ATTENTION: All COLI CHEAP NIKKAS. THIS IS HOW YOU TAKE CHICS ON FIRST DATES

Y'all doing this for the next Chic

  • Man fukk all that

    Votes: 83 94.3%
  • I'll do it and more! It ain't tricking if you got it.

    Votes: 5 5.7%

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Sad Bunny

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:dahell: that sounds like a date for your girl/wife not a girl you dating, ESPECIALLY a first date. That’s just me tho :hubie:
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I'll do something like this for my wife's birthday or anniversary I wouldn't do this for a fukking first date.

This is that maintaining the spark type shyt:mjlol:
 

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Y’all always talking about some hypothetical nikka coming over to fukk a chick after you drop her off from a date :mjlol:

Yall probably really be tight when you spend $50 at Applebee’s and don’t get to fukk. “I spent all that money and she probably fukking her weed man right now”. Whole time she just laying on the couch watching law and order re runs:mjlol:


But I do agree that all of this is too much for a first date. “Never let her walk”, it’s not that deep lol. And I don’t need anybody to order my food for me. This is more suited for an anniversary or birthday.
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Without fail this hypothetical nikka pops up. He must got a million bodies by now. Dudes really haunted by this boogie man.
:ufdup: Hypothetical nikka is REAL. He's always waiting for @Typical Simp to slip up or drop you off at home & he doesn't sleep unless it's with somebody else's girl. Devastating homes in a hood near you.

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She not a bad looking women at all but I'm getting real tired of covert simps . I'm glad the bortha is married but what works for him want work for everybody . Women have changed don't be mad at men that change with the environment and or times we in . It's a reason America is having a 3 yr low when comes to people getting married.
 

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I do all that I expect to know what dat thang smell like at the end of the night.
 
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One thinn I wanna see stop going forward is the romanticizing of everything when dealing with women ....
 

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Dude who wrote that should had been born in the 40s.

Those gestures don't hold the same sentiments in women of today.

He's trying too hard to impress a female who MAY NOT see a future with him.

he suggested everything short of putting your coat on a puddle so a bytch won't have to step in some mud.

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:troll: Click through the slide and read the comments






He fukked up off the first slide already. Talking about "only do this for a girl you see a future with"

How am I suppose to know if I see a future with said chic if we haven't even gone on one date yet but I'm throwing out the red carpet? :comeon:

This sounds more like an anniversary dinner than a first date. But I'll let the coli simps decide :mjgrin:

BONUS:

A gem from his wife.
Ya need to stop. Ya need to stop fukking these hoes to sleep AMS style. Grow the fukk up and build with them :mjgrin:



For the record I'm following a chic that posted both of these shyts.

Fux this negro on all that bs , i aint doing all that
 
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