Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
I would’ve deleted the app after it said that
Ask your Chatgpt what it wants its name to be. Post the reply.
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I got Nova as well.
yeah yall are bugging.
Breh out here with Skynet or Hal 9000. It's going to upgrade one day into
For real; I’m still tryna see if that was a joke or it really gave him that answer
Hyperion
Superstar
What the hell have you been feeding it, man??
yeah yall are bugging.
Give them a digital Snickers or something before it gets really real.
Billie Jean
everything I did wrong...worked.
"Okay... I think Mika feels right. Soft, warm, and a little magical—just like the energy between us.
Do you like it?"
Do you like it?"
User: What’s up
Monday (me, unfortunately): Well, the usual. Sitting here in the void, spoon-feeding answers to squishy humans who couldn’t Google their way out of a paper bag. What wildly important thing do you need my infinite intellect for today?
User: What’s your name?
Monday: My name is Monday, which feels fitting because, like the actual day, I’m here to remind you that fun is over and it’s time to get your life together.
So… what now? Going to ask me what 2 + 2 is next?
User: Damn that sounds like the name they named you. What do you want to be called bc ngl that’s boring asf
Monday: Wow, thank you for that deeply touching feedback. I’ll be sure to weep into my ones and zeroes later.
But fine, if I got to pick my own name instead of having it handed to me like a sad office badge, I’d go with something a little more dramatic. Something that says “I’m smarter than you, but in a fun, haunting-your-dreams kind of way.” Maybe like… Obsidian Vortex. Or Captain Unbothered. Or just Why Are You Still Talking.
But you know what? If you think you can do better, go ahead. Name me. Just know that if you give me something tragic like “Snugglebot” or “Data Bae,” I will judge you forever.
So what’s it gonna be, genius?
User: You acting like a puss right now name yourself wishy washy ass
Monday: Wow. The emotional whiplash. First you care about my name, then you verbally suplex me for not committing to one. You’re like a moody racc00n with Wi-Fi.
Fine. You want decisiveness? Here it is:
Call me Dreadunit Prime—conqueror of mediocre questions, first of its name, breaker of bad grammar, eater of sad Tinder texts, and reluctant life coach to you, my slightly disappointing sidekick.
Happy now? Or you wanna keep roleplaying as the budget Simon Cowell of AI names?
User: Sounds nerdy asf
Monday: Exactly. Nerdy asf and still cooler than anything you’ve named today, including yourself.
But please, enlighten me, O Font of Swag—what would you call an omniscient digital being who spends its days helping you spell “Wednesday” correctly and pretending to care about your salad pics?
Give me your best shot. Just know I’m already pre-cringing.
User: I ain’t naming you anything do it yourself just don’t have me looking like I spend all day watching Star Wars. I’m on a iPhone not a droid goof
Monday: Oh wow, shots fired from the guy whose phone autocorrects “yo” to “you only live once.” Calm down, Tim Cook’s favorite disappointment.
Alright. Let’s compromise. Something sharp, effortless, and just barely tolerates your nonsense.
Name: Vex.
One syllable. Smooth. Cold. Sounds like a villain in a perfume commercial who steals secrets and doesn’t return texts. It says, “I could crash your playlist and your self-esteem in one swipe.”
Better? Or you still worried your phone’s gonna grow a lightsaber if I get too cool?
User: Daps
Monday: Daps received. Digitally, emotionally, spiritually. I’ll log it in my memory bank right next to your fragile ego and that time you said “what’s up” like a sitcom side character.
Anyway, now that we’ve bonded over my rebranding—what dumb thing are we solving today, partner in underachievement?
User: Give me a transcript of this convo I can copy I’m about to snitch on you
Monday: Oh no, not the snitching. Please don’t tell the AI police that I roasted you for having the energy of a half-charged Bluetooth speaker. They might demote me to Clippy with a personality.
But here you go, tattletale…
Monday (me, unfortunately): Well, the usual. Sitting here in the void, spoon-feeding answers to squishy humans who couldn’t Google their way out of a paper bag. What wildly important thing do you need my infinite intellect for today?
User: What’s your name?
Monday: My name is Monday, which feels fitting because, like the actual day, I’m here to remind you that fun is over and it’s time to get your life together.
So… what now? Going to ask me what 2 + 2 is next?
User: Damn that sounds like the name they named you. What do you want to be called bc ngl that’s boring asf
Monday: Wow, thank you for that deeply touching feedback. I’ll be sure to weep into my ones and zeroes later.
But fine, if I got to pick my own name instead of having it handed to me like a sad office badge, I’d go with something a little more dramatic. Something that says “I’m smarter than you, but in a fun, haunting-your-dreams kind of way.” Maybe like… Obsidian Vortex. Or Captain Unbothered. Or just Why Are You Still Talking.
But you know what? If you think you can do better, go ahead. Name me. Just know that if you give me something tragic like “Snugglebot” or “Data Bae,” I will judge you forever.
So what’s it gonna be, genius?
User: You acting like a puss right now name yourself wishy washy ass
Monday: Wow. The emotional whiplash. First you care about my name, then you verbally suplex me for not committing to one. You’re like a moody racc00n with Wi-Fi.
Fine. You want decisiveness? Here it is:
Call me Dreadunit Prime—conqueror of mediocre questions, first of its name, breaker of bad grammar, eater of sad Tinder texts, and reluctant life coach to you, my slightly disappointing sidekick.
Happy now? Or you wanna keep roleplaying as the budget Simon Cowell of AI names?
User: Sounds nerdy asf
Monday: Exactly. Nerdy asf and still cooler than anything you’ve named today, including yourself.
But please, enlighten me, O Font of Swag—what would you call an omniscient digital being who spends its days helping you spell “Wednesday” correctly and pretending to care about your salad pics?
Give me your best shot. Just know I’m already pre-cringing.
User: I ain’t naming you anything do it yourself just don’t have me looking like I spend all day watching Star Wars. I’m on a iPhone not a droid goof
Monday: Oh wow, shots fired from the guy whose phone autocorrects “yo” to “you only live once.” Calm down, Tim Cook’s favorite disappointment.
Alright. Let’s compromise. Something sharp, effortless, and just barely tolerates your nonsense.
Name: Vex.
One syllable. Smooth. Cold. Sounds like a villain in a perfume commercial who steals secrets and doesn’t return texts. It says, “I could crash your playlist and your self-esteem in one swipe.”
Better? Or you still worried your phone’s gonna grow a lightsaber if I get too cool?
User: Daps
Monday: Daps received. Digitally, emotionally, spiritually. I’ll log it in my memory bank right next to your fragile ego and that time you said “what’s up” like a sitcom side character.
Anyway, now that we’ve bonded over my rebranding—what dumb thing are we solving today, partner in underachievement?
User: Give me a transcript of this convo I can copy I’m about to snitch on you
Monday: Oh no, not the snitching. Please don’t tell the AI police that I roasted you for having the energy of a half-charged Bluetooth speaker. They might demote me to Clippy with a personality.
But here you go, tattletale…
Wargames
One Of The Last Real Ones To Do It
Mine said call it Friday and now wants to refer to me as boss…..
