ATTENTION: All COLI CHEAP NIKKAS. THIS IS HOW YOU TAKE CHICS ON FIRST DATES

[Nobu]

still a virgin huh? sorry about that.

anybody bringing up money or whatever when going on date with a female needs to just step their finances up.
I spend $100-$150 probably on a date on average and its pocket change. I'm not worried about the cost. Just worried about enjoying myself with shorty. If all you want to do is smash then just tell her and skip the date, you dusty incels.

If you don't spend $100 on a stranger you hate women and can't get laid. Makes sense

 

[flea]

Idk why but reading all those slides, I can’t help but want to call this dude a fakkit. Make sure she gets home safe and sound? After all that? Nah, ima have to ask shorty if she wants to go back to my place for drinks. If she says no then I’ll take her home but I’ll be damned if I don’t shoot my shot at some p*ssy before the date is over. What a cornball. Two weeks in advanced? What a fukking loser

 

[Rell Lauren]

First date?! No way that's costs you just $100 unless he pulled up to Applebee's.

 

[audemarzz]

don't do it ladies that nikka going to have you in his basement on some "you" netlix shyt


she wake up like

lisa: where am I? why am I locked in this room
shawn: you with me baby

 

[videogamestashbox.com]

 

[Jblaze204]

Pray over the food in a restaurant

 

[Berry]

Did the post get deleted

 

[number21]

Plays straight out of the simp playbook.

 

[Quasi]

Y'all lost me on step 3.
We taking this metrobus, sis. Put your flats on.

 

[King Khufu]

The simpery is strong in this one


shyt where I am at, if you do this to a girl you've just met (hooked up) that won't go far be cause she finna call up her side nikka all like:

 

[cartierhoe]

Dude is a lame. I've seen a couple of interviews of him and his wife, and she treats him like a child, on camera. I can only imagine how she treats him in private.

He seems to be a good businessman, but the last thing men should be doing is taking dating advice from married men, especially the henpecked ones.

Yeah I first seen him on this podcast earn your leisure. He's everything you said.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

This seems like too much for a first date.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Dude says spend $100 on first date this some ol Brian Mcknight simp stuff .Cats taking women to Ruth Chris on 1st date

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

My question to him would be, why do all that when dusty dudes getting the p*ssy with no effort?