"Average looking male with no money, no aura, and no gym membership seeks dime" - Thecoli.com

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I just went grocery shopping wearing a black OJ skully, a snug white tee with the pocket, some jeans and a 3 year old pair of ASICS I used to run in.


....and I pulled out the Chrysler minivan today :wow:


If that game is tight and you can mack and shoot, nothing is going to stop you

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This thread gon have coli nikkas racking they brain tryna figure out they aura:mindblown:.

Meanwhile that moufpiece remains undefeated,remains timeless,colorless,defying the laws of probabillity and gravity:mjcry:

moufpiece>>>>aura
 

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You weirdos are trying to disrupt the natural order of the universe. Imagine how silly you would look going to a bentley dealership talking bout

"I want the bentley GT. I've been approved for a 20k loan, lets make it happen!"

Nah breh, you better take your ass to carmax. :ufdup:

I see that my years of tutelage has rubbed off on you:ehh:
 

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Not all dimes are in need of money, aura(?) or chiseled physiques. Some want to laugh, be made to feel special, interact with intelligent men, etc.
and after the intelligent men get sent home because it's getting too late, she's fukking a man that has everything listed above
 

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I just went grocery shopping wearing a black OJ skully, a snug white tee with the pocket, some jeans and a 3 year old pair of ASICS I used to run in.


....and I pulled out the Chrysler minivan today :wow:


If that game is tight and you can mack and shoot, nothing is going to stop you

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nikkas out here dressing like a single father of two :laff:
 

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This thread gon have coli nikkas racking they brain tryna figure out they aura:mindblown:.

Meanwhile that moufpiece remains undefeated,remains timeless,colorless,defying the laws of probabillity and gravity:mjcry:

moufpiece>>>>aura

Some of us were born without a moufpiece tho. :mjcry:
 

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This thread gon have coli nikkas racking they brain tryna figure out they aura:mindblown:.

Meanwhile that moufpiece remains undefeated,remains timeless,colorless,defying the laws of probabillity and gravity:mjcry:

moufpiece>>>>aura

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to get some p*ssy. All you need is a mouth piece and a great attitude.
Damn ive been meaning to make a thread about the importance of men developing a mouthpiece and the benefits.

Take dude in this clip for instance:



Dude has a HELLIFIED mouthpiece and there's ZERO doubt in my mind that he couldve smashed Deelishous off of convo
 
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You don't have to be a rocket scientist to get some p*ssy. All you need is a mouth piece and a great attitude.
You don't even need a great attitude. It's women out here who don't like a smiling ass, life of the party, always cheesing ass nicca. Niccas making this shyt too complicated. All you need is game and the ability to look a woman in the eye. I seen broke niccas with bad women, short niccas with bad women, ugly niccas with bad women, fat niccas with bad women...shoot your shot and keep shooting.
 
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