every now and again.