Ayo f'really real talk - How did Superman...

[Taadow]

...drop that thang on Lois Lane without KILLIN' HER, cuzz??

That chit been plaugin' my mind for YEARS.

I mean - when you really th'owin' dyne on a broad, you givin' it all you got...if he was givin' her that Full Force Freakin' with that strength he got he mighta fucced a new hole in the bytch.

And he got Krypton nuts, bro. His nizzut had to be toxic to earth hoes.

I know I know, Clark always was under control - but even when he gettin' it in? Iono know 'bout all that...

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

he fukked her in that chamber from sups2

 

[DaylitoJames]

Smallville was realistic with that subject. Clark couldn't hit that so they never did... until that episode when Lana randomly gained superpowers. Clark was blowing her back out so hard it was causing earthquakes.

 

[DaylitoJames]

he fukked her in that chamber from sups2

put the world in danger with his simpin' in Superman 2, Zod had everyone

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

put the world in danger with his simpin' in Superman 2, Zod had everyone

he got his ass whopped in that diner and was like fukk this

 

[DaylitoJames]

he got his ass whopped in that diner and was like fukk this

Clark was like "think I made a mistake on losing dem powers"

That's probably why they had to pair him with Richard Pryor on the next movie to give Clark his street cred back.

 

[Bud Bundy]

I would think she would always be on top. Unless his ejaculate goes at super speed.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I Meannnnnnn........

 

[Kartel13]

Let's ask @Clark_Kent

 

[HipHopStan]

When I was watching Superman Returns in the theater and it's revealed that it was his kid (BTW at getting Lois pregnant and then leaving for Earth for 5 years on some "Kryptonian Fact Finding Mission" ) all I could think about that was the conversation that TS and Brodie had in Mallrats:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1AadzrK324"]Mallrats (Superman) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Sterling Archer]

Let's ask @Clark_Kent

Its all about the slow long stroke.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Its all about the slow long stroke.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Its all about the slow long stroke.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

When I was watching Superman Returns in the theater and it's revealed that it was his kid (BTW at getting Lois pregnant and then leaving for Earth for 5 years on some "Kryptonian Fact Finding Mission" ) all I could think about that was the conversation that TS and Brodie had in Mallrats:

Mallrats (Superman) - YouTube

Wonder Woman's Uterus.

 

[ltheghost]

He took her to the Red Sun fukk room. A room that has a red sun uv light that he uses to blow her back out. But what he doesn't know is...that is where I hid a couple of assassins......to merk him and his bytch...