Mike Smith always look he is about to pull up into his driveway and he JUST remembered that today is his anniversary and he didn't get his wife shyt...
"Hello is this Jarrett's? Yeah I need to order a ring. It's for my anniversary. Can I pick it up in the next 20 minutes...do you have a drive thru?"
He also get's overly stressed over the simplest things...dude is the incompetent manager you have that wants to call a meeting about the dumbest shyt because...well he is dumb as shyt
"Guys I know we all work at the Gift Wrapping Store but it's Christmas so we need to come up with a gameplan to wrap all these gifts...fukk this is stressing me out...Matt...Matt make a call to corporate and get a consultant out here to give us a hand with all this...I just don't know what we are going to do. fukk this all happens to us...same time every year...get someone out here to explain this"
Once he said "I called a timeout because they would have"...that was a wrap...you can never...ever...ever...come back from a statement from that...just read the words...as absurd as they look on the screen it is not even close to being as absurd as it was to watch somebody say it for real...
Blows my mind that this dude somehow beat Sean P twice...a guy who is TOO smart...and then got throttled by Ron Rivera...a guy who watch Cam hobble around in a Monday night game like he had a bear trap on both ankles and then say "he doesn't look injured to me"
Mike...Rivera...Lovie...is there a worst coached division in all of sports?
and don't get me started on this "They think I'm Bill Dukes" looking idiot...this dude could barely throw a game for the number 1 pick in the draft yesterday...
