Aye brehs, any travel advice on Brazil?

[Zapp Brannigan]

Anyone else been there? It's not exactly a secret that the women are hot, but are they as easy as I keep hearing? What else should I know about the place? I also hear it's not as dangerous as people keep making it seem.

Posting pics of Brazilian chicks as a "thank you" for an answer in advance.

 

[Majestic Pape]

You might see me there if you go in April.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

You might see me there if you go in April.

For real? I was thinking of going in Spring. I'm gonna save up about 5-10k and smash out to Rio.

 

[bangbreh]

bring lots of condoms

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

bring lots of condoms

Costco-sized box?

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

im tryna study abroad/ a broad there this summer. is it cheap brehs??

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

im tryna study abroad/ a broad there this summer. is it cheap brehs??

It can be cheap, but I'm gonna bring tons of money when I go so I can enjoy the feast there that much more.

 

[Ray Jesus]

You might see me there if you go in April.

For real? I was thinking of going in Spring. I'm gonna save up about 5-10k and smash out to Rio.

You two should plan a trip together

It would be funny if I initiated a trip to Brazil between two strangers.

Who knows, you two could become great friends

 

[Majestic Pape]

You two should plan a trip together

It would be funny if I initiated a trip to Brazil between two strangers.

Who knows, you could become great friends

The Coli just got a little TOO real.

 

[Ray Jesus]

 

[Malta]

It's my favorite place in the world, with all the problems they have the people are some of the nicest and most open I have ever met. I feel Brazil is a love it or hate it place, and the big problem happens to be if you love it, you will want to move there. It's not even about the women either, the culture is just even as a foreigner you will feel more @ home there and less isolated than you do here (If you love it). Contrary to popular belief, the women are not that easy, they are easy to approach and talk to, but if you're just looking to fukk you might be better off going somewhere else.


It's dangerous in certain cities, and you can get got @ the beach in Rio, broad daylight nikkas will rob you if you're too flashy. Do not leave anything on the beach unattended, even sandals, them shyts will be gone before you even hit the water If you plan on staying an extended period of time, learn Portuguese.......

If you plan on saving 5-10k you could literally live down there for a year if you could get a work visa, the average Brazilian only makes 10k a year.

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

It can be cheap, but I'm gonna bring tons of money when I go so I can enjoy the feast there that much more.

i'm in college. tons of money? where dey do that at?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

i'm in college. tons of money? where dey do that at?

Well... if you're a student, being broke is a little more forgivable. I'm in my mid 20's, and even though I'm still in law school, I'm expected to have a little extra scratch.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

It's my favorite place in the world, with all the problems they have the people are some of the nicest and most open I have ever met. I feel Brazil is a love it or hate it place, and the big problem happens to be if you love it, you will want to move there. It's not even about the women either, the culture is just even as a foreigner you will feel more @ home there and less isolated than you do here (If you love it). Contrary to popular belief, the women are not that easy, they are easy to approach and talk to, but if you're just looking to fukk you might be better off going somewhere else.


It's dangerous in certain cities, and you can get got @ the beach in Rio, broad daylight nikkas will rob you if you're too flashy. Do not leave anything on the beach unattended, even sandals, them shyts will be gone before you even hit the water If you plan on staying an extended period of time, learn Portuguese.......

If you plan on saving 5-10k you could literally live down there for a year if you could get a work visa, the average Brazilian only makes 10k a year.

I was only planning on staying for a week or two! Gotta get my rock star on!

 

[A.V.]

Dont go raw nikka