Aye brehs, any travel advice on Brazil?

[Rayzah]

It's my favorite place in the world, with all the problems they have the people are some of the nicest and most open I have ever met. I feel Brazil is a love it or hate it place, and the big problem happens to be if you love it, you will want to move there. It's not even about the women either, the culture is just even as a foreigner you will feel more @ home there and less isolated than you do here (If you love it). Contrary to popular belief, the women are not that easy, they are easy to approach and talk to, but if you're just looking to fukk you might be better off going somewhere else.


It's dangerous in certain cities, and you can get got @ the beach in Rio, broad daylight nikkas will rob you if you're too flashy. Do not leave anything on the beach unattended, even sandals, them shyts will be gone before you even hit the water If you plan on staying an extended period of time, learn Portuguese.......

If you plan on saving 5-10k you could literally live down there for a year if you could get a work visa, the average Brazilian only makes 10k a year.

So your saying despite all the negative things people say about rio (crime, STD's, tranny's)its still your favorite place?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I dont give a fck about none of that sht. Yo. Im feeling great. Im talkin about real life, my niqqa. Sorry about last night, tho.

Good. We'll be feasting once we go into production and I get my raise.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Soon. See the Penfield formula.

1. Post barbed comment.
2. Face rebuttal.
3. Respond with smiley plus smug, smarmy remark that doesn't really add to his post.
4. Watch thread get derailed.

Seen it happen tons of times.

DaygoTaco formula:

• Use numbering/bullet list feature to make argument either because one he doesn't trust himself to make coherent argument, or two uses it as a pretentious formatting/argument device to imply that he's smart.
• Nonsensical pseudo-intellectual babble.
• Tries to come across with level headed, even argument. Just is really annoying, boring and tedious.
• Copies long list of tips from external website. Pastes it into "Things to do in 20s Thread." Doesn't give credit. Receives daps. Basks in dap glory, dapping all those who dapped him. Someone calls him out. Vanishes.
• Talks about sex in weird way

Think we got it all there

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

DaygoTaco formula:

• Use numbering/bullet list feature to make argument either because one he doesn't trust himself to make coherent argument, or two uses it as a pretentious formatting/argument device to imply that he's smart.
• Nonsensical pseudo-intellectual babble.
• Tries to come across with level headed, even argument. Just is really annoying, boring and tedious.
• Copies long list of tips from external website. Pastes it into "Things to do in 20s Thread." Doesn't give credit. Receives daps. Basks in dap glory, dapping all those who dapped him. Someone calls him out. Vanishes.
• Talks about sex in weird way

Think we got it all there

Lol, there's nothing about making a bullet point list that's inherently incoherent or unintelligent. There's also nothing about a condescending writing tone or throwing away a vote on a third party in a swing state that makes you a intellectual. I'd also love to know more about this "dap glory" you speak of. It sounds phenomenal. I guess you can feel smart trolling people on the coli, but the feeling isn't the same as the real thing. Go right ahead and ignore me if my posts are making you this upset.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Lol, there's nothing about making a bullet point list that's inherently incoherent or unintelligent. There's also nothing about a condescending writing tone or throwing away a vote on a third party in a swing state that makes you a intellectual. I'd also love to know more about this "dap glory" you speak of. It sounds phenomenal. I guess you can feel smart trolling people on the coli, but the feeling isn't the same as the real thing. Go right ahead and ignore me if my posts are making you this upset.

The oft-used, very old 'you're mad' post. Christ you really are the most boring poster here.

Just admit you stole that whole post in the 20s thread and didn't give credit, that you're gay and then you don't have to pay me any mind bra:dealwithit:

http://www.the-coli.com/2535856-post4.html

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

The oft-used, very old 'you're mad' post. Christ you really are the most boring poster here.

Just admit you stole that whole post in the 20s thread and didn't give credit, that you're gay and then you don't have to pay me any mind bra:dealwithit:

http://www.the-coli.com/2535856-post4.html

"You're mad" post? It's not my fault that your anal-pain is so very obvious. Who cares if the 20's post was copypasta? Does that make the information any less valuable? I also directly linked to a post about the relationship between intelligence and taste in music and got a similar response. Was the information more valuable then? Again, despite your best hopes, I ain't gay, but your obsession with all things homosexual says quite a bit about you.

Ultimately, the reason that you don't like my posts is because you don't like when smart people post because that hurts your fragile ego. Your posting style and your condescending tone speak volumes to it and when you see someone on this board that's intelligent, it makes you feel insecure and you get into an ultra defensive mode. It's okay, though. You can project if you need to, if that's what you need to feel more secure with yourself. I guess I'm not as insecure as you.

Would you like for me to give you the last word again so you can sleep easier tonight?

 

[Roaden Polynice]

"You're mad" post? It's not my fault that your anal-pain is so very obvious. Who cares if the 20's post was copypasta? Does that make the information any less valuable? I also directly linked to a post about the relationship between intelligence and taste in music and got a similar response. Was the information more valuable then? Again, despite your best hopes, I ain't gay, but your obsession with all things homosexual says quite a bit about you.

Ultimately, the reason that you don't like my posts is because you don't like when smart people post because that hurts your fragile ego. Your posting style and your condescending tone speak volumes to it and when you see someone on this board that's intelligent, it makes you feel insecure and you get into an ultra defensive mode. It's okay, though. You can project if you need to, if that's what you need to feel more secure with yourself. I guess I'm not as insecure as you.

Would you like for me to give you the last word again so you can sleep easier tonight?

No but I would like to direct you to the second and third bullets of my previous posts.

Playing this boy like a fiddle!

 

[Malta]

So your saying despite all the negative things people say about rio (crime, STD's, tranny's)its still your favorite place?

I love Rio, but my favorite place in Brazil (and the world thus far) is Salvador da Bahia.




Far more cultured and even more laidback than Rio.

 

[dennis roadman]

Brazilian women were given to us to provide happiness and sexual goodwill.

keep this attitude and your stay in brazil will be awful. don't be a rookie traveler breh

Isn't most of their food healthy and organic, what's the cause of that?

salt and/or sugar on everything

aids capital of the world.. good luck protecting yourself..

post evidence for this

No but I would like to direct you to the second and third bullets of my previous posts.

Playing this boy like a fiddle!

knowledge of brazil for gringos has been dropped all over and this board in the past 2-3 years. do a search, i'm too lazy to repost most of that shyt.

the only guidelines you need to start with are 1) get a visa 2) erase preconceptions

when you're done with that, come back and up this thread

 

[Malta]

keep this attitude and your stay in brazil will be awful. don't be a rookie traveler breh

salt and/or sugar on everything

post evidence for this




knowledge of brazil for gringos has been dropped all over and this board in the past 2-3 years. do a search, i'm too lazy to repost most of that shyt.

the only guidelines you need to start with are 1) get a visa 2) erase preconceptions

when you're done with that, come back and up this thread

Ketchup on popcorn and mayo on Pizza, only thing I can't rock with you Brazilians on

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

No but I would like to direct you to the second and third bullets of my previous posts.

Playing this boy like a fiddle!

Nice self-delusion there. I like watching you squirm like this.

Hey, look what I found. I'll even link it for you so you won't think I "stole" it.

Is some homophobia self-phobia?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

keep this attitude and your stay in brazil will be awful. don't be a rookie traveler breh

salt and/or sugar on everything

post evidence for this




knowledge of brazil for gringos has been dropped all over and this board in the past 2-3 years. do a search, i'm too lazy to repost most of that shyt.

the only guidelines you need to start with are 1) get a visa 2) erase preconceptions

when you're done with that, come back and up this thread

I was just messing around. I know that there is nothing more unattractive to non-American women than an arrogant American man that thinks he can throw money around and automatically get laid.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I like watching you squirm like this.

--->

Riiight about time for me to hit the dusty trail. Have fun being in the closet:ugh:

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

--->

Riiight about time for me to hit the dusty trail. Have fun being in the closet:ugh:

You're the one seeing homosexuality and trannies everywhere they don't exist. Every time you post it looks like something you struggle with on a daily basis.

 

[Malta]

This dude has it all figured out, he hits up Brazilian and Colombian dating sites, finds the women that speak English and then hangs out with them when he's in country -

Spoiler

He seen Brazilian pornstar Darlene on the beach...just chilling

That brother is LIVING....he started a Brazilian tourism website The Brazil Geeks Blog - a Brazil Travel, Entertainment, News and Lifestyle Blog...