Ayo, Jesus was out here acting like a whole genie. And we act like it's a shock he was crucified.

[Luke Cage]

You can turn water into wine too. Just need them wine flavored sugar packets.

Let me find out Jesus was just the og inventor of an ancient koolaid and we crafted a whole religon around because it

literally drink the koolaid brehs

 

[MMS]

Genesis 16:11-13

11 And the angel of the Lord said unto her, Behold, thou art with child and shalt bear a son, and shalt call his name Ishmael; because the Lord hath heard thy affliction.

12 And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him; and he shall dwell in the presence of all his brethren.

13 And she called the name of the Lord that spake unto her, Thou God seest me: for she said, Have I also here looked after him that seeth me?

 

[MMS]

@Koichos

 

[Barlow]

Jesus was a clout chaser and got caught lackin

 

[killacal]

There was no prophet named Isa.​

Post a quote from Jesus himself claiming to be God out of his own words

Or to be worshipped not John not Paul words but Jesus

I'll wait

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Post a quote from Jesus himself claiming to be God out of his own words

Sure, as soon as you point me to Jesus stating 'I am only a prophet, don't worship me.', or, 'I am the virgin-born son of Mary.', in those exact words.

​

 

[Box Factory]

I always thought it was funny, that every like 6th guy in bible had super powers, but none of that carried over to any sort of modern times

 

[killacal]

Sure, as soon as you point me to Jesus stating 'I am only a prophet, don't worship me.', or, 'I am the virgin-born son of Mary.', in those exact words.

​

You the one who claims he's God in the flesh
... the onus is one you

 

[DoubleClutch]

I never understood white humor

the part about Detroit

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I always thought it was funny, that every like 6th guy in bible had super powers, but none of that carried over to any sort of modern times

Most of the OT was myths/legends/war propaganda spun into theocratic narratives. The NT was exposition/commentary on the OT intermingled with Greco-Roman biography and organization of a movement under constant persecution.

There's also about 2,000 years of history and philosophy spanning all the Books.​

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

You the one who claims he's God in the flesh

I never claimed that.

Try again, son.

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[semicko82]

I always thought it was funny, that every like 6th guy in bible had super powers, but none of that carried over to any sort of modern times

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Nah Jesus was cool as hell

they did bro so wrong

his mission was to expose ppl and die for humanity. Bet he was a chill dude

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Pharisees were some hating bytches.

I don't get how you could hate Jesus.

Like what did he teach that was wrong?

Like forget his followers..but listen to the message.

What is so wrong about it?

You'd have to have hatenin your heart or be a descendant of prophet killers to have disdain for Jesus.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

his mission was to expose ppl and die for humanity. Bet he was a chill dude

You know broads were throwing it at him on a regular.

One broad wiped his feet with her hair

I personally believe he was married.

-several women showed up at his crucifixion
-Mary Magdalene was the first to know of his resurrection
-Mary's word was taken 100% back in the days when the word of a woman meant jack shyte.

Jesus didn't sin and marriage isn't a sin.

I think they left that out because the Roman's were against polygamy.