At what point in life did you become a dog?

[Kilgore Trout]

I went through the same thing as my boy JGL in 500 days of summer in 2010.

I went through my demonic phase but now I think i got it out of my system.

 

[Ol’Otis]

not really a dog phase

but i am more thorough

 

[Cat piss martini]

wouldnt say i'm a dog but my
turn to the dark side was early as fukk.
had to be about 15 when i knocked off
this older woman who took me shopping
every other weekend and put paper in
my pockets all while draining and turning
my young ass out......I enjoy gifts more than p*ssy.

 

[newworldafro]

Dog man

• Neuromancer
• Mar 21, 2016

 

[Charlie Hustle]

There are certain "rites" that will allow you to temporary transform into a dog and still retain your conscious mind. However, there are better ways uses for virgin blood mixed with 151.

Never did the dog thing for that reason.

 

[semicko82]

when i realized being nice doesnt mean anything to women. they will just see you as weak and think they can get over on you/take advantage.

also when i realized putting your trust and faith in a woman is setting yourself up for failure and disappointment

Basically this in a nutshell