In my prime I had a rule of no less no more than 3 on the rotation. And that was the happiest time of my life.
I can immediately pinpoint one of my saddest times. Being in a relationship. What brightened it up? Cheating.
That's why when I see these pop the balloon shows, dating shows, love is blind etc., all the men are phony.
We're just trying to fukk, and maybe keep you around. But a relationship? Marriage? Even kids? That's what a woman got her dikk hard for for some reason. That's a total destruction of autonomy, time, money, etc.
Say breh, what's your dream wedding? What colors do you want at your wedding? Who are you inviting? Destination? Said no one fukkin ever to their homeboy.
Bro in the OP was a bit long winded but did not tell a lie.