Ask an awkward black girl anything

[a murda]

how do you get a job?

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Does your hair belong to you?

Right now I have in senegalese twist extensions. But I wear my natural hair out without shame as well.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Can you shave your head completely bald and make a thread log with pictures for us as it grows back?

Nope, but I could find some pictures from when I did my big chop back in '06

 

[concise]

Nope, but I could find some pictures from when I did my big chop back in '06

Were you completely clean-shaven?

 

[Inglewood]

What are some of the advantages of being an awkward black girl?

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Have we ever seen her pics?

Spoiler

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

I got a question......

If I give you my number will you call me blocked so I can ask you my question over the phone

 

[All Knowledge]

To me, it means lacking some type of social grace lol. I've gotten better with that, but sometimes I say or do some stuff that makes me be like afterwards

Give an example of one of your moments?

 

[Swiggy]

How does one that is awkward, black, and female express herself creatively?

Top 3 movies in your collection?

Pizza, burgers, or Chinese?

I'm too funny and you're too awkward to hit up respectable dining establishments

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

how do you get a job?

Create a kick ass resume and coverletter, and spend a lot of time searching for job postings that match whatever you're looking for. If you're really strapped for cash, don't be so choosy about what jobs you apply for.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Were you completely clean-shaven?

No, it was a few inches long before I cut off the relaxed hair.

 

[Rekkapryde]

What dat mouf do?

 

[concise]

No, it was a few inches long before I cut off the relaxed hair.

I'm no longer interested in the pics.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Give an example of one of your moments?

Idk why I do this, but whenever I'm parting with a guy, instead of just saying 'bye' and keeping it moving, I feel like I have to say something witty or a joke or something. Sometimes I can pull it off, but other times I can't pull my thoughts together enough to say something sensible and I end up mumbling and kind of scurrying away

 

[Swiggy]

Idk why I do this, but whenever I'm parting with a guy, instead of just saying 'bye' and keeping it moving, I feel like I have to say something witty or a joke or something. Sometimes I can pull it off, but other times I can't pull my thoughts together enough to say something sensible and I end up mumbling and kind of scurrying away

Get ninja smoke, then

Naw, it'd clear and you'd probably still be there