One thing I've noticed reading it again, besides the terrible grammar and spelling (no CM Punk), how are you a long time fan and not know what kind of product this is?
Definition of TV PG:
Parental Guidance Suggested
This program contains material that parents may find unsuitable for younger children. Many parents may want to watch it with their younger children. The theme itself may call for parental guidance and/or the program may contain one or more of the following: some suggestive dialogue (D), infrequent coarse language (L), some sexual situations (S), or moderate violence (V).
These Parents I swear
also

@some of you assuming its a mom even though its signed Michael from Orlando