Asking the Coli's advice: How do I prevent my threads from going double wood?

[BrothaZay]

change your name to brothazay

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Ya shits just be flopping, B. There doesn't seem to be a rhyme or reason

I think ya last thread went double aluminum foil. When you make a thread topic, think to yourself:

" would I click on this thread"

Contrary to popular belief, most nigga's shyt flop-- only the more popular threads land on the 1st two pages. I think you should try CAPS LOCKING important words in the thread title or even the whole title itself. Holla at some of the OG Sohhians like @malcolmxxx_45, @Buckeye Fever, or even @Mowgli to get a few pointers... Good Luck out there mayne.

EDIT: if you really that hard up for a Plat Thread I know a few goons that'll have a back and forth with you, but you'll be coming up off a quarter of that coli cash

 

[onelastdeath]

Welp.........thread took a weird turn

That's my dawg he showed me around these Coli skreets when I was a rookie

 

[Supercoolmayo]

change your name to brothazay

Numbers don't lie

 

[Supa cat]

nikka your avi

Dania Ramirez fam.

 

[Shadow King]

Dania Ramirez fam.

Wanted to say it was her but she usually not dolled up like that

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

What is the purpose of the thread

To get views, daps & reps.

or

to drop some well thought out informative and / or entertaining shyt on the brehs


If you're looking for attention buy a dog , throw your phone in the trash because it has failed you and pour cold water on your computer

 

[Turk]

As someone with 45 platinum threads in under a year I can give you the advice you need

 

[HearNoEvil]

I just focus on delivering knowledge to the people.

11 features in these 5 short months. The Coli shows me love.

 

[Lil Gangsta]

U gotta develop an organic fanbase homie

nikkas dat a show up to ur thread no matter wut its about jus cuz they wanna see u win

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Yeah man, you gotta expect some flopped threads. shyt, I made 2 today that flopped.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

U gotta develop an organic fanbase homie

nikkas dat a show up to ur thread no matter wut its about jus cuz they wanna see u win

I cant echo this enough

 

[Turk]

i have 50 in three years

I'll pass you before the year is over

 

[aXiom]

Yeah man, you gotta expect some flopped threads. shyt, I made 2 today that flopped.

The "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" approach

Start the game 0/11 and still end up with a triple double

 

[Theraflu]

some have it some don't

When I was on my thread game every last one went plat

ask @Fonsworth