Aye brehs, any travel advice on Brazil?

[Roberto Dinero]

I've never been but my pops used to go to Sao Paolo pretty often back in the day. He told me Sao Paolo is kind of a big grimey city tho, not as nice as Rio would be.

He told me graffiti artists out there compete with each other to see who can put a mural up in the tallest place. So they climb buildings and sh!t and see who can put one up on the highest spot. Dunno if they still do that tho.

But yeah, Brazilian women are we got some Brazilian broads out here in London. There is this big Brazilian bar in the west end, I've been a few times, never disappointed. I speak Spanish but no Portuguese. I can understand some of what they say but half the time I dunno what they are talking about. If u get an FOB Brazilian the hardest thing would probably be the language barrier.

 

[razassin]

If you gonna be ballin' you'll find brazil to be pretty expensive. Also as a tourist I recommend you stay at a nice hotel even if its expensive... Don't take no chances.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

1) Strap up (double bag that ish) if you planning on fukking broads down there... STD rates are bananas. You might want to make sure the person you're banging out was born a woman

2) Learn some basic Portuguese so your ass don't get caught up... there are areas where folks are aching to get over on naive tourists; bring a translation book if need be

3) Look into some all-inclusive type joint so that you don't really have to stray far; in some areas there are nice-ass resorts, and right across the street are the grimiest favelas with folks ready to rob you as soon as you step foot off the property

4) Sao Paolo is cool, Rio is cool, but like someone else mentioned, folks get robbed in broad daylight in some of those neighborhoods, so once again: watch your ass.

 

[Klyk21]

olympics 2016...!

 

[Malta]

Also, don't expect every girl there to look like some video model, they have an increasing obesity problem, and there are some horrendous looking people there. You will see a lot of beautiful women, but they might not even fukk with you like that, and if they come on super strong within the first 5 mins it's probably cause they're a working girl. And you will be shocked at how many 21-30 year old attractive women have braces too

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Also, don't expect every girl there to look like some video model, they have an increasing obesity problem, and there are some horrendous looking people there. You will see a lot of beautiful women, but they might not even fukk with you like that, and if they come on super strong within the first 5 mins it's probably cause they're a working girl. And you will be shocked at how many 21-30 year old attractive women have braces too

Some dudes have this misconception that the streets of Brazil are overflowing with model-looking broads that are actively seeking and feening for random American peen, regardless of stature

Dudes be getting their feelings hurt when they actually go over there and realize that Brazilian women can be some of the most superficial they'll ever meet LOL

 

[Malta]

Some dudes have this misconception that the streets of Brazil are overflowing with model-looking broads that are actively seeking and feening for random American peen, regardless of stature

Dudes be getting their feelings hurt when they actually go over there and realize that Brazilian women can be some of the most superficial they'll ever meet LOL

That's why I'm glad they all go to Rio and leave Salvador alone

The tourists cities and the women are used to foreigners coming in and throwing money around.

 

[H@LLOW]

Brehs the best time to go is during he World Cup. bytches gonna be giving that p*ssy free if you promise them a green card.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

I will be there in 2016 for the Olympics.... I can't wait

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

That's why I'm glad they all go to Rio and leave Salvador alone

The tourists cities and the women are used to foreigners coming in and throwing money around.

 

[Captain Crunch]

Also, don't expect every girl there to look like some video model, they have an increasing obesity problem, and there are some horrendous looking people there. You will see a lot of beautiful women, but they might not even fukk with you like that, and if they come on super strong within the first 5 mins it's probably cause they're a working girl. And you will be shocked at how many 21-30 year old attractive women have braces too

Isn't most of their food healthy and organic, what's the cause of that?

 

[Malta]

Isn't most of their food healthy and organic, what's the cause of that?

Increase in money I would guess, it's not as bad as Americas problem and the average weight of a woman down there is only around 138lbs vs 165lbs here.

 

[newworldafro]

This nikka bout to be a hostage

.....like this kid right here...


http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/69293-hostage-brazil-gives-no-fukks.html

 

[mortuus est]

Watch out for them shemales they be looking like real women out there in them skreets

 

[Wild self]

Me and my two homeboys all said we're gonna throw some money together and take a trip down to Brazil one day.

One day man.

I can go anywhere for dirt cheap. Wanna know how?