Bad Situations You Narrowly Avoided Due To Spidey Sense…

[Henny and_ HotWings]

Going over project bytches house is a losing proposition

Oh….. my brother…. I WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree with you!

But at the time I was like 21-22 years old at the time… I was young dumb and extra horny…. plus I wasn’t scared of a thing at that age (which was foolish when I look back on it now)

So I wasn’t thinking straight lol

 

[TRUEST]

During early part of Covid where folks were hurrying to quit their jobs for much higher work. Seemed too good to be reliable. A few thousands was never gonna be worth peace.

 

[Jasonmask]

Was solo at the movies and I had a sense someone was following me so I pulled a last minute turn and was right that person did an awkward turn away once they saw I didn’t go out the door. Didn’t see anybody else but could’ve been an ambush

 

[TMBlue]

Getting robbed multiple times
Accidentally setting myself in fire
Getting caught up with a homie who got caught cheating

 

[JuvenileHell]

The year was 2009, I was only 21 or 22 at the time….and I had booked this broad

Hit her up to see if she was tryna link up and smoke some loud together

She told me come past her crib

She shot me the address, come to find out this chick lived in Latrobe Projects over East Baltimore (for those who ain’t from the area)

Still I wasn’t shook, I ain’t no bytch… so I rode out

I get there, she looking thick AF wearing this lil house dress, booty and titties bouncing around everywhere when she walked


We smoke like 2 blunts of some … she pulled out the bottle of henny… at this point we lit like a mf…

This chick was hood af and she was wearing a very revealing house dress so I already knew where her mind was at… I already knew she was a freak and that it probably wouldn’t be too difficult to smash

She turned the tv off and put some music on so I knew what time it was….After a while I get a grabbing and feeling up on her kissing on her neck, eventually sucking on her titties

Her phone starts going off, she ignore it.. it goes off again probably 4-5 more times and she ignores…. Finally she picks up after like half a dozen times and she tells who ever it is, she gonna call them right back and she hung up in a hurry…

She then starts rushing me and says we should go in her bedroom, she starts grabbing and pulling me…

So I’m like, we already here in the living room, you live alone, we already in here and I’m hard as a missle… let’s just go at it right here


She says no, let’s go to the bedroom. And this time she was kinda aggressive about it. And right then, something went off in me and didnt feel right… for some reason her tryna pull me to the bedroom made me nervous eat the time I didn’t know why cuz I really wanted to fukk this chick

I told her I had to piss before we fukked and I went to the bathroom… while I’m in there, I had this voice inside of me just telling me to “get the fukk outta here NOW!!” I don’t know where the voice came from, maybe it was my dead father speaking to me from his grave, maybe it was God, maybe it was my street smarts kicking in, idk… but all I know is I got an uneasy feeling in my stomach and I had to leave this bytches crib.

I come out the bathroom and I straight up tell her I gotta go… she resisted of course but I didn’t give af… I didn’t even bother grabbing the rest of my weed from off the table I just booked it and got the fukk outta there, she was looking at me like I was crazy but I’d didn’t care

On my way out I seem a rugged rough looking nikka bopping towards me, he gave me a brief look but kept it moving right in the same direction where I had just came from.. I didn’t even stick around to see what unit he went in

I walk through the projects to the street and got in my car fast af and pulled off

The next day the bytch calls me and is kinda making fun of me, saying I was scared and all that dumb shyt… but then proceeds to tell me that it was good that I left because her ex literally come over less than 2 minutes after I dipped and that he thought someone was over there with her….(probably the same nikka I saw on my way out)…

She thought it was funny and tried to say that it was her ex and he’s obsessed with her but that he’s “not built like that… he been locked up a few times but he probably wouldn’t have done nothing, he a bytch for real” ———— yeah aight bytch! Foh that’s what y’all all say smh

After that I decided to dead that bytch, blocked her number and never hit her up again… chicks like that get nikkas killed everyday… a dude in latrube projects at that time of night, who looks the way that he looked, who still obsessed with you and thats probably who was blowing up your phone??? That nikka DEFINITELY had the burner on him… I’m not fighting not dying over you

I saved my own life that night

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

• Leaving Philly (my mother, grandfather, and uncle died all within the decade of when I left)
• Not going to my mother's funeral (my piece of shyt stepfather and em took over the funeral arrangements since my mother had no sort of life insurance, thus him pulling the plug and trying to marry another woman in the midst of the funeral)
• One time I felt a weird shift in the atmosphere when these youngin were fitting to start some shyt with some other dudes (so I crossed the street and pretend to take the bus, while this lady came out of nowhere and told me God bless)
• This guy offering me a gig because he seen my Amerikkka's Most Wanted shirt (the vibes were off)
• Living in Savannah, this couple tried sizing me up on the bus to see how they were going to rob me. The moment I decided to make a turn to a public restroom, thats when they played it off like nothing was going to happen
• One time I was on the bus and this dude was aggy AF on the phone with another dude. Me and a few other got off at a early stop lol. The walk was long to catch the other bus, but the next day I found out on the news that the dude and the guy he was arguing with both killed each other a couple of blocks of where I was living

 

[Big Blue]

Getting robbed multiple times
Accidentally setting myself in fire
Getting caught up with a homie who got caught cheating

Sound like you don't understand this thread.

I'm crying

 

[Vandelay]

Lol we both ended up hollering at these friends, both of us were in relationships. Generally not a cheater, but this chick was bad. Something told me not to holler at her and throw her number away because my homie was gonna get caught. 4 days later he got caught.

 

[Mr Bubbles]

My friend and I nearly got shot. I was a freshmen in high school so he had to be in his second year of middle school. We're walking down the street to another friend's house and laying on the lawn next door to his house is one of the older dudes from the hood. Cool as fukk. He on the phone and nod at me so I nod back and we get to the sidewalk right outside our friend's house, we both just have an odd feeling and decide to go back. We walk back passed dude who is still on the phone. As we're walking, a black car is driving towards us. I can't remember if the driver window was already down or if he rolled it down when he saw us since it's been over 20 years but I know for a fact that car slowed down. The driver nods at us and we dumbly nod back as the car drives off. Now, I'm used to older dudes I don't know saying what's up to me because of my brother is from the hood we grew up in. People I don't know always talked to me so that wasn't odd. But he had to warn me about that after another incident. A few seconds later we hear the shots and both flinch but keep walking. My heart is racing and we get to his driveway. As we're walking up it, we hear footsteps behind us and somebody runs past us telling us to go in the house. So I go home and dude that was on the lawn is talking to my brother and a bunch of other folks that was at my house and telling them what happened.

I always wonder, if he wasn't on that phone would I have stopped and talked to him? I would have been right between him and that car? If we actually got our friend, would we be walking back when they pulled up? It was only a few seconds but there are bushes in front of my friend's house. Would they have shot at us too because of the bushes obscuring their view and they couldn't tell we were goofy kids? Most importantly, what if instead of just nodding at us they shot not caring that we were kids? It feels like any small change to anybody's actions that day could have ended in disaster for us.

 

[DonRe]

Nothing can beat all those hoes i went in raw, knew when to pull out and escaped with no infection or child.

And ive been skydiving where the wind took us way down the mountain. But bm drama has escaped the kid as of now.

 

[KingTxo]

Went downtown with a few friends. We went bar hopping. Ended back up at a bar called off the Trax. The mood shifted compared to when we went earlier that night. Me and one of my friends Emir noticed the vibe was way off so we left again.

Walked the down town area, one of my friends threw up on the walk.went back to main Street and it was filled with cops and ambulances. Apparently 3 or 4 people had got shot at the bar less than 5 minutes after we left including the nice chicken that was serving us.

We still talk about that night often

 

[General Mills]

This chick who curved me super bad in college. We dated and then she went back to her Ex while dismissing me publicly. Had me looking foolish. Later I joined the service and forget about her but she never forgot about me. She somehow found my parents and formed a semi relationship with them over the years unbeknownst to me. In her mind I was the good one who got away


While my life was only progressing hers was in a downward spiral. By the time I ran into her 6 years later she had two kids. I only wanted to revenge fukk her for the curve from years ago. I had no idea she was looking at me as her savior

Go to her crib to hook up. To this day I still don’t know what it was. I was in some kind of haze and the idea of my condom just evaporated. We was in her room and I had some weird tunnel vision going on. I was about to go raw Literally the moment before I was about to go in there was a knock at her door

A bamming really.. I woke the fukk up and realized I was inches away from being baby daddy #3. I got up quick as a hiccup and got dressed. She was trying to wrap her legs around me and I had to literally pull myself off of her and jet



Ran into her again a few years after that and she confessed to me that I was the only dude in her life who treated her good and she knew I came from a good family. She was ovulating and her plan was to get preggo that night because she knew I would be a good dude and would not leave her and my seed.

I was I am usually very careful. That night at her house something crazy was going on because I forgot about all of that shyt

 

[⠀X ⠀]

I’m 95 percent sure that this girl who I was finna meet off tinder, was setting me up to get robbed. It just felt really off, so I stayed my azz at home and watched a movie or something

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I’m 95 percent sure that this girl who I was finna meet off tinder, was setting me up to get robbed. It just felt really off, so I stayed my azz at home and watched a movie or something

The biggest giveaway is when a jawn is pushing the coochie like a stock brokers trying to seal the deal.

Happened to me and thank God I accidently ran the doorbell of a cac and he scared me off, because my ass would have been a coat.

 

[Buddy]

We had a Lock In at church when I was teenager and my auntie asked if I wanna ride with them. It wouldn't have been enough room for me so I would've had to sit in the trunk area like I typically would. Something told me nah I'll just go with my mama. They had a Grand Cherokee, got t-boned by a Camry or some shyt and the car flipped multiple times. Luckily no one was seriously hurt but one of my cousins lost the finger print area of his index finger and had to go to rehab. They got broke off 8 racks a piece when they turned 18.