Asking the Coli's advice: How do I prevent my threads from going double wood?

[Mowgli]

Don't ask me. My shyts flop all the time.

You need a clique to cosign your posts or a sensation headline that reinforces something these loses already believe for guaranteed Plat threads

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Don't feel bad some of the realest posters have the same problem like myself.Most people on here aren't on our level so they can't relate to our threads.

 

[Kenny West]

make threads on breaking news and if you're desperate enough, gossip.

add in a sprinkle of pawg and voila

 

[How Sway?]

say something outrageous with a slight degree of truth to it

thats how i got my last platinum thread

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

Coming up on 20,000 posts and only two feature threads

The boy @flea pointed out that I'm a corny fukk nikka who couldn't make a platinum/feature thread to save my life




Why don't y'all like me?

11 featured threads

 

[504Slim]

cuz your a lame

 

[Lil Gangsta]

Have a thread askin how to prevent ur threads from goin double wood, go double wood brehs

 

[mannyrs13]

Yeah man, you gotta expect some flopped threads. shyt, I made 2 today that flopped.

how do you only have 20 with all the classics you drop? :underappreciated:

 

[Sad Bunny]

some have it some don't

 

[Sad Bunny]

U gotta develop an organic fanbase homie

nikkas dat a show up to ur thread no matter wut its about jus cuz they wanna see u win

This is real shyt

MY fanbase almost turned on me in 2014 but hard work and I won them back

 

[Tunez]

My threads flop

Stop making threads

 

[Ghpstface]

But I want to discuss the "human condition". I want us all to expand each other's minds

 

[charmander]

my threads are almost always dumb as fukk and pointless nonsense but they still do numbers everybody ain't made for this threadmaking life

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Take the costanza approach and do the opposite of what you would normally do